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I slap Goon with a tuna.

This thread O_O!! Wow, my posts are embarrassing.

 

Punches everyone in the goolys.

I run away from the forum, break into Russia's nuke vaults, and launch all 15,000 nukes to this thread, and they land successfully, killing everybody except me.

Luckily I arived subsequent to the nuclear detonation and as so I slap Comical with a spatula.

I break into Israel's nuke vaults and launch all 6 at The_Mather1, landing successfully.

As the missiles approached I vanished into a stream of dark gray smoke. As they struck the ground and detonated I was nowhere to be seen. Then suddenly I reappeared near the top the formin mushroom cloud before riding the shockwave, fist first, into Comical's face.

I dig a hole 500 feet deep, then knocks Mather unconscious. I proceed to drop him into the hole, then drop a nuke into the hole, then bury the hole. A few minutes later I am picked up by a plane and flee several hundred miles for the bomb to detonate. It detonates and kills Mather. Permanently. Good night.

A stork is seen flying overhead.... and it craps a bunch of daggers in the general direction of Mather.

 

Boy, this is just like the Arena...

I use an anti-aircraft missile and shoot the wild Stork out of the sky. I subsequently break into the Netherlands' nuke vaults, and launch one of them at the unconscious Stork. Direct hit.

I think I won this thread. :mellow:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Stork dodges the AA guns, and, after landing on a nearby skyscraper, transforms into a tall version of a LGM. He then pulls a sword from apparently nowhere, and rushes at Comical, hacking away at his lower torso.

http://forum.tip.it/topic/249294-the-arena/page__st__900

I regenerate my lower torso, then I knock Stork unconscious. I proceed to steal his sword and cause a riptide that washes his body into the ocean. I also use telekinesis to make all the marine life consume his corpse and his skeleton, ripping it to insignificant pieces as his remains are digested and excreted from the marine life's system.

I stab Comical in the heart, skull, and nuts for powerplaying before he gets a chance to knock me unconscious.

I regenerate my injured organs and limbs and launch Stork into the planet Jupiter.

I sneak up behind Comical and slit his throat.

As you are preoccupied with assassinating Comical, I line up my sniper rifle and shoot you straight through the head.

I trip you and pull out my pistol and knock you out.

It's been a day, I'd like to think that even I don't stay knocked out for that long.

 

I feign being unconscious until you drop your guard and attack with a leg sweep, knocking you off your feet. I run away.