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going hard in the dirt yo

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Mrgreen reported for spam. Now I have a chance, after TIF mods reduce posts to get 4k!

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[hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2
GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)
Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3
DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide]

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BEE TEE DUBS

 

Gona see HP 7-2 tonight at the dollar theatre right near mah uni. Just gona walk there like a boss.

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[hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2
GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)
Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3
DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide]

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you should listen to ur ipod to restore your run energy

 

then sprint there with ur 80 agility skills

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me or just harpy is now a cult

23092432i23billion years after december 21st 2012 when life forms have finally formed again due to evolution, and they see the debris of this blog, the will think we are some elitest group of flying angels that make jokes about penis's and mere's periods.

 

im so glad to be apart of this world changing group.

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92 Fishing | 92 Firemaking | 92 Dungeoneering | 99 Cooking

100% FTP | 800+ Total | 19 Combat

Optima dies.. prima fugit. .::. Forever a Harpy

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me or just harpy is now a cult

23092432i23billion years after december 21st 2012 when life forms have finally formed again due to evolution, and they see the debris of this blog, the will think we are some elitest group of flying angels that make jokes about penis's and mere's periods.

 

im so glad to be apart of this world changing group.

 

added to OP

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me or just harpy is now a cult

23092432i23billion years after december 21st 2012 when life forms have finally formed again due to evolution, and they see the debris of this blog, the will think we are some elitest group of flying angels that make jokes about penis's and mere's periods.

 

im so glad to be apart of this world ending group.

 

Imagine the legions of followers/worshipers praying in those times long after the Harpy era. I hope I get a statue made out of sapphire in a city named after LTK or Zaaps.

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or we can have a conjoined city like sophanem and menaphos

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me or just harpy is now a cult

23092432i23billion years after december 21st 2012 when life forms have finally formed again due to evolution, and they see the debris of this blog, the will think we are some elitest group of flying angels that make jokes about penis's and mere's periods.

 

im so glad to be apart of this world changing group.

To be read in the voice of Morgan Freeman:

 

Excerpt from a lecture by Dr. Steven Hawkman, professor of history and ambassador from the New Reclaimed Free Republic of California. September 31, 2788.

"We all know about what happened at the Great Disaster. Records even show that those living in the early 21st century knew of it, but as the science of Astrology has not been perfected, few took prophecy seriously. Those that did were eaten by wolves before they had a chance to say "I told you so", but I digress.

 

It seems that as late as 2011, the entities known as Harpies still flew amongst mortal men. These creatures, as you know, appeared to humans as attractive humans with wings in place of arms and talons in place of legs, and are believed to have been the source of every technological advancement between 1500 CE and 2011 CE, before ascending to the heavens as war was beginning worldwide.

 

In November of 2011, there were three factions of harpies: Those following a figure known as Zaaps and those who followed Meredith, which can be boiled down to a conflict between male and female deities, and those who remained neutral. At first, this conflict was small; A menstruation joke on one day, with an ejaculation joke on the next, but their harpies grew restless. On the third of January, blood was spilled as the Last to Know (Believed to be a title granted to the head of the Church of Harpy) was slain in his bed. Zaapsian harpies responded with stealth, as harpies were believed to be related to birds and were far too light for a sustained conflict. Of course, by September of that year, the skies were a battlefield.

 

It was on December 21st that the United States, the country that most strongly supported the Zaapsian harpies, attacked Lithuania, believed to be the capital of Eurasia and stronghold of the Meredithian harpies, with a nuclear bomb. Meredith herself was said to have appeared at this time in order to intercept the bomb with her golden wings, but to no avail. When the United States launched the first bomb, security safeguards from the cold war were activated, and every single nuclear bomb on the planet was launched simultaneously.

 

When the smoke cleared, there were no harpies left and only a handful of humans, who have struggled to reclaim what was left of society ever since.

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tl;dr ltk keeps nukes in his bra

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