Bonez899 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 You're fired from the retired club because you have secretly been playing a little on the side. (I knew it was hand typed, atleast the part in the middle but anything that ends up on every post I consider a perm sig.) ~ Bonez "I knew what it was the entire time..." 899 http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 7, 2012 Author Share Posted February 7, 2012 Fired from a movie theater for screwing up the movie's quality when playing a movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Fired from the movie production company because they found it wasn't me but you who screwed up the quality. ~ Bonez "Try and pull one over on me..." 899 http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 You're fired from Minute Maid's NorthWest Production Plants because you were tossing Oranges around the production floor with some other people which I wasn't any of, knocking one of the dispensers askew, and resulting in a huge liquid mess that causes production to be stopped while cleanup happens. (Gross!) :-X And as for this...You're fired from the retired club because you have secretly been playing a little on the side.Okay, this is a little overboard. The only reasons I was on RS was to chat with some buddies and do a test-check to see if the lag was gone. If needed, I was also reminding myself of why I don't play RuneScape anymore, which I most certainly ended up doing. :-( ~Mr. D. V. "Bad day at the plant, eh? BTW, overboard much?" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 You're fired from the machine plant because the minute maid factory found that it was faulty mountings that caused the dispenser to be able to be knocked askew. ~Bonez "I can always make it your fault..." 899 http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 You're fired from the Turn-Arounds Club for getting way beyond too sickly sadistic with how you flipped things back in other people's faces. :shame: ~D. V. "Don't make me play it that way..." Devnull (p.s.: I think I'm going to step out of this thread for a bit. I feel overloaded.) and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 8, 2012 Author Share Posted February 8, 2012 You're fired from the bank as a security guard for eating your doughnut and letting the criminal get away because you were too busy eating your doughnut to pay attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resistance Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 You are fired as manager of a shop because of stealing fruits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyfura Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 You are fired from the blacksmith's for making weaponry that can't withstand combat. "Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 21, 2012 Author Share Posted February 21, 2012 You're fired from a clothe shop for not being into fashion enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Fired from villainy for being heroic that one episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 You're Fired from the Paint Store in Cartoon Land for creating Cartoon-Killing Turpentine. :shame: ~D. V. "We're sorry, but you can't kill them off." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 2, 2012 Author Share Posted March 2, 2012 You're fired from a gun shop for not having any bullets for the guns. I mean what the [bleep], man? Who would wanna buy a gun if they can't buy the bullets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 You're Fired from the Ammo Shop next door for making the Gun Shop (which this one used to be at) start carrying Ammo for their Guns. :P ~Mr. D. V. "Putting yourself out of business, much?" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 You're fired from the zoning commitee for allowing two such stores to be so close. Didn't think that through did ya? http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Fired from Ejections for getting an injection and making a loud interjection in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 6, 2012 Author Share Posted March 6, 2012 You're fired from a child service agency for taking care of an adult when you are supposed to take care of a child. What the [bleep]? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 You're fired from the same Child Service Agency, because you fired Lokie without realizing they may have been taking care of someone who wasn't able to grow up socially/mentally, and was therefore trapped in a child-type state. :shame: ~D. V. "Shame on you..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 6, 2012 Author Share Posted March 6, 2012 You're fired from that same child agency by thinking it takes care of manchildren. No, they don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 You're fired from the U.S.S. Tillamook because you shot a Cardassian when you were supposed to shoot a Romulan. :eek: ~D. V. "Eek! They shot the wrong species!" Devnull (p.s.: This one thought that firing up especially just for you. Enjoy!) and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 You're fired from your local vampire hunters union for forgetting to bring the holy water on a trip to Transylvania. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 You're fired from Kangaroo Court for helping the defense. "Defense" is an offense to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 You're fired from The Sadistic Factory for causing too many threads to stall out. :shame: ~D. V. "Less stalls, please!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Fired from Lucky for crossing 13 black panthers (cue mauling), smashing 4 elaborately expensive mirrors that will take 28 years to pay off, and going under a ladder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 You're fired from The Club Of Sadistics for sending way too much unluckiness after a person who can't be harmed. Sorry, but all those things and such aren't leaving a scratch on this one. :ugeek: ~D. V. "Oh, how to laugh at/with thee... Let this one count the ways..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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