MrGreens Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 LLORT CAN BE A SAMWICH MAKER TO fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 LLORT CAN BE A SAMWICH MAKER TO He is inverse harpy. How can he do it WITHOUT THUMBS? Oh, rs was loading and my typing ended up on the "username" part of the tab, preventing me from typing 'thumbs'. It said 'HUMBSHUMB'. Damn you, Java. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGreens Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 ffffff we need a samwich maker and tripsis will just add shit skittles in it fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGreens Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 just noticed we passed obt in blog post count and ISE is only a couple months old :ohnoes: fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 I noticed it'll be Green's 1 year at TIF in 4 days. We should get the confetti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGreens Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 http://www.cracked.com/article_19483_5-birds-with-abilities-that-put-superheroes-to-shame.html#4 I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 http://www.cracked.c...s-to-shame.html#4 FKKKKKK YOUUUUUU I LITERALLY JUST CAME HERE TO POST THAT!!!! ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted October 22, 2011 Author Share Posted October 22, 2011 #4. The Harpy Eagle Can and Will Crush You The harpy eagle is pretty much as powerful as you can get while still being able to fly. It has a crushing grip of 530 pounds per square inch. If that's a meaningless number to you, let's put it like this: The average man has a grip of about 60 pounds. The typical dog bite clocks a mere 320. Freaking wolves can only chew you at a 400 pounds per square inch. This bird beats them all. Via Birdphotos.com And he knows it.But surely, even a bird with a grip that can shame the jaws of a feral canine is still just a bird? What could it do to a full-grown man? Tear off a finger with its little claws?Quite a bit more than that, actually, considering that its talons are the same size as those of a [bleep]ing grizzly bear. Via Skepchick.org "Just letting you know, buddy, it would be in your best interest to never, ever let go."The harpy eagle applies its horror grip via 5-inch talons that it can sink into pretty much anything it wants. And let's not forget that it also has a razor-sharp beak that would make a Japanese swordsman hang his tools in shame and retire to a quiet life running a small sake bar.To drive the point home, the harpy eagle likes to show off its power by crushing the skulls of monkeys, then eating them. That is, if they just won't flat out carry the poor prey away, like they do to this sloth: Wait, did we say superhero? Because we're just going to go out on a limb and assume that a superpowered entity based on it wouldn't necessarily be fighting the good fight. Read more: 5 Birds With Abilities That Put Superheroes to Shame | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_19483_5-birds-with-abilities-that-put-superheroes-to-shame.html#ixzz1bX20yqS4 ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberly Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Also for Squab: #2. The Gannet Is the Juggernaut ... With an Air Bag The gannet is a graceful if rather silly-looking seabird that lives a life similar to other marine birds ... or it would, if it wasn't for its secret superpower. You see, the gannet differentiates itself from its peers with its hunting habits. Like many other seabirds that depend on fish for sustenance, it has a tendency to fly high and swoop down at its prey. Unlike other seabirds, though, it doesn't bother with things like "personal safety" or, for that matter, "terminal velocity." Gannets can -- and constantly do --- hit the water at speeds of up to 90 miles per hour. This is particularly impressive when you take into account the fact that the water's surface tension guarantees that hitting the sea at those speeds is not unlike slamming face first into a cement block. Via blog.earth-touch.comThey're like bullets that can also shit on your windshield. Reason dictates the impact should turn the bird into a feathery pancake supper for the very fish it tried to catch. Yet the gannet smashes right through both the sea surface and our puny laws of physics. It accomplishes this by having an extra-thick, helmet-like skull that is able to withstand impact. And, just because you just can never be invulnerable enough when playing kamikaze for a living, the bird further overcompensates with special airbags in its neck and shoulders. These can be inflated at will to absorb impacts that would kill just about any other animal. In fact, the gannet tends to hit the water so fast it won't even need to painstakingly snatch at the fish with its beak -- it just stuns them on impact. Then, if it's still hungry, it just repeats the whole death drop again. And again. So yes, what we have here is potential for a hero that can take a beating like no other. Imagine him dive-tackling a running criminal from a nearby rooftop, and then smashing through a brick wall, totally unfazed. You can punch him all you want. He's got a facial airbag and a skull like a rock. The Gannet scoffs at your puny attacks. Then comes at you head first, at 90 miles per hour. Photos.comAnd it brought friends. Read more: 5 Birds With Abilities That Put Superheroes to Shame | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_19483_5-birds-with-abilities-that-put-superheroes-to-shame_p2.html#ixzz1bX6JfJuO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted October 22, 2011 Author Share Posted October 22, 2011 i think ISE is the largest blog atm? or at least largest active one and its only been like 3 months lol harpies takin over ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Saru's blog is at 4900. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberly Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Nope; saru's blog still has us beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 get on this level Kim. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted October 22, 2011 Author Share Posted October 22, 2011 we will dominate dw we should have a harpies twitter and we can just tweet about the random sht we do all day ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 we will dominate dw we should have a harpies twitter and we can just tweet about the random sht we do all day That takes our excuse to increase the size of this thread. Also, I read the thing on the harpy eagle this morning. For fun: http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-pieces-relationship-advice-movies-need-to-stop-giving/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 She's just scared of Mr. Kitterson finally getting prosecuted for baking me into the Cake of Jas. Of course, what Mr. Kitterson didn't realize is that by stirking me down baking me into the cake of Jas I became more powerful then Mr Kitterson could possibly have imagined. =D=D=D Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 WE MUST DEFEAT SARUMON Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGreens Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted October 22, 2011 Author Share Posted October 22, 2011 war vs saru wat ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGreens Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 its not impossibru fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 She's just scared of Mr. Kitterson finally getting prosecuted for baking me into the Cake of Jas. Of course, what Mr. Kitterson didn't realize is that by stirking me down baking me into the cake of Jas I became more powerful then Mr Kitterson could possibly have imagined. =D=D=D Someone make this image small enough for my sig. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Also, I have declared war on Sarumon: Harpies are declaring war on you. HARPIES SHALL BE THE BLOG WITH THE MOST POTS-ETH Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Harpies? War? This should be exciting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted October 22, 2011 Author Share Posted October 22, 2011 nonono thats not how you do it you gotta beat them first THEN declare war #harpieswag ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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