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why the [bleep] do people in w69 insist that you give them a "code" for portals?

 

stop wasting time and just jump into the goddamn portal you megatards

<3 edit button to see through 50 hide tags.

 

What would happen if I put a maxed quote chain in maxed hide tags? O_O

 

why the [bleep] do people in w69 insist that you give them a "code" for portals?

 

stop wasting time and just jump into the goddamn portal you megatards

 

What portal?

Portals in dg

You give them a code which allows them to get to the center

which is TOTALLY stupid because you'd save so much more time if you just picked a random portal and kept doing opposites

Nops

 

Takes half a second to type

whole team should be there anyway to finish it asap.

 

shouldn't be a reason for anyone to get a code

 

most people don't even pay attention to the portals, they just spam opposites

 

most direct you should need to [starting portal] + opps

I am kinda glad I don't dung anymore after hearing the details of bad teams.

nah its just w69 cus half the time you get idiots

got 87 dg :)

gratz my queen

IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS?

 

As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.

1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

 

2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

 

3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.

 

This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

 

4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

 

5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

 

In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

But magic.

This is a wonderful [harpy] day.

To fit my possible nurse fetish, I decided to theme my sketchbook for 2012 off a fictional world where the character lives in a Hospital (yet to think of a name) and design a plot around the one-to-two panel pictures for each page. Kinda came up with it when I accidentally drew a bunch of medical instruments as doodles for "Sketches 2012". I may draw a nurse cap and a tracking bracelet (so the patients cannot escape, either due to bills or their own experiments). and make it darkly as possible.

 

Sadly, I am not an expert in the macabre/horror category. The guards that prevent people escaping are "Vaccinators" whom inject powerful tranquilizers into those they capture, either escapees or new experiments. Idea sounding creepy enough?

This is a wonderful [harpy] life.

But magic.

 

i asked santa to qc his mage level once

 

he didnt respond

 

i fear we must assume the worst

But magic.

 

i asked santa to qc his mage level once

 

he didnt respond

 

i fear we must assume the worst

He's been testing 120 Mage.

dat shit cray

The Doctor has rather faulty logic.

 

[spoiler=Doctor stuff]He makes the annoying ass companion, Donna, rich as hell with lottery numbers yet for Rose, the one he screwed over the most, says "You're going to have a great year". What?

 

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But who's the one getting married? And then again, her grandfather did kind of help in defeating the Master. So it could be a gift to the both of them.[/hide]

Just remembered something on this...

 

[hide]When he goes back to see Rose saying "You're going to have a great year.", he's referring to the fact that the 9th Doctor will meet her later in that year. Since he says that on New Year's, he hadn't met her yet.[/hide]

Merry Christmas [harpies]

The Doctor has rather faulty logic.

 

[spoiler=Doctor stuff]He makes the annoying ass companion, Donna, rich as hell with lottery numbers yet for Rose, the one he screwed over the most, says "You're going to have a great year". What?

 

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But who's the one getting married? And then again, her grandfather did kind of help in defeating the Master. So it could be a gift to the both of them.[/hide]

Just remembered something on this...

 

[hide]When he goes back to see Rose saying "You're going to have a great year.", he's referring to the fact that the 9th Doctor will meet her later in that year. Since he says that on New Year's, he hadn't met her yet.[/hide]

 

 

I know he was referring to the fact she will meet his previous incarnation (the ninth) but she essentially got screwed over with being sent to another dimension and was declared dead in her own world. Speaking of, I am unsure if she went back to the other dimension after Journey's End since it never implied that.

 

not sure what to post

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only decent xmas harpy I could find

i like it

 

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