You're fired from Existence Inc., because you started this thread to compete with the "You're Banned" forum game. :P

 

~D. V. "Yes, I had to fire off this tease." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: If you take this too seriously, it's really not my fault.)

Fired from Archery Inc for practising ranged weapons with a laser.

You're fired from the Logical Scientific Center for not making sense.

You're fired from the "Corrupt a Wish" game because I just posted there before I posted this, and therefore I can now be considered the evil thread killer. :twisted:

 

~Mr. D. V. "Who's the twisted evil one now?" Devnull

I can't fire you because I still feel bad about what I did in the corrupt a wish game. :(

 

Maybe I should have stuck to my plans on not returning until new years day.

You're fired from FutureSight Inc. because you came back to Tip.It Forums too soon and got forum burnout. :P

 

(BTW, I do know what it feels like to get forum burnout. Not fun stuff. Anyway, I'm trying to un-kill the thread, so I hope this works as a good joke!)

 

~D. V. "Thread necrosis... not my specialty." Devnull

You're fired from the biggest newspaper factory in the world for making a newspaper that's in every language but English. :shame:

You're fired from some no-name newspaper because it's only in English. :P

 

~D. V. "Okay... We'll invert that." Devnull

You're fired from the Mars factory for making a candy bar that's NOTHING like Mars.

You're fired from the Mars Factory because you built it on Mars, thereby totally changing the method in which Mars Bars happen to be made. :P

 

~D. V. "Leave me an opening, I'll drive a truck through it..." Devnull

You're fired from the pillow factory for putting rocks into the pillows.

You're fired from the Norman, Inc. Cobalt Mines for trying to use Feathers in your explosives equipment. :lol:

 

~D. V. "I don't think those can explode?" Devnull

You're fired from the early club for being fired a whole month after posting this.

Your fired for Necroing

You are supposed to tell me WHERE I'm fired from.

 

You're fired from the chocolate factory for making caramel.

You're fired from Infinity Ward for wanting to add zombies.

You're fire from the 10 per post club because you secretly have been missing some out.

You're fired from the oranges club because your avatar is secretly a lemon.

You're fired from Hawaii for having a RS name that is almost similar to the spelling.

You're fired from a cannon because you are the only one who would fit.

You're fired from religion for advertising a religion that most people would find nonsensical.

You're fired from a newspaper company because you don't know how to deliver newspapers properly.

You're fired from Lunar Station 3, because you were not able to stop a maniacal computer from causing a tiny kitty to get sucked out through one of the AirLocks. :wacko:

 

~Mr. D. V. "As if this would ever [bleep]ing happen..." Devnull

You're fired from the permanent sig club because you change your perm sig for every post.

You're fired from the Permanent Sig Club for not realizing that was actually a hand-typed 'per-post' signature, and not part of my main (and rather more permanent) signature. :boohoo:

 

~D. V. "You need to examine post signings better..." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: Let's leave it at this, and not turn this thread into a flame war!)