speedofsound Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 edit. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 STOP! Hammer Time! This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon_empori Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 I got a mate like this, he just kills all conversations dead, with random and kinda annoying cliches and words which have no real reason to the converstation... its so annoying... we just stop what were saying, look at him, then burst into laugther as hes such a plonk. I also get random and arkward silences when im on the phone to my best mate.. its so embarrasing and i fancy her loads :oops: You just run out of things to say, or something weird happens or distracts you, and then you lose where you were in the conver. :oops: I know how annoying it is :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedofsound Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 STOP! Hammer Time! do do do do do do CAN'T TOUCH THIS! You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
How2PK Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 :).Hey, how are you doing. 8) Hey, thanks, I'm alright. How about you? :) Fine, thanks. 8) Ok, well, uh... That's what happens to me most of the time. Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusqi Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 "ic" and "o" If someone says one of them to me, I just construe it as "screw off, I don't care and cannot even be bothered to type it out properly". For it is the greyness of dusk that reigns.The time when the living and the dead exist as one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
How2PK Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 "ic" and "o" If someone says one of them to me, I just construe it as "screw off, I don't care and cannot even be bothered to type it out properly". O, ic. Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 I can't stand people who you tell something to, thinking they'll either want to know or be interested and they just reply with " :roll:" or "..." It REALLY seems to annoy me. I call them ignorant *s, then close the conversation, usually. -Mitch- New sig to come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 "ic" and "o" If someone says one of them to me, I just construe it as "screw off, I don't care and cannot even be bothered to type it out properly". O, ic. Screw off :x :lol: I prefer my little act out as demonstrated here: Other: Hey man, whats up? Me: Im fine, wait... Whats that smell... Other: What smell? I dont smell anything. Me: Hm... Smells like... Failure... Must be coming from you. Other:...(wtf plz?) Me: *walks away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenga Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 " So, what's your position on gay marrage? " ^Sp? |Msg me me in-game | IrreIephant| ^ capital i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutangFlu Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Panda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starry Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 that reminds me of kids who completely KILL my conversations sometimes. or those who (as earlier mentioned) have nothing to say. i feel embarrassed for them. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvw08 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Blue Flamingos!! Droolman's item Guide | My RuneScape pictures | My barrows videos, with download link!Free Image Hosting! | Free File Hosting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutangFlu Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Blue Flamingos!! conformist trend-[bleep]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladmoney Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 "yea me too" if somone just buts in and says that Visit my DeviantArt Page at http://vladmoney.deviantart.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 I have a friend who, if you walk up to him and tell him something that he's not interested in, will interrupt you saying that he has to tell you something very important. He then does his best Marlon Brando voice and recites this story: "One time, I wanted this sandwhich. So's I get's up and I make's this sandwhich. And it was a great sandwhich. It had tomatoes, and cheese, and lettuce and turkey on it. But, I didn't like the crust, so I cut the crust off and then, I proceeded to cut the sandwhich into four pieces, diagnolly. So, after that I had this great sandwhich... and I put's it on this plate. The plate was really nice it was glass... and it had little flowers on it. There was a red flower, and a blue flower, and a purple flower... and then... there was another red flower... and a blue one. And it was such a great sandwhich that I sit's on the sofa with it, right? And I shove the plate... and the sandwhich under the sofa. And occasionally, I reach under the sofa when I'm watching TV or something... and I touch the sandwhich... and the plate. Just to make sure that it's still there...." And by this time, the person is going, "Dude! Get to the point! What are you trying to tell me?" To which he replies, "See what happens when you come up and try to tell me a boring story that I don't want to hear? That's what you sound like." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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