PhaperPlane Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Okay, imagine this. Normal day and your in home watching T.V, suddenly, the T.V goes blank and shows up the news saying "NEWSFLASH: ZOMBIE OUTBREAK!". Before you know it, Zombies are on your door step. What do you do? There is no time to act, your in the Kitchen and you see a few items which can be used as weapons to defend yourself, they are: Shotgun (With 20 Shells) Frying Pan A wooden spoon A Rubber Duck A Pie Pull out your fully working Samus Suit. Use the Master Sword + Hyrule Shield Then, after bashing a few Zombies, you see a man who is about to be eaten and a free car, what do you do? Take the car and leave the man or help the man and leave the car? Discuss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompey_spud Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Why the hell would those objects be in your kitchen? Also, this thread was done a while back..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pro28 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 The spoon, definitely the spoon. Everyone knows that wooden spoons > zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Well they want brains... so dress up as paris hilton! Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falco513 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Well they want brains... so dress up as paris hilton! Was only funny the first time we all saw it in the other topic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viktorkrum77 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Well, Zombie's aren't real, so I'm not worried. Me doing staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonking Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Well, Zombie's aren't real, so I'm not worried. Though it isn't proven, didn't Jesus return from the grave? That would technically make him a zombie wouldn't it? ~^v^~Ex-Leader of the Divine Flames of Redemption~^v^~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Well, Zombie's aren't real, so I'm not worried. Though it isn't proven, didn't Jesus return from the grave? That would technically make him a zombie wouldn't it?Errr not lots of people even believe that Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 I have a sword hanging on my wall, maybe a broomstick I can use, but other than that no weapons. As for the car question, I'd take the car and run over the guy to put him out of his misery. My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonking Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Well, Zombie's aren't real, so I'm not worried. Though it isn't proven, didn't Jesus return from the grave? That would technically make him a zombie wouldn't it?Errr not lots of people even believe that I know, I don't quite believe it myself, thus why I said it isn't proven. ~^v^~Ex-Leader of the Divine Flames of Redemption~^v^~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Tbh, I'd probably reinact Shaun of the Dead. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaquierming Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Barrage and DDS. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falco513 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Barrage and DDS. There's always one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunker1991 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 The spoon and go Chuck Norris on their [wagon]. How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?501 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.Was signed,Kioh Twan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heart_of_ink Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Pull out your fully working Samus Suit. Use the Master Sword + Hyrule Shield Then, after bashing a few Zombies, you see a man who is about to be eaten and a free car, what do you do? Take the car and leave the man or help the man and leave the car? Discuss! Yeah, you'll totally turn into samus and kill dozens of zombies without flinching, because we all turn into video game characters in times of crisis. I would scream, and hide and, maybe if I got clearheaded enough in time, I would start acting like a zombie, so they don't attack me, much like in "The Mummy." There's no sig here. Move it along... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeloser22 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Pull out your fully working Samus Suit. Use the Master Sword + Hyrule Shield Then, after bashing a few Zombies, you see a man who is about to be eaten and a free car, what do you do? Take the car and leave the man or help the man and leave the car? Discuss! Yeah, you'll totally turn into samus and kill dozens of zombies without flinching, because we all turn into video game characters in times of crisis. I would scream, and hide and, maybe if I got clearheaded enough in time, I would start acting like a zombie, so they don't attack me, much like in "The Mummy." you mean you dont have a fully working Samus Suit in every room of your house? i would wear the samus suit for protection, and heat up the duck and shove it into the throat of a zombie so his throat burns, then take the shotgun + sword thingy and run away i would steal the care and drive away as fast as i could :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Well, I would grab a gun. I don't really have a lot of ammo lying around here, so I would break into the houses of my numerous redneck neighbors to achieve my ammo collecting goal. Then, I would shoot zombies. If the man you mentioned wasn't too far gone, I would help him out. Then, my mission would be to locate my loved ones and protect them or help them find a safe place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach312 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Anyone who has ever played Resident Evil knows what to do....just aim high and shoot your gun, very simple. Mugutu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Except that you'd have to be well into swipe range to get a headshot. I'd rather take my chances from a distance. My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wakka102 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 I'd stay in the kitchen with the spoon and beat them down, if I became injured I'd just go into my fridge and eat some lobsters and shark. That would last me forever until they were all dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigra00 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 I would wish for two very sharp swords and put my Tae Kwon Do to use. :P The popularity of any given religion today depends on the victories of the wars they fought in the past. - Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warri0r45 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Well, according to doom, a shotgun is great for killing zombies, and also according to doom, many of these zombies would be pakin' shotguns as well, so you could nick thier ammo, thus assuring you would never run dry (unless you're playing on the 'nightmare' difficulty level, they just don't stop coming!!). :anxious: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I would wish for two very sharp swords and put my Tae Kwon Do to use. :P4 years of taekwondo here =p but anyway other than my prev post i would take my 2 axes and mace in my garage to use Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender2516 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I would do what no one has ever suggested before. Climb up a tree... ~Defender~- If you love me, send me a PM. 8 - Love me2 - Hate me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Militaris Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 In that short amount of time there is really not much that can be done. Inside my house I can not think of any items which I could confidently dispatch a zombie with without becoming infected myself. I would make sure that all doors are locked before racing upstairs and climbing out onto the roof. From the roof of the house, I would sneak around hoping not to been seen and make it over to the garage. Once in the garage, I would get into my fathers truck start the engine and open the electric door, as it open I would pray that I could accelerate out fast enough and get away... Quite a high risk of failure but it is the best option in that scenario. I do not keep shotguns or swords in my kitchen... I would do what no one has ever suggested before. Climb up a tree... ~Defender~- That tactic has been suggested heaps, not in this thread but the previous one and other zombie discussions and books which I have read. A tree would only provide short term protection, if you are lucky you could survive a week before dehydration would force you down or worst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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