Kirschen Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Fired from Sinners for being too virtuous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 You're fired from 'Fast Threads, Inc.' because this forum thread dropped to a dead halt for over 16 days. :boohoo: ~D. V. "Trying to not overdo the number crunching..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 17, 2012 Author Share Posted June 17, 2012 You're fired from a club of civilized people for not being civilized enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 You're fired from the Pokemon League for running a gym with Pokemon of a different type than the one you've been assigned. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Hello, Alg. Here's this pink slip to notify you are no longer employed with us for being an Equal- Oh god, Amon. What? Equalized? What are you doing with that finggggeeeeeeeeer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 YOU'RE FIRED from Top Speed Corp. because you caused this fine forum game thread to fall out of gear and stall back out on the side of the road! :angry: ~D. V. "You didn't even hit 120 mph, damnit." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted August 22, 2012 Author Share Posted August 22, 2012 You're fired from the oil company because this thread has been absent for over a week now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 You're fired from Calendar Masters Inc. because a week is a rather grave understatement, seeing as this thread has been out of commission for almost two months! :P ~D. V. "Watching the clock as days go by..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 You're fired from Top Gear's production crew for trying to un-mask The Stig. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Fired from American Top Gear for being too humorous rather than serious on cars. The British one suits you better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Alright then... You're Fired from British Top Gear for being too serious rather than humorous on cars. The American one suits you better. :twss: ~D. V. "Yeah, it's a flip-over..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 And to come full circle, you're fired from Australia's Top Gear for not being Australian. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted August 28, 2012 Author Share Posted August 28, 2012 You're fired from the peanut factory because you were meant to make the food, not the cartoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Also fired from the peanut factory for "emptying" an allergy-sensitive orphanage during one of your visits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Fired from paladinhood for leaning toward chaotic neutral/evil... Which brings up an interesting question: How did you get hired in the first place? I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Simple: I lied on the resume. They accepted it because it involved oodles of refuge in audacity in terms of shoddy quality and bad lies. Fired from the Wedding Cake factory for suggesting divorce over a merger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 3, 2012 Author Share Posted September 3, 2012 You're fired from the Men Only Club for not being man enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 You're fired from Mann Co. for making a gun that didn't catch fire or try to punch you if you used it. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 You're fired from Mann Co. as well for not making "sure-fire"-grade weaponry! :? ~D. V. "Backfires = not useful" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 You're fired from the phone company for not using it enough. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 You're fired from being the Ultimate Blacksmith's apprentice for misplacing a valuable chunk of raw unobtainium. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 8, 2012 Author Share Posted September 8, 2012 You're fired from the oil company because you oil too much oil. Which is strange considering the fact that everyone who works there oils too much oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 You're fired from the Strict Firings Group because that last reason sucked a little. :P ~D. V. "How to make a good joking commentary..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 You're promoted to CEO of the oil company for exemplary performance, then fired when it becomes clear that you were faking your way through the job the whole time. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 9, 2012 Author Share Posted September 9, 2012 You're fired from the monthly club, and you don't need to know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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