fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Instead of grabbing the stuff out of the kitchen, I'd go to my room. .12 Guage shotgun under my bed, 300+ shells, 9mm with 100+ rounds, Muzzle loader with maybe about 50+ shots, crossbow with like 30+ arrows, which happens to have a laser + scope, sword, machete, dagger, and throwing knives. I am well prepared. I'd probably save the man and get the 20,000 PP points, get to lvl 50, go to the mall, and meet up with Brad and everyone. [/jk] I'd probably save the man. Depends if he is bit by the time I got to him. Take the car and go have fun in the mall! I'd play video games, get free food, and... barricade myself in there. I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggy08755 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Tbh, I'd probably reinact Shaun of the Dead. 2 seconds :P Shotgun and get to a car. Drive down to the local gun shop and pull an Andy from the remade Dawn of the Dead. =) well today at 11:30 am 14 years ago i was born.. wo0t!!!At 11:30 you should start holding your head underwater wo0t!!!Stop acting such a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I'd use my Alchemy :-$ . Force the zombies out and build a 40ft high wall around my house. Then I'd get on the top of the wall (alchemize a ladder) and, through the connection between the wall and the ground, shove earth [bleep]es through each and every zombie. Then I'd just laugh at them. Who needs a spoon when I can just clap your hands? :-$ [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopingman Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Read the Zombie Survival Guide Metal fans, check out my band!Still the King.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelAssassin Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Tbh, I'd probably reinact Shaun of the Dead. 2 seconds :P Shotgun and get to a car. Drive down to the local gun shop and pull an Andy from the remade Dawn of the Dead. =) Andy is dead you fool, all that stupid dogs fault www.PETAkillsanimals.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearspudgod Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 to be honest i'd just let them take me, Im far to lazy to fight hundreds of zombies only to have them come back to life after i shoot them. http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/975/70961xn8.jpg[/img]Playing WoW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambassadar Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Get the butane gas tank out from under the gas grill. Lay it out in the yard in an area I think the Zombies would get crowded at trying to get me. Get on my roof and peek over the edge and shoot the gas tank with gun. BOOM!. Lot's of dead zombies for only one bullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortress2000 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Well, Zombie's aren't real, so I'm not worried. Though it isn't proven, didn't Jesus return from the grave? That would technically make him a zombie wouldn't it?Errr not lots of people even believe that Well, I guess you're just cancelling out about half of the Christian population? Writing in colour was fun while it lasted...The Tip.It. Furry! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctp080188 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I'd wake up? SHH HUT YUH MUH. DERKHED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizarthas460 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 use salt, zombies cant against salt :D : ultimate ham minigame guide!!!!ultimate WOM guide!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrington Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I'd host a Mensa seminar (zombies love brains), then nuke the site from orbit with a 100 megaton thermal nuclear weapon... then again, I tend to overdo it sometimes ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjrox32 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Barricade myself in my house with a Molotov Cocktail and an M1 garand to remake Night of the Living Dead. Run to the gun shop after ammo runs out, grab a 9mm and more shotgun ammo. Drive to an army bunker, grab a Jeep and a rocket launcher. BOOM! Or for a more fun way, grab a frying pan and katana, heat up the frying pan, grill a zombies face, then slice 'n' dice with the katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonimu Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 I'd go insane and violently attack them. If I survive, I'd start saying nonsense, go into shock, sink deeper into insanity... Losers...Are you blind or ignoring me on purpose?Even though I sometimes side with religious people in some debates, I no longer consider myself religious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonking Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Well, Zombie's aren't real, so I'm not worried. Though it isn't proven, didn't Jesus return from the grave? That would technically make him a zombie wouldn't it?Errr not lots of people even believe that Well, I guess you're just cancelling out about half of the Christian population? Don't take it so personally dude, thats how most fights get started on these boards, he just meant thatr not everyone believes in that. I was basically just joking around to begin with. ~^v^~Ex-Leader of the Divine Flames of Redemption~^v^~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigra00 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Fun fact: Zombies are almost certainly the WORST "monster" ever made. They're slow AND stupid. If you're caught and harmed by a zombie, you, by default, are even more slow and stupid. :P The popularity of any given religion today depends on the victories of the wars they fought in the past. - Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celt23 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 I'd prod it out of the house with a broom and get my shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Fun fact: Zombies are almost certainly the WORST "monster" ever made. They're slow AND stupid. If you're caught and harmed by a zombie, you, by default, are even more slow and stupid. :P :lol: That is true. However, I know many people who would most likely be caught by a zombie. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icingdeath Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Well, the nearest gun shop has a couple of M95 .50 caliber rifles...so I'd definately go there first. I really wouldn't call it an era. It was more of a definitive time period during which dinstinctive characteristics were expressed in similar ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melkolmr Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 I'd stay in the kitchen with the spoon and beat them down, if I became injured I'd just go into my fridge and eat some lobsters and shark. That would last me forever until they were all dead. OMG n00b safer!!!1 :lol: Fun fact: Zombies are almost certainly the WORST "monster" ever made. They're slow AND stupid. If you're caught and harmed by a zombie, you, by default, are even more slow and stupid. :P Yes, but my, are they plentiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Militaris Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Fun fact: Zombies are almost certainly the WORST "monster" ever made. They're slow AND stupid. If you're caught and harmed by a zombie, you, by default, are even more slow and stupid. :P They might be slow but they have endless endurance, no fear, and only direct trauma to the brain kills them. They are also 100% dedicated to seek out and attack living flesh. They have excellent hearing, smell and sight. Also only the slightest of wounds from one would almost certainly cause infection and the victim would wake as the living dead. Like already mentioned they also often occur in very large numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelAssassin Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 steal a car, get down town o Southampon docks, steal a boat, go here: nice and easy www.PETAkillsanimals.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawrencekill Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Fun fact: Zombies are almost certainly the WORST "monster" ever made. They're slow AND stupid. If you're caught and harmed by a zombie, you, by default, are even more slow and stupid. :P They might be slow but they have endless endurance, no fear, and only direct trauma to the brain kills them. They are also 100% dedicated to seek out and attack living flesh. They have excellent hearing, smell and sight. Also only the slightest of wounds from one would almost certainly cause infection and the victim would wake as the living dead. Like already mentioned they also often occur in very large numbers. Yeah, but first they'd have to infect a lot of slow+stupid humans first. Or just trap em/catch them off guard. On a more realistic note. I'd probably die. Hopefully I don't encounter zombies that can jump from rooftop to rooftop(I'd be killed within minutes). Best thing I can do is try to use my shotgun to create holes zombies can't get through at entrances. I'm of course, suspecting there are huge amount of zombies wandering around getting ready to pwn me. If there are, I won't be able to make it anywhere without running out of ammo/attracting so much attention that they mass me. And if I get into a car, mass of zombies will probably slow car down enough so they can get in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Militaris Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Yeah, but first they'd have to infect a lot of slow+stupid humans first. Or just trap em/catch them off guard. During the early stages quite a few people would be bitten trying to help or 'restrain' zombies. These infected people would then become reanimated spreading the disease around even more unsuspecting people. Also when people get scared they would mass around Hospitals and police stations. Both places would likely have large concentrations of infected people already present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutangFlu Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I'd call Bruce Campbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawrencekill Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Yeah, but first they'd have to infect a lot of slow+stupid humans first. Or just trap em/catch them off guard. During the early stages quite a few people would be bitten trying to help or 'restrain' zombies. These infected people would then become reanimated spreading the disease around even more unsuspecting people. Also when people get scared they would mass around Hospitals and police stations. Both places would likely have large concentrations of infected people already present. Ahh, good point. Helping people leads to infecting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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