A Note on Random Events...

[Lunar_Drifter]

Ever stop to think about them? Where have they been? What do they do?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Frog Prince/Princess: He/she must have some type of disease or something. I mean, he/she only kisses thousands of RS citizens everyday, nonstop.. kinda creepy in my opinion. That's where I wear my handy dandy gas mask to kiss her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sammich Lady: Does she reuse the same food? People putting their grubby hands on it all the time, not knowing the difference between a baguette and a spinach roll. They've got to be all germy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Freaky-Forester: Can't he catch his own dang pheasants!? Sheez.. I mean, he only takes hundreds of people everyday to help him. And he's gotta run outta laederhosen sooner or later..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I leave the rest up to you guys. Come up with some crazy ideas about them!

[r_q_h]

when the sandwich lady hits some one on the head, it hits there hair. The bagguets (or what ever there called) must be covered in nits and little pieces of hair, image eating that.....-100000 mil hp

[sozzy_guy]

yeah thats true....

 

 

 

i only got 1 peice of lderhosen..

 

 

 

the hat ftw!

[Rednik]

I only got a mime and frog mask and full zombie :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[xzx_codey_xzx]

Bob the cat: He must have level 99 mage with the amount of people he teleports and the amount he teleports himself.

[Tbfgraphx14]

The mime has never come to see me ever :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All the random events hang out in the maze all the time. That's my theory :wink:

[timmay929]

Frog Princess = Mono Magnet

[Pinkbullet3]

Lol, quite funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would think the Mysterious Old Man has arthritis in his back from all that bowing he does... :-k

[skeroh]

Lol, quite funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would think the Mysterious Old Man has arthritis in his back from all that bowing he does... :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but the mime would get mouth arthritis from not talking at all...

[aznmidget448]

The Drill Demon must have worked in an army in his past life. He's taking average citizens to train them :x

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Miles Giles and Niles are pretty dumb. They can't tell the difference between a sword and a fish! I'd like to see them fight some day. Accidentally picking up a fish :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mysterious Old Man must get tired of teleporting. He's been pretty much everywhere and I've actually seen three of him at once. Has he learned to clone himself?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Molly is really stupid. Her evil twin keeps escaping. Why not just send her to the varrock jail?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The security stronghold guy is starting to bother me. I've gotten 10 of the books for getting half a woodcutting level! He's killing the ecosystem! (not that I'm not by wcing...) Also, he has probably 99 defense. I hit him all day with my 73 atk and 77 str and hit him every three hits. Jeez, i want some of that armour.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The evil chicken must've gone to mage school. Level 62 magic (air wave) at level 19 (for those level 3s :P) is just crazy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One of the drops of the tree spirit is axes. Why would they carry axes if they're trying to stop people from cutting their own trees?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do ents like to boogy so much? they keep shaking even when I turn my music off \ \ \

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prison Pete must be really bad. He keeps going into jail and 100s of times a day, us runescapers have to break him out. Why doesn't Jagex just send him to a max security jail?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I feel really bad for the mime. All he ever does is perform in front of 3 people (rumored to be the gods).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's all I can think of, lol.

[Luke]

"Sandwhich" lady..not sammich

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or is it sandwich :S

[Luke]

double post.

[mememe513]

they carry axes that they found from dead guys(you)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

leo must be blind, i think he needs new glasses, but he finds a good worker(me)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the maze theory....i heard that the mime's stage has exit doors!A connection!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the randoms are rsc players!they found out how to tailor!i heard about thisor they're like santa...they're loaded

[Zaaps1]

The genie doesnt grant 3 wishes, the genie owes me like 100k wishes, hes using debit or something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So many runescapers have seen the strange plant, why is it strange anymore?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If so many guys have seen Freaky Forester, why is he still freaky?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If Rock Golems chuck rocks, where do the rocks come from? Are the rocks from the ground? Are they from himself? How does he even train ranged when he has to constantly attack other players?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At the end of the pinball event, the trolls say they get a break, but doesnt another player just come in right when you leave? ( Pic example! )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Mysterious Old Man obviously has 999999 runecrafting and like 999999 magic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The river troll can appear when your fishing at sea!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If Evil Bob doesnt want anyone escaping, why does he even have a portal?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Errr.....my minds doozing from all that think, time for a capnap!