Saru's Blog - Back? Maybe? Idk lol got an Araxxi Web drop

[Saru Inc]

just another one knocked off the list? and did you honestly take a loss and just cut longs? that's cheating.

Gratz

 

 

Hmm. i call it somethung else

 

mage longs is the way to go :P

 

You know, you never actually congratulated me. You have 5 seconds.

 

right when i read this my right headphone broke, [bleep] you

 

saru, your so nice to people, cant beleive people couldnt be flattered by your words. lol

 

but anyways

 

good job on all your 99s%$#%#$@%$#^%$^%$%$%$#@

 

 

IKR @@@@@@@@@@@@@@

[Saru Inc]

376k til 91 hunter. this ain't so bad. :) 2012 came in netflix. chats off. music on. netflix on. game on. CHECK@@ OKKMG#@@#

 

 

time to hunt.

[Jacks0n]

I said GJ son. isnt that enough of a congratulations?

[Saru Inc]

not really. i mean what does gj even mean.

[Bows]

lolgratson99fletchingthatyousaidyoullnevergetbcurlame.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ILY.

[Saru Inc]

tl;dr

[Bows]

tl;dr

 

fml

[Low C]

Shameless bump right here.

[Rock Hard]

grats, i dont really care but i do appreciate the effort m8 :rolleyes:

[Saru Inc]

tl;dr

 

fml

 

 

 

still tl;dr

 

Shameless bump right here.

 

Not long enough. amazing read. omg <3:

 

grats, i dont really care but i do appreciate the effort m8 :rolleyes:

 

 

thnx m8 u i appreci8 lets sk8 like a d8 but w8 thats gay m8

[Rock Hard]

 

thnx m8 u i appreci8 lets sk8 like a d8 but w8 thats gay m8

 

alas f8, ur 2 l8

 

id tackle ur b8 but i already cohabit8

[Saru Inc]

i l8l'd.

 

 

 

get it

[Rock Hard]

psh

 

gn8

[Low C]

I wanted to make a well thought out post about some rhymes and sick flow lyrics like you do but I'm not legit enough so I'll just say grats on 99 fletching and that you should monster hunt with me. :thumbup:

[Saru Inc]

ok lemme just sketch out a rhyme about my life. this'll take me maybe 30 seconds to rite

 

 

 

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,

but he keeps on forgettin what he wrote down,

the whole crowd goes so loud

He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

He's choking now, everybody's joking now

The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!

Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity

Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked

He's so mad, but he won't give up that

Easy, no

He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes

It don't matter, he's dope

He knows that, but he's broke

He's so stagnant that he knows

When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's

Back to the lab again yo

This this whole rhapsody

He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

 

[Hook:]

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

 

The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping

This world is mine for the taking

Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order

A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem

It only grows harder, only grows hotter

He blows us all over these [garden tools] is all on him

Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter

Lonely roads, God only knows

He's grown farther from home, he's no father

He goes home and barely knows his own daughter

But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water

His [garden tools] don't want him no more, he's cold product

They moved on to the next schmoe who flows

He nose dove and sold nada

So the soap opera is told and unfolds

I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on

Da da dum da dum da da

 

[Hook]

 

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage

Tear this mother[bleep]ing roof off like 2 dogs caged

I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed

I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage

But I kept rhyming and stepwritin the next cypher

Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper

All the pain inside amplified by the fact

That I can't get by with my 9 to 5

And I can't provide the right type of life for my family

Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers

And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life

And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder

Trying to feed and water my seed, plus

Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna

Baby mama drama's screaming on and

Too much for me to wanna

Stay in one spot, another day of monotony

Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail

I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot

Success is my only mother[bleep]ing option, failure's not

Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go

I cannot grow old in Salem's lot

So here I go is my shot.

Feet fail me not cause maybe the only opportunity that I got

 

 

i dedicate that song to all the white people out there who wanna be black

 

 

dont hesit8 to r8pe the h8 that these white 8ps are when they m8 with female d8s m8

[Saru Inc]

1) no one came to my wildy party. and i got pked.

 

 

2) dks are dks. get it.

 

 

besides a crappy warr ring drop, I'm now 500+ rexes dry.

[SwreeTak]

Congratulations on 99 Fletching :D

[Saru Inc]

Thankie much !

[Low C]

Thanks for the Dk's trip I made bank. Oh and your not dry if you get ring drops... :unsure:

[Saru Inc]

Well I still lost 800k gp. 1 warr drop = dry.

[Aneron]

wat about 2 warr drops

[Saru Inc]

well what about 1

 

 

ok heres all my latest lvl ups. ive been playing on chrome lately. cropping is a [bleep]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Aiel]

dks? aeil does dks.

[Low C]

Aeil if you dk's then why dont you go to dk's with me sometime :razz:

[Saru Inc]

waste of my time