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You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
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I got a mate like this, he just kills all conversations dead, with random and kinda annoying cliches and words which have no real reason to the converstation... its so annoying... we just stop what were saying, look at him, then burst into laugther as hes such a plonk.

 

 

 

 

 

I also get random and arkward silences when im on the phone to my best mate.. its so embarrasing and i fancy her loads :oops:

 

You just run out of things to say, or something weird happens or distracts you, and then you lose where you were in the conver. :oops:

 

 

 

I know how annoying it is :lol:

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STOP!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hammer Time!

 

 

 

do do do do do do CAN'T TOUCH THIS!

You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
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:).Hey, how are you doing.

 

8) Hey, thanks, I'm alright. How about you?

 

:) Fine, thanks.

 

8) Ok, well, uh...

 

 

 

That's what happens to me most of the time.

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"ic" and "o"

 

 

 

If someone says one of them to me, I just construe it as "screw off, I don't care and cannot even be bothered to type it out properly".

For it is the greyness of dusk that reigns.

The time when the living and the dead exist as one.

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"ic" and "o"

 

 

 

If someone says one of them to me, I just construe it as "screw off, I don't care and cannot even be bothered to type it out properly".

 

 

 

O, ic.

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I can't stand people who you tell something to, thinking they'll either want to know or be interested and they just reply with " :roll:" or "..." It REALLY seems to annoy me. I call them ignorant *s, then close the conversation, usually.

 

 

 

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"ic" and "o"

 

 

 

If someone says one of them to me, I just construe it as "screw off, I don't care and cannot even be bothered to type it out properly".

 

 

 

O, ic.

 

 

 

Screw off :x

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

I prefer my little act out as demonstrated here:

 

 

 

Other: Hey man, whats up?

 

Me: Im fine, wait... Whats that smell...

 

Other: What smell? I dont smell anything.

 

Me: Hm... Smells like... Failure... Must be coming from you.

 

Other:...(wtf plz?)

 

Me: *walks away*

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I have a friend who, if you walk up to him and tell him something that he's not interested in, will interrupt you saying that he has to tell you something very important. He then does his best Marlon Brando voice and recites this story:

 

 

 

"One time, I wanted this sandwhich. So's I get's up and I make's this sandwhich. And it was a great sandwhich. It had tomatoes, and cheese, and lettuce and turkey on it. But, I didn't like the crust, so I cut the crust off and then, I proceeded to cut the sandwhich into four pieces, diagnolly. So, after that I had this great sandwhich... and I put's it on this plate. The plate was really nice it was glass... and it had little flowers on it. There was a red flower, and a blue flower, and a purple flower... and then... there was another red flower... and a blue one. And it was such a great sandwhich that I sit's on the sofa with it, right? And I shove the plate... and the sandwhich under the sofa. And occasionally, I reach under the sofa when I'm watching TV or something... and I touch the sandwhich... and the plate. Just to make sure that it's still there...."

 

 

 

And by this time, the person is going, "Dude! Get to the point! What are you trying to tell me?"

 

 

 

To which he replies, "See what happens when you come up and try to tell me a boring story that I don't want to hear? That's what you sound like."

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