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RuneScape jokes? Lol...

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Has anyone ever told you a lame RuneScape joke? Or a good one (doubtful :roll:)?

 

 

 

What else can you do but post it here!

 

 

 

I don't have any, nor have I heard any. Yet.

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why did the noob cross the road?

 

because he couldn't teleport

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And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all.

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Pink, the one in your signature is funny. The one about the hacking :D

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RSN- Pker027

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Lol, tyvm.

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Q: How do you know you have been playing runescape too much?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BTW I read this on the official forums, its not my joke. But I did laugh at it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A: When someone dies (IRL) and you ask what they dropped! :anxious:

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Goals: 80/80 Range, 75/90 Strength, 77/85 Attack, 64/76 Fishing and crafting 31k natures (o.O)

How many runescappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

 

50

 

 

 

1 to change the lightbulb, and 49 to complain about how much better it was before.

Quit runescape, now playing EVE-Online(Mail Cambarus and say hi :mrgreen: )

why did the noob cross the road?

 

because he couldn't teleport

 

 

 

Dude i laughed irl \' :thumbsup: =D>

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Really funny jokes! Sorry, but i have never heard any RS jokes.

 

 

 

Off-topic: My 333:d post! :D

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Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak

How many runescappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

 

50

 

 

 

1 to change the lightbulb, and 49 to complain about how much better it was before.

 

 

 

It's funny because it's true :lol:

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You know you have been playing Rs too much when:

 

You walk in Mc Donalds and say "Buying Happy Meal with Toy! 1Mil!"

 

You going to buy something from a shop and say "That's over priced you noob!"

 

You go grave robbing and you say to someone when they ask you on what you were doing "I'm trying to get a guthans spear!"

 

When you walk into a bank and say you want to withdraw a Party hat Set and a Dragon Chain with a whip.

 

When you find some ruins you try to runecraft.

 

You walk around the street saying "Selling Christmas Cracker!"

 

That is all.

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Bah those "you know you play too much runescape when..." things are only funny if they're true. How many people here have seriously done that happy meal 1mil thing? Thought so.

 

 

 

Here are some plausible ones:

 

You know you play too much rs when...

 

 

 

You go to an atm and enter your runescape PIN.

 

You find out you have rl plans that can't be broken, and the first thing you think is "Damn now I can't finish getting that mining lvl today"

 

Your first thought is runescape whenever someone mentions coal,iron,mithril,gems imps etc.

 

You see the word phat (pronouonced fat) and read it as p-hat (I'm very guilty of this one)

 

Around christmas you see someone wearing a santa hat irl, and you think "damn I wish I had one of those in rs" (used to be guilty of that one)

 

 

 

 

 

I put a bunch more in that "You know you...when..." thread in the forum games board.

Quit runescape, now playing EVE-Online(Mail Cambarus and say hi :mrgreen: )

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Yeah, try not to post any of those "You know... then..." thing because there are other threads for those.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

 

 

It was tryin to get away from kids 'using' a hammer with it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lame, I know. it's all I could think of.

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How many drunken dwarf randoms does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

 

11. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 10 to drink until the room spins.

the russians are the best! Hands down!
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How many drunken dwarf randoms does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

 

11. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 10 to drink until the room spins.

That is THE funniest thing I have ever heard about rs :mrgreen:

 

 

 

I'd say have a cookie, but that merits something bigger

 

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(BTW I have one of these :P)

Quit runescape, now playing EVE-Online(Mail Cambarus and say hi :mrgreen: )

nice 'vette.

 

 

 

I thiought that one was great. I've never heard that spin on it.

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why did the noob cross the road?

 

because he couldn't teleport

 

 

 

Dude i laughed irl \' :thumbsup: =D>

 

 

 

yup me2 :lol: :thumbsup: =D>

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Retired from runescape. I will be on every now and then though. :)

when u go to a bank and start yelling "buying full rune!!!"

 

 

 

when u go fishing and say"hope i dont get a random"

 

 

 

when ur watching tv and you hear the words "free party hat" and u run to the computer(did that once)

OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES

 

TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING

Bah those "you know you play too much runescape when..." things are only funny if they're true. How many people here have seriously done that happy meal 1mil thing? Thought so.

 

 

 

Here are some plausible ones:

 

You know you play too much rs when...

 

 

 

You go to an atm and enter your runescape PIN.

 

You find out you have rl plans that can't be broken, and the first thing you think is "Damn now I can't finish getting that mining lvl today"

 

Your first thought is runescape whenever someone mentions coal,iron,mithril,gems imps etc.

 

You see the word phat (pronouonced fat) and read it as p-hat (I'm very guilty of this one)

 

Around christmas you see someone wearing a santa hat irl, and you think "damn I wish I had one of those in rs" (used to be guilty of that one)

 

 

 

 

 

I put a bunch more in that "You know you...when..." thread in the forum games board.

 

 

 

im guilty of thinking about runescape when someone mentions coal/iron but not of the others so i guess im not so bad

 

 

 

i like that why did the noob cross the road one too

 

 

 

"Yo mama is so stupid she forgot her spade when she want to do barrows!!!"

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Yo mamma so smelly she makes the bubbling rocks explode when she walks near them.

Like forum text games much?

um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left.

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Omg, i know i play too much runescape, last time i wear a santa hat in real life and i logged in without think to see if i have one in rs!

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Behold my blog! Thou shalt visit it and rejoice!

you know you play runescape too much when....

 

 

 

you put your username and password for your first and last name on your homework(guilty)

 

 

 

you start calling your friends a noob for getting blown up on a video game(guilty)

 

 

 

:wall: :wall:

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