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It was a day like any other. I was walkin round Camolot with nothing to do. I thought to myself, are the any skills in need of training. Of course there was but I chose range. I headed towards Seers bank and got 1k iron arrows and a magic shortbow, and proceeded to make my way to King Lathas'es Training Grounds to kill some Ogres. Once I got there I headed towards the cage where I saw 7+ people argueing over who Ogre was whose. Now I'm the kind of guy who doesn't like arguements and likes killing Ogres. Well this just wasn't gonna work for me so I thought of a plan for what I could do to get them all outta here. Suddenley it dawned on me. It was nooby, its was frooby but it might just work. I shouted out my my most colourful blue flasinh text " Zezima on world 36, cow patch, Lumbridge!" My computer lagged and I got booted, I quikley logged back on to discover everyone was gone. Even if it was for only 20 minutes it was worth it.

You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
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if they fell for that, that would of been lame..

 

 

 

I was surprised but they fell for it. I didn't think it would make a difference, i was prepared to world hop.

You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
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ye nice trick, i use it alot too but i always tell them that he is in a crowded world, mostly w2 because they would be trying to log on for ages. :-w

 

 

 

or what also works is that hes having a house party or that someone is having a huge drop party :XD:

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I prefer a constant drip drip drip of creepy banter.

 

 

 

Me: Omfg hi

 

Player: Hi

 

Me: omfg!! hi !!!

 

Player: ...

 

Me: Flash1: Everyone please die!

 

Player2: Lol

 

Player3: U

 

Player: Y?

 

Me: I like puppies.

 

Player3: Lol

 

Player2: Wth

 

Player4: Me too.

 

Me: I like pie!

 

Player3: ?

 

Me: Shut up noob

 

Me: Give me your feet. Yum. Pie!

 

Player: *logs out*

 

Me: Hey (Player)

 

Player3: ?

 

Player5: Go away.

 

Me: Please vomit!

 

Player4: ****

 

Player2: Noob

 

Me: (Player3)

 

Me: You have big sword.

 

Player3: .... ?

 

Me: Can I taste your big red dlong? Please? :)

 

Player3: 0_0

 

*Everyone else logs out*

 

 

 

I am perfectly capable of embarrasing myself. It's also more fun.

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I prefer a constant drip drip drip of creepy banter.

 

 

 

Me: Omfg hi

 

Player: Hi

 

Me: omfg!! hi !!!

 

Player: ...

 

Me: Flash1: Everyone please die!

 

Player2: Lol

 

Player3: U

 

Player: Y?

 

Me: I like puppies.

 

Player3: Lol

 

Player2: Wth

 

Player4: Me too.

 

Me: I like pie!

 

Player3: ?

 

Me: Shut up noob

 

Me: Give me your feet. Yum. Pie!

 

Player: *logs out*

 

Me: Hey (Player)

 

Player3: ?

 

Player5: Go away.

 

Me: Please vomit!

 

Player4: ****

 

Player2: Noob

 

Me: (Player3)

 

Me: You have big sword.

 

Player3: .... ?

 

Me: Can I taste your big red dlong? Please? :)

 

Player3: 0_0

 

*Everyone else logs out*

 

 

 

I am perfectly capable of embarrasing myself. It's also more fun.

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I prefer a constant drip drip drip of creepy banter.

 

 

 

Me: omg hi

 

Player: Hi

 

Me: omg!! hi !!!

 

Player: ...

 

Me: Flash1: Everyone please die!

 

Player2: Lol

 

Player3: U

 

Player: Y?

 

Me: I like puppies.

 

Player3: Lol

 

Player2: Wth

 

Player4: Me too.

 

Me: I like pie!

 

Player3: ?

 

Me: Shut up noob

 

Me: Give me your feet. Yum. Pie!

 

Player: *logs out*

 

Me: Hey (Player)

 

Player3: ?

 

Player5: Go away.

 

Me: Please vomit!

 

Player4: ****

 

Player2: Noob

 

Me: (Player3)

 

Me: You have big sword.

 

Player3: .... ?

 

Me: Can I taste your big red dlong? Please? :)

 

Player3: 0_0

 

*Everyone else logs out*

 

 

 

I am perfectly capable of embarrasing myself. It's also more fun.

 

 

 

 

 

The following day... you have been permanently banned for offensive language...

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I tired to clear out osme ess macroers at varrock bank today by saying "mod andrew is in ess mines! with zezima!" and like the whole bank went to the ess mines :)

(Quit: tallest please come to the death altar, give me 1,337,000,000 gp, a golden tinderbox, and a spade, also steal one of zidanes phats and give it to me.

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I just wish it would work everytime :|

You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
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