You're fired from Petsmart grooming salon for shaving all of the animals bald.

You're fired from the pet store for feasting on the goldfish when you forgot your lunch.

You're fired from Officemax for bending all of the paperclips into an "S" shape, then breaking them.

You're fired from the soda company for falling into the vat.

You're fired from Pizza Hut for adding your own secret ingredients to the pizzas.

You're fire from the blue store for wearing red.

You're fired from the gas station for kludging the toilet to flush with gasoline.

You're fired from Windows for not having a window in your cubicle.

You're fired from McDonald's for taking a dump on the bathroom floor and not washing your hands.

You're fired from the Worker's Party of Korea for not properly distributing propaganda. You will be shot now.

You're fired from the photo company for not having a photo.

You're fired from a cannon because you volunteered to be

You're fired from a book publishing company for making such a horrible book.

You're fired from by the great Gatsby for failing to hook him up with Daisy.

You're fired from school for being a horrible teacher and not knowing a damn thing about the subject you're teaching.

You're fired from the Crazy Hat Club for wearing a normal hat.

You're fired from 20th Century Fox because they obviously don't like great ideas.

You're fired from the Pokemon League for being too good at Pokemon.

You're fired from Canada for not ending a sentence with eh.

You're fired from the conservative party because you won't surrender your individuality and conform to our stale, senseless ideas.

You're fired from life because you're dead.

You're fired from Daycare because you only work the night shift.

You're fired from Microsoft for being large and squishy.

You're fired from a cheeseburger restaurant because the boss thinks you have been peeing into the orange juice glasses, but you really weren't.

Fired from the S.K.E.P.T.I.C society for believing in something on the news without questioning it.