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Grace, War, and Shenanigans

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Are the dogs dead?

 

I try kicking the door open with all my strength.

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Frank: You open the door across from the lava room, and find yourself in the middle of a blizzard.

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Resistance: Nope, the dogs are still very much alive and rabid. You attempt to kick down the door, and get a sore foot. You notice something scratched into the door, but it is difficult to read.

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Hakon: You open the door in the floor, and see a large pile of dirt below you.

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Jen skips around for a bit, enjoying the nice breeze the fans are making, before opening the next door.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

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The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

I crouch sideways. the side facing the dogs I hold the shield and I turn my head to quickly try and make out whatever inscription is on the door.

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Jen: You step into the room, and a fan blows you into a wall. You very nearly miss getting sliced by the blades of the fan on the wall you flew in to.

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Hakon: You jump onto the dirt pile, and slide down. You hear something rumble above you.

 

Mikael: You block another canine charge, and manage to read the scratches on the door. It reads: "I DEMAND BLOOD"

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Jen crawls along the wall, using her ice beams to disable the fans (not that it's important, because she's hiding near their stands) and makes her way around the room to the next door, which she opens.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

I begin to walk through the blizzard

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

I charge at the dogs with my shield facing them, remember that I specified that there was a spike on the shield.

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Jen: You crawl along the wall to the next fan, and the fan on the other wall pulls you towards it. You manage to freeze the suction fan's axle before you get chopped into tiny little Jen-pieces.

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Håkon pulls out his crossbow pistol (I'll just call it pistol every time except the first time it is used in a session, it'd probably be a little bit faster if you do too (just as a suggestion)) and aims up at the source of the sound.

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Icu: You soon get lost in the blizzard. You can't see a thing.

 

Mikael: You make a running charge at the dogs, who run around behind you. One manages to bite a chunk of your leg off, the rest you dodged.

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Jen grabs one of the fans and uses it alternately as as club and a prod to disable and push fans out of the way, until she reaches the door.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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Hakon: You create your weapon, and point it in the general direction of the rumbling. It grows louder.

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I enlarge the shield over me so it resembles a giant bubble and then enlarge it again so it fills up every inch of the pit with the kickback shield, any dogs will be either smashed against the ceiling or against the walls and crushed.

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Jen: All the fans seem rather firmly stuck in the wall. They're so large, you don't think you'd be able to lift one even if you managed to get it out.

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Mikael: You enlarge the shield to form a bubble around you, which knocks the dogs back once more. You begin to feel very woozy, and don't think that trying to make the shield grow any more would be a good idea.

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I'm guessing a stampede of something.

 

Håkon hides behind something and preps to fire his pistol.

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Jen continues along the wall, using her ice beam to disable anything that is menacing and out to get her.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

Kakoara hears the noise of rabid dogs behind her. Standing in the doorway of her door, she debates whether or not to aide her comrade.

 

Bitterly, she pushes her curiosity of the skeleton aside and runs over to Mikael's door. Extending her blade, Kakoara rams it into the door handle.

 

(if that doesn't work, which I assume it won't) "Mikael! What's going on in there?!"

"Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.

I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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Hakon: The only thing you can see in the room to hide behind would be the dirt pile. You hide behind it, but the rumbling moves back to above you. (Not a stampede.)

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