Help me plot real life revenge!

[_k0m0d0_]

Ok, so no deaths, no beating up, no fire, no laser, no RS things, no full dragon, no slayer...

 

Only thing that lasts is getting him a girlfriend.... than he will be busy with her and keep going out, and you'll be in peace.

 

 

 

~komodo

Or staying in. And the two of them will be playing a tune that's more irritating to single blokes than any music can possibly be :P

 

Noo! I havent tought about that, haha! What a cruel ending!

 

So contract one and pay her monthly to keep him out for all day :D

 

But dont get one that likes the same music otherwise it will happen what rick said... double noise!

 

:lol:

 

 

 

~komodo

[Scruffy5389]

Fight fire with fire. :twisted:

 

 

 

Put an entire roll of duct tape over his door so he can't get out (yeah it's a fire hazard but that's what windows are for), then set up some speakers just outside his door and blast some music you know he'll hate.

 

 

 

Just make sure that your speakers are strong enough to overpower his. He'll either give in or go deaf. :wink:

[Uldric]

Give him herpies.

[Lord_Muijs]

chat with him a little, ask what music he REALLY hates. then buy a nice stereo that can make a LOT of noise, and constantly play that music at the highest volume your stereo can handle.

 

he'll stop.

[Sp4de]

He lives below you..

 

 

 

Start playing Dance Dance Revolution. That'll piss him off.

[Biggieg333]

I got a good idea that won't get any on killed, mauled, stabbed, or hurt in any way and it can be done secretly and you won't get seen at all. If your exactly one room above him, it'd work. First find out where his stereo underneath your room. Second, drill a little hole in yor ground above it. Doesn't have to be big, but you have to be able to see into it. Next, you'll need water. Now, pour the water through the hole and onto his stereo and BAM! It's broken :P Make sure you find out what color your ceileing is so you can stick somehting the same color through the hole and make it not visible, so he doesn't blame you. GL! :P

Or, instead of finding that color, just take a nail and lightly put it in the spot of carpet right over the stereo. Cut the carpet out in a circular fashion with a jigsaw, with a friend holding on to the nail. then you can just lift it up and drop some marijuana on top and drop a match. you have to quickly put the spot back in, so the smoke won't infest your room. Other people will notice it and come looking for the source. Then they will call police. and boom, your work here is done!

[Boogityboo04]

Just start dropping something heavy over and over again... Eventually it will get to him.

 

 

 

Or maybe not if he's already deaf. :roll:

[trebor4312]

shoot a few birds with bird flu and wave them in his face till he catches it or catch a cold or the flu yourself and sneeze over him

[ChaosSt0rm]

Watch homewrecker Ryan Dunns show that should give you some nice ideas :lol:

[DaN]

Hide some dead fish in his room prefribly on a hot day.

 

 

 

Or let the fish go rotten in a sealed container first then freeze them (this is more for your sake) take the lid off in his room and shove them under or in his bed once they defrost the true smell will arrive.

 

 

 

 

 

Also any frozen insects you can get wich are still alive are also good for hiding onece they defrost and come back to life theyll give him abit of company.

[pennywise]

Do the drug ones, those sound reasonable. :D