Or worse. :shock:

 

I was implying worse.

Or worse. :shock:

 

I was implying worse.

Exactly. :lol:

A vibrator?

 

I'm sure she'd enjoy it.

Not sure if legal to post that on a PG13 board. :P

What's wrong with a chair vibrator?

What's wrong with a chair vibrator?

 

The only thing wrong with them is that I don't have one.

 

Also relevant...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIMnsJ_x03w&feature=related

Not sure if legal to post that on a PG13 board. :P

 

I'm pretty sure that it is frowned upon. (which is why I never specifically stated anything)

 

 

EDIT:

I also added a new avatar gif. <3:

 

EDIT: EDIT:

 

It is so cute.

I need a gid of my avatar, fire capes circling the hp one. How do?

I need a gid of my avatar, fire capes circling the hp one. How do?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t348e24vDyA

Be using Kindle + have a mac.

Be using Kindle + have a mac.

 

ihavenoidea.avi

I love it when people suggest all this windows stuff, then I say. "Oh, does thatwork on a mac?"

L2windows

L2windows

 

Seriously.

 

Just partition a portion of your hard drive to run a Windows 7 as the OS.

My dad would honestly kill me if Idid that to his computer. :lol:

 

Might try windows 7 for a bit on the computer I may get for my birthday, before I work out how to get Debian Linux. ;)

Ok.... I am writing a story, and one character has a generous sum of money. Unfortunately, the character has only been ALIVE for a grand total of three days. I need to come up with some lucrative money making devices that could explain how her wealth came about.

 

So I have two ideas of how to explain her wealth.

 

1. She made a hit on a high ranking government/gang member for $$$

2. She stole the organs of a recently deceased person and sold them on the black market

 

Thoughts?

Ok.... I am writing a story, and one character has a generous sum of money. Unfortunately, the character has only been ALIVE for a grand total of three days. I need to come up with some lucrative money making devices that could explain how her wealth came about.

 

So I have two ideas of how to explain her wealth.

 

1. She made a hit on a high ranking government/gang member for $$$

2. She stole the organs of a recently deceased person and sold them on the black market

 

Thoughts?

Or 3. Inherited from a rich person who died mysteriously.

Inb4 Person is called Amber and somehow loses 95% of her money mysteriously and doesn't know how [/storyofmylife]

Ok.... I am writing a story, and one character has a generous sum of money. Unfortunately, the character has only been ALIVE for a grand total of three days. I need to come up with some lucrative money making devices that could explain how her wealth came about.

 

So I have two ideas of how to explain her wealth.

 

1. She made a hit on a high ranking government/gang member for $$$

2. She stole the organs of a recently deceased person and sold them on the black market

 

Thoughts?

Or 3. Inherited from a rich person who died mysteriously.

Inb4 Person is called Amber and somehow loses 95% of her money mysteriously and doesn't know how [/storyofmylife]

 

The character can't inherit money because she has only been alive for 3 days, and her identity remains unknown at this point.

Hmm. I'd say #1 then, but only add vauge hints of it, to add a hint of secrecy to her life. :thumbup:

Hmm. I'd say #1 then, but only add vauge hints of it, to add a hint of secrecy to her life. :thumbup:

 

Well the whole plot of the story is about concealing her identity, but unfortunately, people from her previous life discover who she is,

Hmm. I'd say #1 then, but only add vauge hints of it, to add a hint of secrecy to her life. :thumbup:

 

Well the whole plot of the story is about concealing her identity, but unfortunately, people from her previous life discover who she is,

Dat failure of identity secrecy. I'm liking the sound of it though. *Steals proof reader position*

Hmm. I'd say #1 then, but only add vauge hints of it, to add a hint of secrecy to her life. :thumbup:

 

Well the whole plot of the story is about concealing her identity, but unfortunately, people from her previous life discover who she is,

Dat failure of identity secrecy. I'm liking the sound of it though. *Steals proof reader position*

 

If I like the way it turns out, I could let you read it.

Whoever created/gave birth to/etc could have supplied the money, as well.

 

So, you have your mad scientist/clandestine government organization/etc funding this character without her knowledge.

 

...Or something. No idea what the story is like.

Her blood is oil.

Her blood is oil.

 

Assuming that the human body has 8 pints of blood....

 

That makes 4 quarts of oil. I usually put 4-5 quarts of oil in my car, which costs about $30.

 

I smell a problem with this.