bloodkilla87 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Ok, most of the time, xbox live in a wonderful experience. But when some people are [developmentally delayed]s and dont be fair, it makes me mad. I was just playing NHL '06 on live and i had 2 experiences in 45 minutes. The first one i was finding someone to play, and this one guy kept saying "sorry i dont play with quitters." The only reason i quit that one game was because my mom 'HAD' to watch her soap opera. I've only played 4 games so thats a 25% DNF. This guy kept going, and i fired back and then he said he reported me :?. Im pretty good at this game, and i was beating a guy 3-0 5 minutes in before he quit. Anyways on to the second story. I was just playing a guy this was his second game, and he kept talking and scoring the cheapest goals in the game. 1 Timers. How much skill does it take to go down one side, pass it in front and hit one button? Not much. And he kept scoring and yelling "im kicking your [wagon] [bleep]!" i just wanted to swear at him and say "ya because it takes so much skill to score one timers" but my parents were home and in the same room. So thats my rant about xbox. Anybody else have any stories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Yeah, I got a story: Halo 2 on xbox LIVE. Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamestrike Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Lol, dont get me started on being a [puncture] on xbox live, thats all the fun! The tip.it user Mypurplecrayon was asking if he should get xbox live and such and i told him to try the 2 month free card and that it was tons of fun. I took him onto halo and showed him how i harrrassed people and was a total [puncture], he found it hilarious and bought xbox live. He got a mic and we went on a [puncture]ing spree. i actually made a kid cry about a week ago. was hilarious being a [puncture] it aint so bad, i cant get laid i got japanime stashed, a mind jam packed with sci fi facts, drednots rock dinobots kick [wagon]! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papickett Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Yeah, I got a story: Halo 2 on xbox LIVE. You beat me to it. Gamertag: Dances w NinjasRetired(Oh noes!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPurpleCrayon Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Lol, dont get me started on being a fool on xbox live, thats all the fun! The tip.it user Mypurplecrayon was asking if he should get xbox live and such and i told him to try the 2 month free card and that it was tons of fun. I took him onto halo and showed him how i harrrassed people and was a total fool, he found it hilarious and bought xbox live. He got a mic and we went on a [puncture]ing spree. i actually made a kid cry about a week ago. was hilarious being a fool it aint so bad, i cant get laid i got japanime stashed, a mind jam packed with sci fi facts, drednots rock dinobots kick wagon! Hahaha!!! OMFG U fayg0t I no u us3 teh modz0rs! Reeeee! Wow... It can get annoying after a while. But it is fun to see how serious people are about XBox. Ghost: I am prejudice towards ignorance, so that would explain why I appear to be so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutangFlu Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Yeah, I got a story: Halo 2 on xbox LIVE. pretty much, the sad thing is this is our future :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwexome Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 heh, i remember all the white guys pretending to be black on it (this was back when i had my mic...i think it got stolen by the carpet men) and all the little 9-year-olds yelling "yer fat" and such...But never did i see a single girl...never... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 heh, i remember all the white guys pretending to be black on it (this was back when i had my mic...i think it got stolen by the carpet men) and all the little 9-year-olds yelling "yer fat" and such...But never did i see a single girl...never... I saw quite a few girls when I played Halo 2, and quite a few eight year olds that sounded like girls. But now all I really play on LIVE is Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory and Ghost Recon 2, but even that's only a couple of hours per week. If that. Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodkilla87 Posted January 14, 2006 Author Share Posted January 14, 2006 I played call of Duty 2 online the first day i got it, and i was killing everybody, and it kept saying that the game session had ended, but i think they booted me because they thought i was a noob. Speaking of COD2, i've only played that game like 3 times, last time i played it was christmas. *goes to play* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaN Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 I hate [puncture]s on Forza who kick me because of the car I choose. Stupid hosts shouldent enable car classes they dont want to compete. ~Dan64AuSince 27 Aug 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quer_Skulll Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Yeah, I got a story: Halo 2 on xbox LIVE. pretty much, the sad thing is this is our future :| halo 2 on live got allot of wagonhead's but it's worth the fun :) this our future? i imagine world wars to be fought out on the xbox instead :) {USA}Bu$H says: H3ad$h0t :P -=[u.K.]=- Bla1R says: Hax!!! -=[u.K.]=- Bla1R says: 0mGz {USA}Bu$H is t3h ch3atz0rz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_rat26 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 halo 2 on live got allot of wagonhead's but it's worth the fun :) this our future? i imagine world wars to be fought out on the xbox instead :) {USA}Bu$H says: H3ad$h0t :P -=[u.K.]=- Bla1R says: Hax!!! -=[u.K.]=- Bla1R says: 0mGz {USA}Bu$H is t3h ch3atz0rz Rofl! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPurpleCrayon Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 halo 2 on live got allot of wagonhead's but it's worth the fun :) this our future? i imagine world wars to be fought out on the xbox instead :) {USA}Bu$H says: H3ad$h0t :P -=[u.K.]=- Bla1R says: Hax!!! -=[u.K.]=- Bla1R says: 0mGz {USA}Bu$H is t3h ch3atz0rz Which reminds me... *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry Churchill: * the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: * Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: *! thats bullsh1t u * im gunna kick ur wagons T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little * ill get u Hitler[AoE]: * Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: * u want me to do, im on the other side of the world mentally challenged Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: * u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now * Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: * eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: * that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun roosters Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin * Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: * i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: * my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: * am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is * *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: *? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be * gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: * is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all * *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game* Ghost: I am prejudice towards ignorance, so that would explain why I appear to be so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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How2PK Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 If he's scoring one timers and you can't keep them out there must be somethign wrong with your defence. So that would make you a sore loser. Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teenageloser33 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 If he's scoring one timers and you can't keep them out there must be somethign wrong with your defence. So that would make you a sore loser. Indeed. Very good point. It's easy to say they're cheap goals, they may be lucky, but you're goalie must not be very good, or your defense is weak from the sides and middle. You need to spread out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commandant Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Yeah, I got a story: Halo 2 on xbox LIVE. You beat me to it. LOL all Halo 2 has ever been is a bit*h fest. I still play it but I mainly try and calm the phsycos down by saying they play like little girls. Not really, cause little girls play better than them, so that wouldn't make much sense huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodkilla87 Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 If he's scoring one timers and you can't keep them out there must be somethign wrong with your defence. So that would make you a sore loser. Indeed. Very good point. It's easy to say they're cheap goals, they may be lucky, but you're goalie must not be very good, or your defense is weak from the sides and middle. You need to spread out. How2PK, you've probably never played the game and dont know what its like so you should probably stfu. Teenageloser, i have one of the best goalies in the game, Dom Hasek, and two of the best defensemen, Redden and Chara. So its not that my goalie or defense are weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 If he's scoring one timers and you can't keep them out there must be somethign wrong with your defence. So that would make you a sore loser. Indeed. Very good point. It's easy to say they're cheap goals, they may be lucky, but you're goalie must not be very good, or your defense is weak from the sides and middle. You need to spread out. How2PK, you've probably never played the game and dont know what its like so you should probably *. Teenageloser, i have one of the best goalies in the game, Dom Hasek, and two of the best defensemen, Redden and Chara. So its not that my goalie or defense are weak. Perhaps it's the player playing? Not to be offend you, but I would think that after being scored on the same way so many times, you'd come up with a strategy or defensive placement to block them. I had a problem with it in NHL 05', but after a while I started using the playmaker, and with the help of my friend, I tried them out against cheap formations and got the hang of keeping the offense under control. Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yummy_kids Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 well.... thats why xbox sucks :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commandant Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 well.... thats why xbox sucks :/ Lemme guess.... PS2 ROX YOUR SOX!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runesmithie Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Here's to Nintendo Online ^.^ *raises glass* I just posted something! ^_^ to the terrorist...er... kirbybeam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commandant Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Here's to Nintendo Online ^.^ *raises glass* really can't wait for that honestly. and the Revolutions is supposed to only range in prices from $150-$250. so I'm ready! *cheers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yummy_kids Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 well.... thats why xbox sucks :/ Lemme guess.... PS2 ROX YOUR SOX!?!?] i dont have a ps2 adapter :( i want nrev online more then either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 If he's scoring one timers and you can't keep them out there must be somethign wrong with your defence. So that would make you a sore loser. Indeed. Very good point. It's easy to say they're cheap goals, they may be lucky, but you're goalie must not be very good, or your defense is weak from the sides and middle. You need to spread out. How2PK, you've probably never played the game and dont know what its like so you should probably *. Teenageloser, i have one of the best goalies in the game, Dom Hasek, and two of the best defensemen, Redden and Chara. So its not that my goalie or defense are weak. Hasek isn't that great in the game, I play with Belfour and he's way better. Real life is an aside here, that's just how it *plays out*. I also know that one timers are quite easy to block... just make the pass hard to make, get your players in the way, tie people up... it's not too hard, and yes, I own the game, and yes, I'm pretty good at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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