Sir_Squab Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 You're fired from NASA for taking unauthorized space walks. Especially since you weren't supposed to be on the shuttle in the first place. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 You're Fired from NASA's Guard Station for not keeping your eyes on the Security Cameras... Like, geez, that's how Blaze got on the Space Shuttle in the first place! :angry: ~D. V. "There had to be a failure before the mission, you know." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 10, 2012 Author Share Posted September 10, 2012 You're fired from the kindergarten for having anger issues. Seriously, the children don't need that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 You're fired from Jurassic Park's staff for pointing out that most of the dinosaurs on the island are from the Cretaceous. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 You're Fired from Centipede Killers, Inc. because you let too many of their shooter vehicles touch Centipedes/Spiders/Fleas/Scorpions, which caused the shooter vehicles all to disintegrate on impact. :boohoo: ~D. V. "OMG... The heads... The heads!!!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 You're fired from the orchestra because your strings broke during a performance which was ruined because of that. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Fired from Psionics for being a wizard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Fired from Wizards for being a psionic. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Similarly, fired from a teaching position at the wizard academy for being a sorcerer. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Fired from the Izzet guild for being unwilling to blow yourself up in the name of science. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Fired from the White Tower for being male. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Fired from Hooters for not showing enough skin Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 You're fired from Hooters for showing too much skin! :eek: ~D. V. "That wouldn't be a pretty sight." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 You're fired from Hooters because, while you showed the right amount of skin, it wasn't yours. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Fired from Modesty for being too (amazingly) audacious on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Fired from Understated for being far too fabulous. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Fired from the beggar's guild for getting a job. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Fired from your job for not showing up because you were too busy being a beggar. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Fired from the circus via cannon for using too much gunpowder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 You're fired from the Circus for being too much of a masochist, resulting in you ending up in the hospital due to way too many stab wounds from knives at the rotating board. :sad: ~D. V. "And the thrower had a poor aim, sadly." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 You're fired for the circus for having poor aim. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 You're fired from the circus as well for wrongfully accusing me of having poor aim. I honestly wasn't the one throwing those knives! :blink: ~D. V. "So many mistaken, and just because of the costumes..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 You're fired from the circus for not rotating the board properly, causing multiple stab wounds to the victim Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 You're Fired from the Circus as well because you forgot that the board is motorized, not manually rotated, and I'm not the one who is responsible for its' upkeep, configuration, and usage. :blink: ~D. V. "Hmph!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 You're fired as the circus organizer because none of us had any idea what we were supposed to be doing, which caused serious injury to a man that somebody threw knives at. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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