Sir_Squab Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 DV Devnull is fired from Sesame Street for cooking Big Bird because you were threatened with a headache. Alg is fired from the ediotorial panel for posting all potential articles on reddit so the grammar Nazi's will proof it for you instead. And I'm fired from FG for unexcuseable absence. Did I miss anyone? Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 30, 2012 Author Share Posted October 30, 2012 Hey, you can't fire more than one person at the same time. You're fired from a business center for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Fired from Kindergarten for not promoting Mao's little red piece of literary trash book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 You're fired from a law firm for attempting to smoke legal documents. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 You're Fired from a Smoke Shop for making cigars with legal documents. :P ~D. V. "Talk about a delayed punchline..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 6, 2012 Author Share Posted November 6, 2012 You're fired from the oil company because you don't know jackshit about oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Fired from building construction for getting the materials by stealing them from structures from around the area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Fired from the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen for neither being all that special nor being a gentleman. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 You're Fired from Narnia for killing the four children! :mad: ~D. V. "They were supposed to be the rulers of a light era!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 6, 2012 Author Share Posted November 6, 2012 You're fired from a chocolate factory FOR EATING ALL THE CHOCOLATES!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!??! THAT CHOCOLATE WAS MEANT FOR PAYING CUSTOMERS!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 You're also fired from the chocolate factory for trying to steal an Oompa Loompa. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Fired from the same factory for trying to create an Oompa Loompa Worker's Union... ... and roasting one of them for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Fired from the chocolate factory for stealing all the snozzberry wallpaper. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Fired from the Chocolate Factory for trying to smuggle Willy Wonka out for your own purposes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 6, 2012 Author Share Posted November 6, 2012 You're fired from the government for keeping up firing people from the same company. I mean seriously, we have been fired from the chocolate factory enough already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Fired from the unemployment line for getting a job at the Chocolate Factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Fired from the unemployment office for paying unemployed people to do your job while you robbed a bakery. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Fired from the Bakery for making terrible cookies and causing the Girl Scouts to have finance quarters in the red. Oh, and making terrible cakes involving the Gingerbread Man art-wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 You're fired from the bakery for making various creams without the needed sugar to make them taste right. Like, who wants to eat a cake with frosting that makes it taste bad anyway? :-x ~D. V. "Blech!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 You're fired from the flamethrower factory because someone called the fire department and asked them to exhaust all the fire in the factory. You were the only one at the factory when the fire department arrived, so it has to be you who did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Fired from the meat factory for trying to insert vegetarian items into the lines in the name of PETA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Fired from PETA for ordering a rare steak when a bunch of your friends in the organization took you out to dinner for your birthday. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 You're fried from the Justice League for claiming to be a superhero but having no superhero qualities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 You're fried from the Justice League for claiming to be a superhero but having no superhero qualities.You're fired from Spelling Masters Inc. for misspelling a word in that previous firing. :twss: ~D. V. "I'm not a spelling nut... I just wanted to make a quick firing..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Fired from the Police Force for insisting on wearing a red trenchcoat on duty. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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