I prefer a constant drip drip drip of creepy banter. Me: Omfg hi Player: Hi Me: omfg!! hi !!! Player: ... Me: Flash1: Everyone please die! Player2: Lol Player3: U Player: Y? Me: I like puppies. Player3: Lol Player2: Wth Player4: Me too. Me: I like pie! Player3: ? Me: Shut up noob Me: Give me your feet. Yum. Pie! Player: *logs out* Me: Hey (Player) Player3: ? Player5: Go away. Me: Please vomit! Player4: **** Player2: Noob Me: (Player3) Me: You have big sword. Player3: .... ? Me: Can I taste your big red dlong? Please? :) Player3: 0_0 *Everyone else logs out* I am perfectly capable of embarrasing myself. It's also more fun.