trebor4312

nooooooooooooooooooo not another rs bsed verison of the twelve days of christmas this must be the sixth ive seen still i have to admit this one is the best

i dont think its 1 person or even 2 i dont even reckon its 3 if you ask me chances are whoevers availible and has an intresting topic they want to write about does it and the named articles are there t stop us from thinking this (cos youd dismiss the idea by saying everyarticle or no article would be a named one)

on password scams add my old favourite noobiest scam in book: scammer: "hey look jagex blocks your password *******" Newb: "cool my password is: hello" scammer then steals account edit: when i say my favourite i dont mean i like using it i mean it makes me laugh when people hope someone with an account worth stealing will fall for it not just a lvl 3 fresh of tutorial island

ok thanks

ive wander all over mort myre swam where are they plz

i have 53 prayer ill be preist leader :D plus thanks for making it steel weps only this way i dont have to waorry bout losing anything good (shame its f2p or you could assign each team a team cape) edit: and by priests i mean the guys that can use protect prayers (though from lloking at the teams ill be all on my own)

shower!!! i hate baths all you do is sit there soaking in water and your own dirt. but i have to be carefull when i ahve shower once i had a shower that was 3 hours long cos i lost track of time (only stopped cos i ran out of shampo)

in runescape gennerally treb or noob irl pretzle boy cos i can get both feet behind my head and it makes me look like a pretzle apparently

i read about it in wednesdays paper and it said they were still narrowing down the list of scientists from thousands to 12

lmao i just had this vision of some really hardnut soldier with massive gun slung over his shoulder wandering around america repainting signs

Or can you? Well according to one irish based company Physics schmisics and laws splaws as they claim to of invented the perpetual motion device (1 thing that is supposedly impossible). Apparently while working with ways to power mini cctv cameras they were working with magnets and they did something (they would be pretty dumb to say what so i dont know what) and they found that they were getting more energy out than they had put in in effect theyd created something with an efficency of over 100% (also supposedly impossible). Well so what many people claim to of made a perpeutual motion some are con men others merely failed to spot the source of this extra energy, so what makes these guys different? simple they put out a massive add that cost them ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã70,000 (i think i lost the paper i read about this in :wall: ) offering 12 scientist the chance to examine the plans for thier design and come to thier own conclusion. So what do you think elaborate scam or a machine that actually will break the laws of phyisics and help reduce global warming massively whilst making these guys a million times richer than bill gates could ever dream of? post your views here

hehe reminds me of this year 7 in my school whos always insulting me and my mates and its so stupid cos yes 3 years younger than us and we outnumber him like 9 to 1 (technically 8 to one but charlies so big he almost has to duck as he goes through doors so he counts as 2) and he always is calling us stupid greebos and that we have no friends (hes the most despised kid in year 7 seriously no one like him) so now every time he comes near us we start calling him a dirty greebo etc and he just gets really confused cos hes a chav and wanders off

well at my primary school they always used to give you cartons of milk before break and i hate milk but they made us drink it anyway so one day i threw up the milk all over everyones coats and outdoor shoes :D funnily they never made me drink the milk after that i wonder why :-k ...

OMG the rivers black!!! wierd bug i came across i died shortly after this and lost the pirate hat :cry: me on stage during fremmy trials! and finnally a rather insulting werewolf:

when i was snow boarding (which can be dangerous if you crash (i blame the skiers(except for when im skiing(wow lots of brakets inside each other :D )))) i sat down at the top of the chair lift to strap my foot back onto my board which is probably the least dangerous part of snowboarding stuck my hand out funny as i sat down and broke my wrist lol

i was member but i bought members that day and i was using f2p equipment and food etc

i put bread in the microwave cos i wanted to make beans on toast (i realised what i was doing just before i poured beans into the toaster)

deacrese hp to 1! dunno what id increase but it would be funny you go up to a monster attack them they hit you for 1 and you die

depends if im in a safe spot and leaving before i kill the monster would be suicide and its obviuos thats the case i hate them but if someone cant be bothered to pick up their arrows when their not in danger then hey free arrows :thumbsup:

Quest 1: Evil bobs revenge: Tutorial trouble Requirments: quests:Legends quest, goblin diplomacy skills:80 minning 80 smithing ability to kill lvl 175 Dragon rewards: 10,000 defense exp, 15,000 exp in either strength attack range or mage ability to buy for 10k the clothes the first guide on tutorial island wears 5,000 smithing exp 200k, anti dragon breath spear start: talk to the duke of lumbridge After you start talking to the duke he will talk about some non-important matter when the wizard advisor from tutorial island will burst in through the door and tell you that tutorial island is under attack from strange dragons and that he has come to find a brave adventurer willing to take on the task of helping him and the other advisors drive off the dragons you will volunteer and he will then ask you if you have everything you need he will also offer to teleport an items you dont want to take back to the bank for you if you "use" them on him. after you accept the duke will give you an ati dragon breath shield if you dont have one on you and the wizard teleports you off to tutorial island (this quest takes place on another island other than tutorial island so there wont actually be newbs everywhere the island will however be identical geographically to tutorial island)once on tutorial island you will have to fight your way through (or run past) severall "dragon greens" who breathe fire from the tip of thier tail (your first clue everything isnt as it seems) otherwise these dragons are identical to green dragons. the wizard will help you in these encounters through casting fire bolt ("its the only spell i have runes for" he'll admit) after you get to the chapel the monk will pray for you so your paryer points increase to 2 above thier max and you will be fully healed you then have another dash into the ruined bank where a dragon blue (same as blue dragon) will block your path you have to kill it but once it runs out of life you see a movie where it breathes its dragon fire on the wizard killing him as he turns to ash he will call get the runes to vannakh and drop an item called "assorted runes" you then see your self kill the dragon and pick up the runes. next you must run to the ladder down (dodging/fighting dragon greens) once you get down their you will see vannakh sourounded by about 20 lvl 3 npcs called "newb" once you talk to him he will tell you to recue the minning instructor from the dragons (he would go himself but he has to protect the newbs) so you go throught the gate and must kill the 3 dragon reds that are attacking the minning instructor he will then go through the gate and kit out the newbs in bronze full with a bronze b-axe then hew will tell you to come with him. he will knock down a wall in the cave where the bronze rocks etc are and will show you the only dragon ore left in runescape :shock: you must mine it and 5 10 of the coal rocks around it then you must "use" your anti dragon breath shield on him and he will smash it into dust you then must smith an anti dragon breath bar using the furnace and then you make it into an anti dragon breath spear head. he will then give you his dramen staff (i dont need it since i never leave tutorial island he reflects) to use as a pole for the spear you now have an anti dragon breath spear its not pure dragon metal so it is only the strenthg of a normal rune spear but it maintains its special atttack (it has a 50% chance of working even if it doesnt work it still drains your special bar) and i can be poisened it also is slightly stronger (+5 more str bonus and a +3 prayer bonus) than a dragon spear when used against dragons and it acts as anti dragon breath shield against dragons. the advisors then tell you that there seems to be a portal in the building new players spawn in but its blocked by a powerful lvl 175 dragon black prince which can only be killed by your new spear they will then lead a glorious charge with the newbs which you watch as a movie the newbs all charge of in one direction and you see most of the dragons fly of after them only the dragon black prince stays behind this is like a larger than normal black dragon with two bumbs coming out where the KBD has its extra heads you then have to kill the DBP but each time you press attack on it a spark from one of two statues of a cats head either side of it leaps out and shocks you hiyying you for 2 damage and stopping you hitting the DBP so you must kill the DBP and once you do you catch a glimpse of evil bob through the portal before all the dragons get sucked back through and the portal closes you then see a movie of yiou being praraded through the streets of runescape as a hero and you get you reward and the ability to buy the clothes the first guide on tutorial island wears from the duke of lumbridge for 10k further quests coming soon!

good idea but i should be something along the line of 15 laws 10 souls 5 bloods and 95 mage required also it hits you for 10 damage each time you use it (if you have 10 or less hp left and you use it your hp becomes 1 you still lose runes and you go to lumby/falador depending on where you respawn on death (but you keep items)) that way no-one is likely to use it for skilling but rich high lvl mages can still use it if thier too lazy to walk from the nearest teleport

so it does 50% less damage while doing no damage?

smithing guild would be cool it could be like 3 floors: top floor: bank middle floor: anvils Bottom floor: furnaces but it would be only 80+ smithers so only the most devoted could get in also there could be a guy who sells some really cool smithers only armour

Ok i have quite a few newby friends and i hang in non members worlds alot (baisicly every time im not doing something memberish cos all my mates are f2p) and the one thing ive noticed is the number of newbs who have absoloutley no idea about randoms you always get new players fresh of tutorial islnd who mine the smoking rock of ignore the MOM and then are totally baffled because they dont know where to repair thier stuff or where theyve been teleported to so i though jagex should make an instructor who would go inbetween the minning instructor and the fighting instructor he would be the random/crafting instructor hed be stood in a room with a load of clay rocks and a crafting wheel thing (for making pots) and when a player goes in hed tell them to prospect the rock then hed tell them the uses of clay and all the other types of crafting etc and then he would say ok mine some clay so the player would go to mine a rock and it would start to smoke (only that player can see it) the minning instructor would tell them about the dangers of certain randoms what to do etc and then make them mine another rock and make a pot (he provides the water)

double post soz :wall: