Why can't you drink milk?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can build a house in a matter of minutes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Trees grow at supernatural speed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 second to cook things.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you are wood cutting..your legs don't move at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You cant pee or poo in Runescape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is no such thing as toilet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You stab someone in the head and it hits 0??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The body must rot at supernatural speed cos the bones appear instantly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To be born into Runescape and play for the first time, you have to been 13 +

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you attack barbarians inside the barbarian pubs using ranged..they don't have the common sence to go around the table or stool and hit you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can eat a shark in one second.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its suprising how a manta ray can swim so close to shore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are there really unlimited sharks swimming 1 cm in the water?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you get a casket from fishing..theres treasure inside like oyster shells with no pearls..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can make fish bowls but you can't get a fish to swim in it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can't swim in runescape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The mugger in varrok doesn't actually steal anything from you even if he kills you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have you seen the lvl 16 thieves in varrok actually steal something?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You dont have a face in Runescape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can't take off your clothes -.-

Lol. Nice. Some of those are pretty pathetic like how the barbarians don't have enough common sense to walk around the stool or table..lol.

Well you could come up with something strange for just about any aspect of Runescape.

Actually, you can get fish to put into your fishbowls.

If we actually tried to point out all the strange things about Runescape the bandwidth of the forums would overload and implode. :?

Remember Kids, Runescape is just a game.

 

 

 

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Dragons have wings but they can't actually fly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Every step you take when you run you lose one energy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

People say that your beautiful when you look exactly the same as every other person except your hair and gender -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bugs drop powerful weapons and items that are bigger then them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How many sets of armour and weapons did the Barrow Brothers have? It seems that you can kill all the Barrow brothers and get their armour infinity times!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you go mining...the rocks have explosives in them sometimes -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What does the crystal bow shoot? It clearly shoots out arrows but has no arrows!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

100k for white and black flowers? Whats the deal?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If the kalphite queen drops powerful wepons and armour..then how come she doesn't use them?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I dont get how a potion can improve how well you fish...Steroids (str pots make you go stronger) but what kind of pot makes you catch fish better?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is no nightime in Runescape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can only drink water from a cup -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is no rain in Runescape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you go on the edge of a valcano..you don't die of suffocation or heat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you step on a fire nothing happens.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Theres no socks in Runescape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monsters have feet. (well most of them) why don't they use them went we come around for our killing spree?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nobody speaks in Runescape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I opened the treasure chest from the pirates treasure quest and I found a dead body inside! :lol:

Remember, there is already a thread about this.

Remember, there is already a thread about this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Huh lemme check

Oh right there is,,, ok..I'm gonna make it fictional strange things about Runescape then.

You can swim, you do it during the RFD quest (Pirate Pete section).

I was fishing and I caught a noob who fell in the water. What a feast. Heals full health.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was woodcutting one day and I cut down the tree. It fell on me and I lost a total of 0 health.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You buy flowers for 5k-100k but you dont keep them in a vase -.- how come they don't wither and die?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The easiest way to finish the cooks assistant is steal all the ingredients you need from the kitchen and give it to him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To kill Elvarg..Wait for him to die of old age and stab his dead body and you've beaten him!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The easiest way to finish Black Knights fortress is drink up all the unfinished potion and then spew it into the plants.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why can't you craft gp out of gold bars?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can't make spoons or forks out of silver. Infact, there are no spoons of forks. How are you supposed to eat without being messy?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In Ernest the chicken quest..After you've turned earnest back into human..he doesnt even go out of the mansion..he just stays there -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You have to do the whole shield of arrav quest for 500 coins while you can earn double that by chopping a single mage log..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My friend started this slow way of making money. Make new accounts and keep transfering the free 25 gp to your main.

If you use a bucket of water with a fire you get the message: Nothing interesting happens :lol:

lol nice ty..that gives me the idea..if you know something strange i havent mentioned , please post it.

Camels can fly (Mirrorforced in his Quest Cape) :XD:

you can swim in runescape! What about when you fail the stepping stones and you start to drown? You swim back to the shore! And you get hit 5 for it :roll:

You can't wield an item without doing a certain quest or having the right skill lvl. Whats stopping you? An invisible force?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Theres a crystal bow with no ammo so...If Jagex made a Crystal sword..It world the the handheld part with no blade.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kalphite Queen is a bug..Dudes..Insect repellent..+Kalphite Queen =D chain instantly?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The barrow brothers are pretty gay. They're so mean and tough though their ghosts are pink..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was fishing once and I found a casket and there was a dead body inside..Suddenly the BlackArm gang appeared outta nowhere and threw it back in...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1gp per day=party hat 20 mill=20 mil days till a party hat! :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you go mining a roc golem appears...Obviously becuase ure stabbing a pick at his relatives :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its amazing you can catch 27 sharks in a matter of mintues.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The gnomes are short and also the dwarves...The gnomes are gentle..While the dwarves will break open your skull if you steal his beer...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's strange that when you finished the Sheep Plague thingy quest..you dont get disesased and die. Another thing is that the sheep are still there and they're not dying...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wtf is wrong with Iban? Pretty stupid to put your base inside an inpenetrable fortress...Neither can get in..or out..So how do you get your food and water?

A few are answerable.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You CAN swim, when you crash the trawler.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think of clothes as like the armour, for example the polar "top". You can take that off. I think the plain clothes that you are always in are like underclothes kind of.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Barbarians are dumb, no wonder they can't go round..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would you really like to see your guy going to the toilet? Maybe he holds it in until you log off, because he doesn't want to be embaressed?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe the house isn't build in a matter of minutes, would you really like to wait hours? Maybe the game just skips forward a few hours/days.

you can walk and always run for a certain amout of tume until you run more in agility

Some trees you can cut down and some you can't..why not?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can get fresh water for a fountain...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even though at the training place near Ardougue a man says its a training place..hitting dummies does not train you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Genie gives you a lamp..he doesn't come out of it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sandwich lady needs some anger management.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are hundreds of drunken dwarves that appear every second.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Barberians are the closest things that are related to the toilet..They go AAAaaaarrrghhhh!=constipation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Delrith the Demon, even though he is weak at the time you kill him..has 7 health...ebarassing for a lvl 27..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The easiest way to do goblin diplomacy is paint General Bentoze and wartface brown ^^

There is another thread, but it's dead, so it doesn't matter anymore. I know a good one though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can fish sharks without fighting them. I find that strange......

You can't wield an item without doing a certain quest or having the right skill lvl. Whats stopping you? An invisible force?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Theres a crystal bow with no ammo so...If Jagex made a Crystal sword..It world the the handheld part with no blade.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kalphite Queen is a bug..Dudes..Insect repellent..+Kalphite Queen =D chain instantly?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The barrow brothers are pretty gay. They're so mean and tough though their ghosts are pink..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was fishing once and I found a casket and there was a dead body inside..Suddenly the BlackArm gang appeared outta nowhere and threw it back in...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1gp per day=party hat 20 mill=20 mil days till a party hat! :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you go mining a roc golem appears...Obviously becuase ure stabbing a pick at his relatives :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its amazing you can catch 27 sharks in a matter of mintues.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The gnomes are short and also the dwarves...The gnomes are gentle..While the dwarves will break open your skull if you steal his beer...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's strange that when you finished the Sheep Plague thingy quest..you dont get disesased and die. Another thing is that the sheep are still there and they're not dying...

 

 

 

[what the heck] is wrong with Iban? Pretty stupid to put your base inside an inpenetrable fortress...Neither can get in..or out..So how do you get your food and water?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mournings end part 1, ftw :o

Guam Leaf + Fire = :P

 

 

 

Monkeys that can wield swords and that can knock out out.

 

 

 

There are so many more things.

zombie monkeys!

 

 

 

the ranging guild is only 40 range and over

Some trees you can cut down and some you can't..why not?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can get fresh water for a fountain...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even though at the training place near Ardougue a man says its a training place..hitting dummies does not train you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Genie gives you a lamp..he doesn't come out of it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sandwich lady needs some anger management.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are hundreds of drunken dwarves that appear every second.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Barberians are the closest things that are related to the toilet..They go AAAaaaarrrghhhh!=constipation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Delrith the Demon, even though he is weak at the time you kill him..has 7 health...ebarassing for a lvl 27..

 

 

 

The easiest way to do goblin diplomacy is paint General Bentoze and wartface brown ^^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can you say Pc Product? Also it's kind of strange that jellies drop boots yet have no legs.