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You forgot viruses. Viruses beat all. They can kill Jedi easily, and everything else easier. Yup. That and old age. Only Wolverine is immune, and he just got killed by a Jedi :shock:

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Jedi. Obviously.

 

 

 

Got some kick-arse kung fu moves? Doesn't matter, I've got The Force.

 

You can breathe fire? Doesn't matter, I've got The Force.

 

You can morph freely? Doesn't matter, I've got The Force.

 

You can throw things and can move around really quickly? You can shout "Shiver me timbers!"? You came from Middle Earth? You were part of a god-awful FPS? You can control the elements? You can summon Chuck Norris?

 

 

 

Doesn't matter: I've got The Force.

 

 

 

I completely agree with you.

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lets say that the lightsaber was stolen by magneto......

 

well an jedi could do the following things:

 

he could force strike him (blast him away) do an burst of speed to run up to him and meanwhile hold the lightsaber away using force puch and kick magneto's stupid helmet of and do an 'jedi mind trick'

 

an jedi could make an illusion next to him and use force stealth at the same time so it looks like he teleports and he could quicly blind him using blinding and then just beat him up..... and there are many many more ways to kill magneto.

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dude you forgot...

 

PIRATENINJAS (with optional force power for optimization!)

 

1. pirates have a gun with bullets. bullets own the force.

 

2. if you cant see them, you cant use the force on them.

 

3. ninjas can dissapear, while jedis have to get on a floating spaceship thingy.

 

4. ninjas can jump much higher than ninjas without the force; imagine a ninja with the force!

 

5. pirates have a WOODEN ship. that owns metal.

 

6. yoda had a hard enough time moving that column thingy with the force; imagine how much difficulty he will have moving a pirate ship!

 

7. Pirates have scurvy. nuff said.

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dude you forgot...

 

PIRATENINJAS (with optional force power for optimization!)

 

1. pirates have a gun with bullets. bullets own the force.

 

 

 

Have you never seen a Jedi block projectiles with his lightsaber? Those bullets would be dust before they could hit the Jedi.

 

 

 

2. if you cant see them, you cant use the force on them.

 

 

 

Wrong. Even if someone is invisible, a Jedi can still sense him through the Force, since it surpasses all physical senses.

 

 

 

3. ninjas can dissapear, while jedis have to get on a floating spaceship thingy.

 

 

 

What?

 

 

 

4. ninjas can jump much higher than ninjas without the force; imagine a ninja with the force!

 

 

 

So? The Jedi can just use the Force to pull the ninja back down, as he waits on the ground with his lightsaber, ready to strike.

 

 

 

5. pirates have a WOODEN ship. that owns metal.

 

 

 

One word: Flammable.

 

 

 

6. yoda had a hard enough time moving that column thingy with the force; imagine how much difficulty he will have moving a pirate ship!

 

 

 

"Size matters not" in regards to the Force. Yoda did not struggle with the weight of the pillar, but the fact that Darth Tyrannus was also using his Force powers to throw it. A Jedi could move a pirate ship no problem, unless another Jedi/Sith was using the Force to keep him from doing it.

 

 

 

7. Pirates have scurvy. nuff said.

 

 

 

Because having a disease is so cool?

 

 

 

Jedi > *

 

 

 

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3. ninjas can dissapear, while jedis have to get on a floating spaceship thingy.

 

jedi can use stealth generators ...

 

 

 

as for jedi not beig able to kill with the force ... they can stun and force wave can kill, if you are stunned how do you have a defense against getting your lightsaber back and getting decapitated?

 

 

 

wow i guess its just a jedi vs mutants, oh and btw pheonis is not counted as a mutant because she is dead, if xavier was still alive he wouldnt coutn either because he chooses not to kill others with his mind

 

wat about viruses?

 

what about viruses?

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wow i guess its just a jedi vs mutants, oh and btw pheonis is not counted as a mutant because she is dead, if xavier was still alive he wouldnt coutn either because he chooses not to kill others with his mind

 

 

 

 

Phoenix force doesn't die :?

 

 

 

Gambit himself can destroy any Jedi.

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wow i guess its just a jedi vs mutants, oh and btw pheonis is not counted as a mutant because she is dead, if xavier was still alive he wouldnt coutn either because he chooses not to kill others with his mind

 

 

 

 

Phoenix force doesn't die :?

 

 

 

Gambit himself can destroy any Jedi.

 

i have only watched the movies of xmen, and at the end of xmen 3 jean (phoenix) does die, dont know who gambit is but if i remember correctly from an xmen game i bought, he has a big pole and throws cards at people, how exactly would he be able to kill a jedi?

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You've all made some good points about Jedis, but you all seem to have forgotten one important point...

 

 

 

... They're all pansies :P why else would they be in their pajamas every chance they get :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

now PacMan... that's real power... given the chance, he'll consume all of existance. 8-)

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You've all made some good points about Jedis, but you all seem to have forgotten one important point...

 

 

 

... They're all pansies :P why else would they be in their pajamas every chance they get :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

now PacMan... that's real power... given the chance, he'll consume all of existance. 8-)

 

jedi dont wear pyjamas they wear robes, robes! not dressing gowns and that stupid hat robes!

 

and pacman is a noob, he is so nooby he is 2d

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wow i guess its just a jedi vs mutants, oh and btw pheonis is not counted as a mutant because she is dead, if xavier was still alive he wouldnt coutn either because he chooses not to kill others with his mind

 

 

 

 

Phoenix force doesn't die :?

 

 

 

Gambit himself can destroy any Jedi.

 

i have only watched the movies of xmen, and at the end of xmen 3 jean (phoenix) does die, dont know who gambit is but if i remember correctly from an xmen game i bought, he has a big pole and throws cards at people, how exactly would he be able to kill a jedi?

 

 

 

When he throws cards, those cards explode.

 

 

 

That's his main power, to charge any object with kinetic energy turning them into instant bomb. Heck, he can even charge up a building if he wants to.

 

 

 

And Jean Grey is just a host. heck, if the Marvel writers want to, they can revive back Jean Grey with the Phoenix powers. She won't die from a stab wound lol.

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wow i guess its just a jedi vs mutants, oh and btw pheonis is not counted as a mutant because she is dead, if xavier was still alive he wouldnt coutn either because he chooses not to kill others with his mind

 

 

 

 

Phoenix force doesn't die :?

 

 

 

Gambit himself can destroy any Jedi.

 

i have only watched the movies of xmen, and at the end of xmen 3 jean (phoenix) does die, dont know who gambit is but if i remember correctly from an xmen game i bought, he has a big pole and throws cards at people, how exactly would he be able to kill a jedi?

 

 

 

When he throws cards, those cards explode.

 

 

 

That's his main power, to charge any object with kinetic energy turning them into instant bomb. Heck, he can even charge up a building if he wants to.

 

 

 

And Jean Grey is just a host. heck, if the Marvel writers want to, they can revive back Jean Grey with the Phoenix powers. She won't die from a stab wound lol.

 

has gambit ever blown up a building though? if he only does it to cards i say it was because he isnt able to do anything larger

 

 

 

and the marvel writers have not made a new phoenix so therefore phoenis is dead, also how do you know that jean is only a host, its not as if she was only just this powerful, xavier put all these mind barriers so she lost her powers thats why she wasnt all powerful before

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has gambit ever blown up a building though? if he only does it to cards i say it was because he isnt able to do anything larger

 

 

 

Gambit can charge inanimate objects with kinetic energy giving them explosive power. One of his trademark tricks is to hurl playing cards at an opponent, charging each card and turning it into a deadly projectile. His other tricks have included charging a wad of chewing gum when he was otherwise entirely tied up and charging the floor of an entire room, causing it to explode with great force.

 

 

 

It has been implied that Gambit's ability to generate 'kinetic energy' will some day evolve into control of motion and time. The first example of this was New Son, a temporal clone of Gambit raised by a government organization. He created a fortress, the Crystal Cathedral, in the middle of time and space, and could teleport people into and out of it. The second example was The Witness, a possible future version of Gambit. He could see through time and bring things through time.

 

 

 

His power's true potential, though permanently excised now, is to control all manner of kinetic energy, allowing him to fire energy blasts, defy gravity and effectively exist as energy, thus making him an Omega at this power level.

 

 

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambit_(comics)

 

 

 

and the marvel writers have not made a new phoenix so therefore phoenis is dead, also how do you know that jean is only a host, its not as if she was only just this powerful, xavier put all these mind barriers so she lost her powers thats why she wasnt all powerful before

 

 

 

The Phoenix Force is the nexus of all psionic energy which does, has, and ever will, exist in all realities of the multiverse. During its time as a sentient entity, it was known to possess the psyche of mortals (particularly those who happen to be telepaths) and thus amplify their psychic abilities to a cosmic (and in some cases, nearly incalculable) scale. Its primary form is that of a gigantic firebird. Its known hosts have included Jean Grey and Rachel Summers, both members of the X-Men, as well as Jean's clone, Madelyne Pryor, who was the X-men's computer expert, as well as lover to the team members Cyclops and Havok.

 

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_(comics)

 

 

 

So what if the Jean Grey died? We're only talking about 'ifs' here so - if she or any Jedi fought, Jedi has no chance.

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*cougthnerdscougth*

 

 

 

Yeah, erm I'm guessing I'm a 30 yr old virgin and living in the basement of my mom as well?

Actually im a 15 year old hansom guy with a good social life and i go to judo

 

But u got the virgin part rigth

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