For all the IDIOTS that want to read this... yes... this is a FAKE interview (thanks gigapowers1 for clearing that one up for us)

 

 

 

and YES I HAVE read the proper interview in which i based this on.

 

 

 

Thank you and i await your flaming (Because no one can see the proper side of things that the guy must have no life if he sits on this 12 hours a day and gives up a job for this game)

 

 

 

Tip. it: Hi there and thanks for joining us, N0valyfe.

 

 

 

N0valyfe: No problem :)

 

 

 

Tip it: When did you first start playing RuneScape?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: I first started playing when I moved from my bedroom to my mothers basement.

 

 

 

Tip.It: Did you have any prior knowledge of how to play the game, perhaps your friend who introduced you to the game also taught you how to play? Or did you teach yourself to play? Was this your first account?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: Yes this is my first account, though I had no prior knowledge to the game. I also never had any friends. Period.

 

 

 

Tip. It: Why did you choose "N0valyfe" as your RSN?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: Well the "N0" part of it means no, I don't know why I put "va" in there and I put life because that's how I see my life as is.

 

 

 

Tip.It: What drew you to choosing a name with this meaning? Did it have some significance in your previous use(s) of it?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: Um... I was always told I had no life, therfore I made this my character name.

 

 

 

Tip. It: Did you play in order to become top player?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: Nah, I just wanted to do something while all my mates were out with their girlfriends. You know It's not good being a third wheel so I turned to RuneScape.

 

 

 

Tip. It: You obviously play a lot. Are your mates always out with their girlfriends?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: Truthfully, I have no friends.

 

 

 

Tip. It: How often do you play?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: 10 - 12 hours per day (per sitting)

 

 

 

Tip. It: How has playing this much had an impact on your life outside of RuneScape? Such as health, social, school or job-related issues as a result?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: I have no job, social life or school. My health is terrible... I'm fat from no exersize.

 

 

 

Tip. It: What have you sacrificed?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: Losing my virginity, a job, kids, a family other than my mother, a house of my own.

 

 

 

Tip. It: How are you able to financially support your gameplay?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: My mother pays for it.

 

 

 

Tip. It: How old are you?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: I'm 43.

 

 

 

Tip. It: Do you ever use a secondary account when you want to play without all the attention? Do you ever post on fan site forums using an alias, either to avoid attention or to keep from having what you say associated with you?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: Oh no. If I did it would waste xp that I could have for this account... You know in real life I fish and cook my own sharks. :)

 

 

 

Tip. It: We didn't ask you anything. But anyway... What are your thoughts of the #1 XP battle between Zezima and Lilyuffie88, if any?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: I will beat them!! I am better!

 

 

 

Tip. It: Uhh... Ok. When you talk about your family supporting you playing the game, do you really mean your mother?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: Oh yeah.

 

 

 

Tip. It: Do you attain any great personal gain from this game?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: Attain?

 

 

 

Tip. It: What was your favourite skill that you leveled?

 

 

 

N0valyfe: All of them :) I could do them all at once in real life if I wanted to

 

 

 

Tip. It: Uhh... yeah alright thanks for your time.

 

 

 

N0valyfe: That's alright. I was playing RuneScape at the same time. I didn't lose any Xp time! :)

 

 

 

(For people like the person that posted below this is clearly a piss take)

with one post i find this very hard te believe

That's very disrespectful..

 

 

 

It is only the internet but.. you just scream of immaturity and ignorance..

10 - 12 hours a day... Clearly the guy has nothing to do.

 

 

 

I mean if it was like 6 hours a day who wud care but 12? thats half of the day just sitting on runescape.

 

 

 

Call me immature if you want to... but loads of people would think the same thing about his 12hour day.

 

 

 

and Disrespectful? should i have respect for him?

Seem like a fake interview to me. Have you read from tip.it that novalyfe speaks. Well its not nice trying to make up things.

OBVIOUSLY ITS FAKE... jesus christ... you're not all idiots are u?

 

 

 

I've obviously read the proper interview and based my FAKE interview on that...

Actually, i have had the priviledge of knowing n0valyfe a little bit, and i must say, He is actually very nice. How often do you see higher levels actually talk to people? How often do you see them answering questions? I will admit sometimes him playing a bit too much throws you off. It's cool. So what? If he wants to play runescape most of the day let him. I dont see anything wrong with it. Thats his business. N0va is a great guy and a fun person to know.

 

 

 

 

 

Now if only he can STOP FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE! :/

That was amusing, but slack.

Aw, somebody's jealous :wink:

That was quite amusing... Probably true. :lol:

 

 

 

NO, DON'T WORRY, I WAS JUST KIDDING! Call of the flames now...

 

 

 

But really, nice fake interview. Daily-show esc, except this time it was the interviewee being... odd. :D

AM i the only with a sense of humour? Made me laugh.

 

 

 

But, it was only a joke - no harm was meant to be caused, i think - i dont know, i didnt write it.

 

 

 

But always look on the bright side of live.....

Nice attempt to be funny, next time try harder :)

 

But always look on the bright side of live.....

 

 

 

A wiser thing has never been said... rofl :D

Sorry but this is not funny. Its such an "easy" overused humour...

 

 

 

Too bad you spent your time making this. Its not originall at all.

lock this please its just flaming the guy, i think bubsa's right and your just a jealous jumped up..hobo.

Now i see why zezima didnt want to get interviewd.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not funny.

i don't think it's flaming at all if I was Novalyfe i would take it as a compliment that somebody would take 15 minutes out of their life to wite something like that up about me =\

You do know he's not fat, right? From what I've seen, he's in decent shape actually.

 

 

 

But I do find this extremely disrespectful, and I hope someone kicks your face in someday.

You do know he's not fat, right? From what I've seen, he's in decent shape actually.

 

 

 

But I do find this extremely disrespectful, and I hope someone kicks your face in someday.

 

 

 

what a great en nice wish i hope it too :D

Doesn't anyone else find it ironic that the thread starter spent all that time creating a fake interview? Nothing better to do with your time?