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Has Jesus Returned????????


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most "christian" groups don't exactly believe the same thing anyways.


It would be amusing to lock a Catholic, Baptist, Mormon, Jehovas Witness and someone from the church of god in the same room to discuss theology.

I've seen the like attempted before. The Catholic is the first to give up, while the Protestants tell each other that they're wrong by mostly quoting.

These prophecies are so entertaining by the way. If there is a hell, these "prophets" will surely be the ones roasting for exploiting the idiocy of the ignorant.
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most "christian" groups don't exactly believe the same thing anyways.


It would be amusing to lock a Catholic, Baptist, Mormon, Jehovas Witness and someone from the church of god in the same room to discuss theology.


Don't forget an atheist.

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Wow, that's a very interesting prophecy o_O Astoundingly accurate.

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I prophesize the next post number after mine will be 26, followed by 27, then 28.

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Wow, that's a very interesting prophecy o_O Astoundingly accurate.


Authenticity and skepticism

Spanish writer father Benito Jerónimo Feijóo wrote in his Teatro Crítico Universal (1724–1739), in an entry called Purported prophecies, that the ones by Saint Malachy's were a shameful forgery, claiming that they were created ad hoc during the 16th century. As a proof, he offers an accurate fact: that the first time the prophecy is mentioned is on a handwritten account by patriarch Alfonso Chacón (a.k.a Alphonsus Ciacconus, 1540–1599) in 1590 (this account would be later published, in 1595, by the abovementioned historian Arnold de Wyon); in this account, Chacón only comments the prophecies until the papacy of Urban VII (whose papacy only lasted September 1590, and was the current pope at the time Chacón wrote the comment). According to Feijóo, Chacón, who held a great intellectual prestige at the time, was lured to comment the prophecies by someone who wanted to help cardinal Girolamo Simoncelli (1522–1605) reach the papacy. By showing them to be accurate till Urban VII, it was expected people to believe the next ones; that way, Girolamo Simoncelli could be easily elected pope, since the prophecy after Urban VII's one tells about a pope Ex antiquitate urbis (from the antiquity of the city), a fact that seems to fit him, who was cardinal of Orvieto (literally "old city", urbs vetus), or at least better than Gregory XIV, who was elected pope after Urban VII. Thus, the forgery would have been useless, since Simoncelli was not elected pope. Jesuit father Claude-François Menestrier also claimed that the prophecies were forged in order to help the papal candidacy of Girolamo Simoncelli, offering similar reasons to those of Feijóo. Spanish historian José Luis Calvo points out that the prophecies seem to be very accurate till Urban VII, fitting perfectly even the antipopes, but that afterwards great efforts have to be made in order to make the prophecies fit their pope. Feijóo's explanation is usually regarded as being the most probable proof of the forgery.


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most "christian" groups don't exactly believe the same thing anyways.


It would be amusing to lock a Catholic, Baptist, Mormon, Jehovas Witness and someone from the church of god in the same room to discuss theology.


Don't forget an atheist.

Atheists aren't christians.

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This smells like an advertising thread. Nevertheless, the view outside my window lacks fire and brimstone so I'm skeptical of this prophecy.

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most "christian" groups don't exactly believe the same thing anyways.


It would be amusing to lock a Catholic, Baptist, Mormon, Jehovas Witness and someone from the church of god in the same room to discuss theology.


Don't forget an atheist.

Would be a diaster then - the others wouldn't focus on theology, but conversion.
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I once met a man named Jesus at a Home Depot. Is this the Messiah returned at last?
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I once met a man named Jesus at a Home Depot. Is this the Messiah returned at last?


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I once met a man named Jesus at a Home Depot. Is this the Messiah returned at last?


And i once beat someone named Jesus in a chess game. Does that mean I'm smarter than the messiah?
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I once met a man named Jesus at a Home Depot. Is this the Messiah returned at last?


And i once beat someone named Jesus in a chess game. Does that mean I'm smarter than the messiah?


BOW TO THE NEW MESSIAH
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I once met a man named Jesus at a Home Depot. Is this the Messiah returned at last?


And i once beat someone named Jesus in a chess game. Does that mean I'm smarter than the messiah?


BOW TO THE NEW MESSIAH


YES! Now all shall bask in my eternal glory!
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I once met a man named Jesus at a Home Depot. Is this the Messiah returned at last?


And i once beat someone named Jesus in a chess game. Does that mean I'm smarter than the messiah?


BOW TO THE NEW MESSIAH


YES! Now all shall bask in my eternal glory!

I don't recall this.

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The cardinal that chooses his pope name to be Peter is going to be one cocky [bleep].

I just can't see it happening.
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Conceding for the sake of argument that God does exist and that Jesus will one day return, what do you really think would happen? If someone all of a sudden started claiming he was the son of God come back to life, would we all bow down in worship or would we send him to counseling and probably have him committed to a mental hospital?

Besides, Jesus doesn't need to come back and save us; Sam and Dean Winchester already saved us from the Apocalypse.

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Conceding for the sake of argument that God does exist and that Jesus will one day return, what do you really think would happen? If someone all of a sudden started claiming he was the son of God come back to life, would we all bow down in worship or would we send him to counseling and probably have him committed to a mental hospital?

Besides, Jesus doesn't need to come back and save us; Sam and Dean Winchester already saved us from the Apocalypse.

Well Zeus and Odin are supposed to come back as well. And Odin has an entire army behind him when he comes back at the end of the world, Jesus got nothin'.




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