February 7, 200719 yr Shotgun. I'd take the shotgun and the frying pan. Then I'd go play parkour with the zombies, and if any survived, BOOM! Headshot.
February 7, 200719 yr People people!As i said on the previous topic Zombies look for brains?Right? Just dress up as Paris Hilton. How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?501 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.Was signed,Kioh Twan
February 7, 200719 yr Zombies are coming! What would I do?: Weapons: From what I can realistically get my hands on in time: Katana, numerous daggers/knives, crowbar (always useful for opening doors and the like). Hopefully that would be enough to ensure I manage to reach the ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃânearbyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ gun shop. Defence: Motorcycle jackets / trousers. The jackets and trousers are made of leather or demin and are all Kevlar-reinforced. They are designed to protect you in the event of a high-speed crash and they are more than able to withstand several bites. Also thick yet flexible gloves, and hiking boots (or steel-capped for extra offence) Hiding Place: I will not be hiding. When it comes to zombies the rules are simple; you stay in one place, you die. Technique: Grab katana, daggers and crowbar, and a large bag, head off to gun shop. If anything undead moves near, slash/stab/smash head in with crowbar. Upon arrival at gun shop, open door with crowbar, smash cases etc, grab two pistols, SMG and a high powered rifle, holsters and silencers for the above, and as much ammo as possible to cram into the bag. Stay mobile, and alone, to avoid drawing as much attention as possible. Avoid conflict as much as possible, only shoot when no other choice. Theme Song/s: Let the Bodies Hit the Floor by Drowning Pool Are You Dead Yet? By Children of Bodom I Walked With A Zombie By Wednesday 13 (Song about zombies, by zombies) Children Of The Underworld by Deicide Better To Reign In Hell by Cradle Of Filth
February 7, 200719 yr ^ :D I'm barrade up the house and take myself up in the attic and take the ladders with me. No other way a humanoid could get to me. In there is a few useful weapons as well, such as long wooden poles and very heavy suitcases. If somehow zombies did get into the attic I could force my way down through the plaster boards into my room which would be sealed off at the door. From their I could escape out the window and steal a car. I would rather stay stationary though as moving increases your chance of meeting a zombie. If there was fast zombies I'd get a car as fast as possible after arming myself with a denim jacket, fencing mask and breaches, jeans, leather gloves and some thick boots. Then I'd drive up to Scotland and spend the week in a B & B. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!
February 7, 200719 yr I'd stay in the kitchen with the spoon and beat them down, if I became injured I'd just go into my fridge and eat some lobsters and shark. That would last me forever until they were all dead. "lobsters and shark!..............BRILLIANT!" Say what you mean and mean what you say because those that matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter.
February 7, 200719 yr If i was gonna kill some zombies, id own them in the face with my Planet Eclipse Ego paintball guns, and the apintballs would be filled with zombie eating acid (my invention :P ). "Try standing up to acid balls at 34 balls a second zombies! muhuhuhaha!" Say what you mean and mean what you say because those that matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter.
February 8, 200719 yr People people!As i said on the previous topic Zombies look for brains?Right? Just dress up as Paris Hilton. Someone already mentioned that joke in this thread and they were insulted because it is only funny the first time. Also zombies are attracted to living flesh not brains so dressing up as paris hilton would have no advantage. I'd read the Zombie Survival Guide...which i already have so im good there Read it myself. A good book and I agree with 99% of his recommendations.
February 8, 200719 yr People people!As i said on the previous topic Zombies look for brains?Right? Just dress up as Paris Hilton. Someone already mentioned that joke in this thread and they were insulted because it is only funny the first time. Also zombies are attracted to living flesh not brains so dressing up as paris hilton would have no advantage. I'd read the Zombie Survival Guide...which i already have so im good there Read it myself. A good book and I agree with 99% of his recommendations. Where's book, givme like anyone?
February 8, 200719 yr People people!As i said on the previous topic Zombies look for brains?Right? Just dress up as Paris Hilton. Someone already mentioned that joke in this thread and they were insulted because it is only funny the first time. Also zombies are attracted to living flesh not brains so dressing up as paris hilton would have no advantage. I'd read the Zombie Survival Guide...which i already have so im good there Read it myself. A good book and I agree with 99% of his recommendations. Where's book, givme like anyone? Go to your local B&N. It's by max brook. well today at 11:30 am 14 years ago i was born.. wo0t!!!At 11:30 you should start holding your head underwater wo0t!!!Stop acting such a moron.
February 8, 200719 yr Who stole my joke :evil: How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?501 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.Was signed,Kioh Twan
February 8, 200719 yr Who stole my joke :evil: If you'd bothered reading the whole topic, you'd know the answer to that question.
February 8, 200719 yr Abyssalwhip ay? I got to start putting copyright on my jokes.Took me 2 whole minutes to come up with that one. Hereby I declare The Paris Hilton joke as my own! \ How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?501 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.Was signed,Kioh Twan
February 8, 200719 yr Abyssalwhip ay? I got to start putting copyright on my jokes.Took me 2 whole minutes to come up with that one. Hereby I declare The Paris Hilton joke as my own! \ And i'll repeat what I said earlier, it's only funny once.. And as Militaris said "..zombies are attracted to living flesh not brains so dressing up as paris hilton would have no advantage."
February 8, 200719 yr Abyssalwhip ay? I got to start putting copyright on my jokes.Took me 2 whole minutes to come up with that one. Hereby I declare The Paris Hilton joke as my own! \ And i'll repeat what I said earlier, it's only funny once.. And as Militaris said "..zombies are attracted to living flesh not brains so dressing up as paris hilton would have no advantage." Depends on the kind of zombie,some zombies are particularly out for brains Zombies are regularly encountered in horror- and fantasy-themed fiction, films, television shows, video games, Halloween parties, and role-playing games. They are typically depicted as mindless, shambling, decaying corpses with a hunger for human flesh, and in some cases, human brains in particular How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?501 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.Was signed,Kioh Twan
February 8, 200719 yr Man, if they were outside my house, I'd kill my self. I live on the 5th story of an apartment block with only one entrance. I'd like to see myself get through that small entrance without getting mauled by zombies. Known formerly as Ameoba3000. Now known as Vigoss.
February 9, 200719 yr i would hide upstairs and throw heave stuff liek computers and monitors ( got a few of them ) down if a zombie came up :)
February 9, 200719 yr i'd do the sensible thing, barracade doors and windows, then get on as many layers of clothing as possible, but not so many that i can't run or walk, just enough so that if i get bitten/scratched it won't come through all the way, then put on a full face bike helmet, a scarf walking boots and my sisters kevlar gloves, once the zombies break in id walk into the garden and shout "bite this then!!!" get out my weapon (probably a spade or something) and kick some [wagon], oh yeah and before they broke in i'd have been picking them off with my dads air rifle Sig by me....
February 10, 200719 yr I have a sword hanging on my wall, maybe a broomstick I can use, but other than that no weapons. As for the car question, I'd take the car and run over the guy to put him out of his misery.YOU ARE GOD! lol what you said about the car made me laugh for a while... for some strange reason... [The Greatest Game Ever]
February 10, 200719 yr I would set up an emergency exit, and barracade the house, and I would use the shotgun, since I know how to use one. If i saw the man, I would get to him and take him back to my house, so he could use the sword/knives/other weapons. If possible, we could try to grab the car later if our house got breached and go to a family member's house or the man's family's house, running over zombies on the way. ~ W ~
February 11, 200719 yr Zero suit because its powerful (needed for zombie killing fire power) and leave the man and take the car because the man is infected by the zombie infection and will turn into one shortly :(
February 11, 200719 yr I'd hide in a corner and wait for..umm...let's say.... Tigra to come and save me, he seems like a pretty safe bet with his Tae Kwon Do. The Poison Fairy
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