dorkvader

indeed, my little 12 year old brother at home even knows how to keep safe. I've never used SS, general because when I read up on it there were many many differing accounts as to whether it was legal or not. still I think anyone who gets hacked by using software took a chance anyway. Pretty much everyone knows SS is legitimate, and contains nothing malicious, so JaGEx shouldn't worry. On another forum, everyone is cussing out JaGEx for how stupid they are. all this has done has convinced MORE people how poor their skills are. I like (in the previously posted screen shots of the rally in Falador) how they are inviting everyone to send in thousands of letters to the customer care center. hopefully we can bring it back. JaGEx must see the error of their ways! not like they care or even want to listen to our views...

don't be mean... I've always said that one of the best investments one can make is in trimmed dragonhide. zamorak is a worthy trim with which one can buy their dragonhide in, and currently all the rage in most places. anyways, you look good with the zamorak vestment bottom. very fasionable as well. good luck with everything, you'll be there in no time. I'm just glad I finally fond someone poorer than I

I like these chemistry facts at the bottom. being an athelete, I love my adenine triphosphate! anyway, keep up with the great work. a noble goal that. this is made all the better by the fact that it's 5:00 in the morning... I mean by the heavy science.

if you are a dork, have no friends, and no life, and are bored. that pretty much summs up my reasons for doing anything on the internet. no friends, no life, and lack of brain stimulation. sorry for the cynicism.

snowball! unfortunately now that I've completed the event The game has taken all of mine, and I cant get more =(

for some reason, i got like 7 "hyt"s while fishing in edgeville/ barbarian village. I knew very few of the people though. I don't post here much anymore. anyway, I see toast647 and oreo9870 a lot, I first met oreo9870 while pking toast647's pure, "cursed_toast". I met a few more people when toast647 persuaded me to join him at the ooc patch for someone's leveling up. I've never seen many of these people, even if I speak with some of them a lot, I still rarely see them.

well, I like to hear about "ye olde legendse" of runescape. I think it's a part of my history, being a player. anyway, this should be required reading for new players. also: I'm certain The Old Nite should be up there, I never knew him, but Some of those are only mentioned for being seconds, and he was seconds from when I started playing until... Whenever. Also, from what I hear, he was a good person. I also love that username.

go mirrorforced! yay! I'm procrastinating again, so I'll say something nice here. "Firefox 2.0 owns" now about you: excellent leveling there! I might get runecrafting up so I can start to make some minor money off it. I wonder, how hard/long did it take to train this, hm? i have a lot on my plate as it is. firstly, continue to fish to rebuild food supply. 2. sell nasty salmon/trout in edgeville and fish some real food. pi! keep ranging until arrows are gone (should last me for another 500,000 experience, enough to double it again, i think) four. do some woodcutting on the side and burn it all last: runecraft something after last: up mining and smithing. so At least I have everything planned out. now all i have to do is log in more than once every three days. Keep doing better than i am!

me: OMG! can I have a free whip tomorrow? you: yep! *next day comes* me: well? you: i said I'd give you one tomorrow! is it tomorrow yet? no. I wonder if anyone has not figured this out yet. it's the whole "free beer tomorrow" thing, it'll never be "tomorrow". good one =P anyways, keep up the work! since you require more than 500,000 experience to have 85 of a skill, may I assume that is for the amount you gained in one day?

you? you? I've stayed up past 12 from Tuesday until Wednesday, which was 1:00, Thursday 1:30, Friday, i went to bed early at 12:45, Saturday and Sunday both I stayed up until 2:00, Monday, I went to bed early at 11:00, and today is probably going to be 3:00 all of which is from work, total hours... about 35 I'm taking a short break by the way. edit: oh yeah, stay on topic. forgot about that. Yeah, Oreo, I try, I try. But as you can see, it's very thinly veiled spam. I mean, come-on who discusses the impact a single post has on the future? What I neglected to mention is that (heh) everyone's posts have potentially the same effect =P When I stop having lots o' work I might get on and train up fishing more! 3 levels yesterday.. Might I add that Firefox 2.0 is awesome! in-browser spell check!

that pretty much sums up my whole argument. I can easily afford membership, but I don't think it's worth it. I'm only level 75 though. Also it's great to brag that your "f2p level" is higher than the other person's is.

you're too cool for me to to wish you well. good luck with it all. I'll be fishing in barbarian village if you need me. I might hang out with you sometime if you're on. If I can get my lazy account on the game again. keep it up. great pk there. I almost got one kill once, but I'll never be as good as that. Someday I'll have my day!

Dork_Vader Oreo's Blog 02-12-2006 Dear Sir, I must congratulate you on all your hard work, and shower a thousand thank-yous apon you in such profusion as to be stifling. The thanks is for typing my name in Italics on the first page, as this is likely the reason why thousands of paparazzi are ambushing me whilst I fish in the barbarian village. By associating myself with both you and Mr. Toast, I have thus gained much status on the social ladder. This is my only hope of combating my state of being a Dork. Feeling the ever-present need to post utter spam in the forums, I must type this to bump your weblog here to the top of the board, so everyone can see my name in italics on page one. this may or may not also raise my post count by one, which is indeed a feasible plan. My scheme here shall be brought to frutition with a multitude of keypresses and a single clik of the mouse. I do hope no-one will realize my ulterior motives behind this facade of chilvary. In the spirit of this verbose post not getting deleted, I must also add somthing to the discussion here. this is the part where I type needlessly-long paragraphs showring you with many scentancces of praise and extolation as I shout to the heavens the name of a player who, when the first time they saw me, asked me who my main was. (I replied with "this -is- my main") Obvoiusly Oreo here thought such a worthy man as I should have a more powerful playing character after playing for one years time. Unfortuantely, I've spent the entire summer ignoring melee whilst I train ranged and magic, which had been neglected. I digress in this digression-like post. On to the meat of the matter. Oh wise and ever gracious Oreo, you must realize that you are the true savior of runescape, both with your mighty username and your awe-insiring good looks. There are few words in english that can convey enough reverence as many have for you. Neverhteless, your blog here is regarded by all as a true masterpiece in Digital image making and the use of BullienBoard code. Yes, this shows the intelligence behind the man behind the goals. the Goals which are truly some of the best goals every evinced by a pattern of neurons firing, and converted by the use of kinetic energy (of the phalanges) into magnetic charges. Yes, this incredibly wonderful post is the shining star of the entire server-cluster, and is worshipped by all the other charges as a king of deitys. And rightly so, as every part of the first post on this post is a miracle in itself, how well it interlocks and meshes to convey meaning. Not only do the words evince images to be formed in the virtual depths of out brains, but you have made thousand apon thousands of synapses pass information from dendrite to dendrite as the neurons of literally hundres of homo-sapiens read this and do not marvel that their cones and rods are working properly and that they can do the higher-order thinking of reading and interpreting mening. This is the true miracle of science, how everything came together in such a precise pattern to produce this, which in the grand scheme of things is incredibly unlikely. For example, if any piece of space-dust wete to collide in the wrong fasion, the earth itself may not have formed. If the planet were not a very certain distance for the star it rotates around were a millimeter closer in or further away, things would be different. If even one action by one person (of billions) had been taken differently, chances are none of us would be here reading this. Yes billions apon billions of events had to occur in exactly the right way to form all of us sitting here, and in particular, Oreo. Indeed, if Oreos were not invented, we would be reading somthing different. All of this, this stunning menagerie that is the present can only be appreciated by few, as many spend their entire lives taking it for granted. and all of this, all of it has come to this very point, all of it has sharpened down to this very forum, this very post on it. all of it has lead to this. A player has set goals, not just any goals, but goals that were set by the hand of destiny. Yes, this post and these goals are a product of every action ever taken gone right. They are truly one in a million. as is Oreo. believe what you will, or neglect to read it, but some may say that your action of reading these goals and replying to them has changed the world forever, for if you had not, if all of you ahd ignored this, then oreo migh abandon his goals, and by the butterfly effect, the future will occur quite differently than the way it is going to occur by the action of pressing a few keys and clicking a mouse. So if you might not read this for its length, so be it. thigs will turn out differently based on even the most negligent of acts. oreo, I bid you good luck with your goals, knowing that you will achieve them. Therefore, the luck factor comes into play for you to take the perfect amount of time with them. just enough so you feel a glowing sence of satisfaction, but not enough for you to quit in them. I bid you all a good day, as it may brighten someone's. Dork_Vader

great work! good luck on everything else as well. since I have about 400k now I'll take some if the money I'll make from copying you and helping to merchant coal, and up my prayer to 50. I usually have a high prayer for my combat, but I just realized I want more! more! So I'll get on sometime and say hi =P You may (I doubt it) remember me. For some reason, a lot of people I don't know are saying "hey ****" (they try so hard to say "dork", but it still comes out censored). I'm very scared by this as I don't like the prospect of having people know me whom I dont. Not good. In any case, keep it up! your levels own mine, so I'll have to try hard to keep up (as in, I play once a week on average, so it'll be very hard.)

Sounds painful...I would have to put Vasaline on my anus... lol, siggehd! Well i got a pure called "I Sale Rocks"... I had some others that i've seen too, but reading all the posts on this thread made me forget them -.- necrobrawler would be jealous :P Necrobrawler inspired him to make that account. awesome name! yeah, since that was taken, I wanted to make one "Hugh_Jarms" but it's also taken. My favorite was "dork_vader", but it's taken as well. I've never seen him/her on so I must say they have quit. the second best would have to be "dork_vader_0" Necrobrawler (chaos reborn here) has an account called "gnoat", which stands for "Greatest Noob Of All Time" It's a section of his website.

really? how? Me, I like buying cowhides for 100 each. Since cowhides are impossible (close) to sell for more than 100 each, tan them and sell tehm for a huge sum. Now that you have some starting capital, you can go on to merchanting other things. Yews were about 220 each back right after they made Pure essense, and all the macroers moved to woodcutting, but now it's not impossible to get 280-300 each. If they rise more, you can invest now and sell later, at a profit. Despite all that, I tried the above and bought 3000 willows for 250 each (good deal, eh) he said they were yews. Fortunately for me, Toast (good man, toast) told me a few ways to prevent that. I have 400k now, and am considered to be all but broke. Time to buy cowhides, eh? I'm good at cutting yews, and also good at burning them. that's some great firemaking experience, I have to tell you!

I know you now. Freeplay is better, hands down. I am not a large fan of P2p, but I think with all the added bank space, extra items, more than 3 forges (some very close to anvils...and mines), All sorts of quests to get items to help you, easier prayer, better monsters, more experience in general. All this makes members too easy. It has been said that it's not the end result that you should be proud of, for the journy there yields greater happiness. If freeplay, the "journy" there, the very work involved is undoubtedly greater. Things are not too easy for us, we must walk (or teleport) all over the land just to get our mining and smithing done. we can't save time and do it all at once. We cannot go fish monkfish or shark to kill monsters with, we must rely on swordfish (or more commonly lobsters) we do not have all sorts of fancy spells to do our work for us, we do it by ourselves. You see, we don't have all the shortcuts members have, we don't have any good mage armour, nor any good ranger wear. yet we continue to strive through that, surmounting an even greater obsticle than those that give JaGEx their money because it's too hard. True, there are more things to do in members, but it's a real challenge sometimes to fit everything in a freeplayers bank. we can take nothing for granted that the members do, yet everything we do we can take for granted because it will never change. We must find ways to keep the redundancy away, somthing many members have quit for, although they get 52 or more updates a year. and through all this, we prevail, we fight, we fish, we mine, we smith. we do all these things in spite of the ease that can be bought. we do it the hard way, not for the money or experience involved, but for the sheer pleasure that comes from knowing you got to 90 cooking or 90 woodcutting the good old hard way. In a sence I'd rather be forced to do it the hard way than the member's way, because the end result is ever so much more treasured. note: I'm not saying members are lazy, because there is a depth to the game I will never know, but it is true that many things (almost everything in fact) is much simpler to the average member than it is to the average freeplayer. I will likely make many people very upset with me, but this is -MY- view, and I'm sticking to it, no matter what they say. Unless of course someone makes a good argument, in which case, I may be swayed. If their case is good enough. There, I think I beat that old dog to death

congrats stu on your first post, and what a worthy post it is. This topic scares me, so many page views. But it's such a great idea! if any suggestion goes to jagex this is the one.

well, things start high then drop until they go to alch price then steady there. fallling ratres are nice htough

much thanks to... to... me? I'm honored. In any case, I don't know why you liked my post so much. It's merely a way you can say pretty much nothing in several paragraphs. Just use long scentances and add large words in porfusion. THe problem with this is that no one will read it then. anyway, I've have a sort-of newfound affinity to the Tip.it forums thanks to you and toast. good luck! -My- goal is to get strength back on the highscores then up cool skills (fishing and woodcutting and ranged) For the same reasons some of your stats are higher than others, my ranged, fishing (cooking), and especially woodcutting are higher. they are way cooler than crafting. it's been fun seeing you and toast. you own me any day.

well, here is a good picture of -me- I was actually surprised at how many people remembered me from my signature (oreo is a cool person) so here's my outfit. here is a picture of toast's pure, "Cursed Toast" he's had a bad day apparently. that's oreo's pure with the pumpkin you can tell who "cursed_toast" is

heh I read that forum topic awhile ago. I do think this is one of my favorite Times ever produced. Ooh the mystery. Is it more information, or more misinformation like what was brought up so many times. Excellent work on the 'Times. We should make wild accusations untill someone pops up. I suggest...Dork_Vader, with the times in the 'Times typing room!

wow! excellent levels. it reminds me of how much I need to be training. I suppose through my slight money-regaining i'll spare some time to train skills. I am sort-of low on fish after having given most of it away. But my mindless drivel such as seen above has become such a commonality as to be quite banal. Quite simply put: enough about me. I digress too much these days. whilst I am defending my might with cursed toast against hordes of minotaurs, I pause to contemplat that although the levels are much higher than mine, some are quite close. THe Mining level of eighty supriesd me greatly as it is quite the incongruity form the much lower crafting (57). This serves to show that my levels tend to be more balanced, yeilding a lower total experience for the raw total levels I posess. This is somewhat of a mixed-bag for you, because if you had spent the time on other skills you could easily have gained several more total levels than what you currently have, yet the larger total experience is much more prestegious. The mining level of eighty, certainly is enough to counterbalance any negative thoughts regarding the incingruity. it shows a dedication unparalelled in the common 'scaper. the rewards of sch are staggering. I must admit to you that I was, indeed, surprised by that as I was expecting somthing closer to that of my own, to follow the common trend I had noticed thus far. Since of the levels posted are above mine only by 2-5 levels, I was expecting a mining of about 65, to accent my own of 61. Excellent work there. In closing, I bid you only the best of luck, for it is merely what you deserve for such dedication. I can only hope to come close to what you have attained thus far. Having said that, I must submit this post and move on to extol Toast. I do wonder if you should put what skill you are currently working on in the first post of this topic, or if you trend is more to "jump around". I hope you use that dicitonary. Dork_Vader

I don't know man, If I were you, I'd get my total exp up from 4,999,388 to 5,000,000. I'm just kidding. You man not know it, but You were one of the first people on tip.it that I "knew". what I mean to say is that you were one of the first few people that I saw post often. It may be because of that signature. In any case, the leaving runescape seems to be the general concensus for many. I've semi-retired. I go one every 3 days or so, but not really that much. it dosen't have th same "magic" as it did, the wonder of a whole new world to explore faded, then the time of maxing everything (getting rune, completing dragonslayer), then the time of habit, where I did it because I'd always played. Now I stay on to keep my mind working. I usually multitask by playing 3-4 RPG games at once, with 2-3 forums. I'm sorry to hear about the rare. It's been pretty much my life's goal to own one, yet I know the chances of me getting there are slim to none. Oh well. I'm glad you and your brother are still cool with eachother. I suppose I never knew you, and no one ever knows me, but for what it's worth, I bid you a good life in the real world.

Sorry for paraphrasing. I'm levle 75 combat, pure freeplayer, for all that's worth. I did get a rune(h1), and green dragonhide (g), and even when I;m in lumbrighe, i can't pick up en entourage. I think it's because I am such a "Dork". In any case, I have seen directly what happens. I went to the second TET slave auction party, (the last hour of it anyway). I was amazing that everyone wanted to follow barihawk and everyone around in circles instead of waiting where they stopped and clicking furiously. I don't know why these people attract such devout followers, but I could never handle that. No one pays attention to me in real life, or on runescape, and being an introvert, I like it that way, I have 10 people on my friends list, and life is good like that. In any case, I do acknowlege that the more famous players do have much difficulty. I could never be able to face that, and respect them highly.