Naive Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 Fired from the Onomatopoeia Order for not coming up with more whacky onomatopoeia. Shibobity wiggle woggity Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 You're Fired from the Soul Society's Thirteen Court Guard Companies because Getsuga Tenshō!!! :twisted: <*looks over at where Naive was standing... they're no longer present, but a large ditch was left in their place...*> Don't worry, he'll respawn in a day or two... :P ~D. V. "Temporary Bleach'ing As Humor..." Devnull (p.s.: The special text is linked... If you want to know the translation, go follow it. I really wouldn't know how to pack it all in anyway.) (p.p.s.: Thanks for enabling me to use this one twice...) and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 You're fired from the laundromat for spilling bleach on everything, and because your giant sword collection scared away the customers. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 You're fired from the Laundromat as well for spilling way too much Fabric Softener all over everyone's elastic-type pants and such, causing all those elastic-assisted articles of clothing to not stay in the correct places on the respective bodies of their owners. :twss: ~D. V. "That's trouble3, compared to me!!!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 As long as we're throwing references around in here... Fired from the Blades of the Darkmoon for not being okay with sweet sweet vigilante justice. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Fired from LinkMasters Inc. because I won't click that link due to an unrecognized domain. :? ~D. V. "Hold the URL! That ain't familiar!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Fired from Rational Writing for using Plotkai earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Fired from Rational Writing as well for using words like 'Plotkai' that not everyone knows! :shame: ~D. V. "Now, pardon me while I go get a dictionary." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Fired from ThreadPosters, inc. For foiling all attempts to explain or not explain various firings. ~ A. L. "Some references are just too obscure for Wikipedia." G I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Fired from Wikimedia Corp. for creating Wikipedia pages on things that didn't meet a minimum level of notability. :eek: ~D. V. "There goes a bunch of less notable info assemblies..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 19, 2012 Author Share Posted October 19, 2012 Fired from the bakery for selling hot dogs. Hot dogs? Are you out of your mind? Look around you, we sell bread, cakes and stuff that you bake hence the reason why it's called a bakery. We don't sell hot dogs, so if you wanna sell hot dogs go somewhere else, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Fired from the museum for stealing the art. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Fired from the Flying [kitty]foot staff for not being badass enough. The censor ruined my awesome reference ;-; Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 21, 2012 Author Share Posted October 21, 2012 You're fired from the company that censors stuff for complaining about being censored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 You're Fired from that Censoring Co. as well for not helping to fix bad censorings. :notalk: ~D. V. "I bet you didn't see this one coming..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 And I'm firing myself from Anti-PageStealers Inc. for stealing both the end of one page and the subsequential start of another! :twss: ~D. V. "Enjoying pwning myself for once..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Fired from human resources by yourself, for firing yourself. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 You're Fired from CountMasters Inc. for not keeping the counters in the titles of at least two threads we both play in reasonably up-to-date. <_< ~D. V. "It was going to come up sooner or later, just as soon as I realized it." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Fired from the Bakery for ripping off the Girl Scouts and stealing their cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 27, 2012 Author Share Posted October 27, 2012 You're fired from the cookie shop for letting the cookie monster eat all the cookies. What the hell is wrong with you? Those cookies were meant for PAYING customers, not thieves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Fired from Apple for preferring oranges. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 You're Fired from Samsung for preferring iOS over Android. :razz: ~D. V. "Silly + Fan = Me" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Fired from Sesame Street for not cooking Big Bird properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 You're Fired from Sesame Street for wanting to kill Big Bird and eat them. Heck, you're double-fired for deciding to make me cook them while holding a gun to my head, and on a day when I wouldn't want the headache caused by my personal shield protecting me from the bullet impact against it. :blink: ~D. V. "And you wonder why I didn't cook Big Bird so well..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Fired from the police because you were two days from retirement. Believe me, it's better that way. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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