Dragoonson-The Shlickest One~lonelydude17

Well earlier last...Friday I saw someone who had 99 everything,so I thought what does he have that I don't?Here's the list I made

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• 1.99 stats
   
  2.A life,whatever that is
   
  3.Most likely a blog

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So I made a blog...on Sunday.Well,what do I put here?

Likes:

Star Warz parodies,like the rap.

Myself

Phr33 st00f

Ghostly robes

Pirating,Arr!

Dislikes:

Star Trek

Myself

Beggars

Showing off Ghostly swords

Real pirates,but then again,The Black Pearl is ready for anything

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Banner

Outlook

List

Likes

Dislikes

Menu and st00f

Definition

My many personalities

The Blog itself(2007(Months,cycle begins at June(Dates,cycle begins at 10th(Blogs))))

Levels(4 stat pics)

Stats Status

Aliases

Goals

Games played besides RuneScape

Friends & Credits

Quotes(Various evil bearing quotes in other languages)

Links to Others(Always trying to expand this,so if you want me to link,say

so(hopefully you'll link to me too =P))

The Hide of the Legends of the Times of Old

Last segment(the place to get cookies!)

How this hide thing works:

[hide=Black is]The first one it's clicked on[/hide]

[hide=Dark red is]The second one clicked on,in "The Blog Itself",this would be the year selection[/hide]

[hide=Cyan is]The thrid,and probably last one you click on[/hide]

[hide=Default is]Basic text[/hide]

[hide=Others]In "The Last Segment",the colors are arranged in no good order,that's for fun[/hide][/hide]

That's about it -.-

Well,I've learnt something today.The definition of "Dragoon" is:

1-(military) horse soldier; cavalryman, that use horses for mobility, but fight dismounted.

2-A carrier of a dragon musket.

Thanks,Wiktionary

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This is where I...well it's kinda self-explainatory...give you a bio of my alter-egos(since their persona rubs off from me,you may even get to know me!)

RuneScape dudes

-Begin report-

Name:Dragoonson

Real Name:Thorsthorn Ralten

Nickname:Slather of the North Tron

Fremminik name:Thorlah Raltinson(Thorsthorn Ralten being the name he was born with,before the trails)

Race:Human,Fremminik

Subrace:None,though he has been bitten by vampires

Age:19 when he left home to train for his trails,23 as of now.

Allignment:Evil,under the liege(I believe that's the word) of Chaos

Worships:Zamorak

Personality:Vicious but strategises before an attack

Notable Notes:He has once trained with a great wizard whom many know as "Renal Thorn Troths",making him the second rellekan wizard,after Peer.

At age 3,he had strung a bow of ivory,and killed an invader with it before running out of energy.Through some experience with him,he may know some powerful necromancy.One of the three people who had not completed the trials when a war occured,he had fought better than any of the warriors.The three went on to train and still meet every month,all three are known quite well and are in several guilds...He has also met with some sick parody of Jack Sparrow and made one shlick low-rider ship known as Viking Parody with his Jolly Roger,description-Red backdrop,cutlass through a demon skull.

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-Begin Report-

Name:Guild Sane

Real Name:Trinal Roltahh

Nickname:n/a

Race:Human,unknown

Subrace:n/a

Age:33

Alignment:Neutral

Worships:Guthix

Notable Notes:Was legally insane from age 19 to 32.

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[hide=2007][hide=June][hide=10th]Did a Treasure trail for black legs and hatchet.Low alched[/hide]

[hide=11th]Did Eyes of Glouphrie,technically,I have achieved 46 construction.About to achieve 1200 total.48 Agility,41 Hunter,54 Mage,42 Runecrafting,49 Smith,46 Ranged+1201 Total[/hide]

[hide=12th]53 Crafting.Got a level one clue from a man.Yet to do as it involves Uri.Got a Drill Demon.2 jogs and 3 jumps for a camo top.[/hide]

[hide=13th]50 Mining!Avast!Cabin Fever be complete![/hide]

[hide=14th]Between a Rock completed,57 Mining and 51 Smithing.[/hide]

[hide=15th]Died.Lost some minor stuff,kept dragon dagger super,dragon longsword and glory(whew!)[/hide]

[hide=16th-19th]Believe it or not,I did nothing during this time,I was in the hospital with a colon that was flipped inside-out.Just had an operation on the 18th so I'm not playing runescape.Reason?I keep forgetting stuff,like the game we're discussing now.Or that Jem is f2p.[/hide]

[hide=20th-21th]41 herblore in all[/hide]

[hide=27th]44 construction[/hide]

[hide=28th]45 construction and a butler.Swapped from RSbandb to Draynor Net[/hide]

[hide=29th]I'm sure nothing will happen in the next 2 hours of my consiousness,and nothing while asleep[/hide]

[hide=30th]42 farming!Ala Jem's style(genie)[/hide][/hide]

[hide=July]

[hide=2nd]63Health and 65 Strength achieved![/hide]

[hide=5th]Yay,beat Fremminik Isles!20k exp to health,184 Quest points,54 crafting and 46 construction!Thanks,Hep for being there when I beat it =)...Of course you had no choice,have fun bow stringing...[/hide]

[hide=7th]Got some st00f from Matt's party,Granite Maul and a Sleeping cap,that is...[/hide]

[hide=9th]42 Hunter,another goal satisfied[/hide]

[hide=28th]61 Defence[/hide]

[hide=29th]64 Hitpoints,62 Defence[/hide]

[hide=30th]63 Defence,another 2 levels to King's Ransom,yay![/hide][/hide]

[hide=October]

[hide=9-ishth]64 Defence[/hide]

[hide=10th]65 Defence,65 Hitpoints,Completed King's Ransom[/hide]

[hide=20th]42 Herblore,47 Ranged.[/hide][/hide]

[hide=November]

[hide=13th]Completed land of Goblins,50 prayer,almost 43 farming,43 herblore and...agility 49(I guess)[/hide]

[hide=14th]43 Farming,finally!Family Crest complete,the first member quest I ever started!56 mage,43-48 hunter and 43 farming.My level mojo is back,baby.[/hide]

[hide=15th]Got 49 Hunter,entertained one of my friends training strength and got my charecter called "smexy" be a female classmate who happens to play =D[/hide]

[hide=16th]Ended Eadgar's ruse,45 herblore and 50 Agility!I can now do Legend's!!!(Which I will try,emphasize try)[/hide]

[hide=17th]60 Fishing,43 Slayer!Stocked up for Monkey Madness Chapter 2[/hide]

[hide=18th]Completed Monkey Madness(quoting my charecter,"finally") and got 65 strength,which is what I focused on.And hey,Shey was on the atoll(And Matt accompanied me throughout,how sweet!)Dragoonson now wields Tenathor/I Mahkota I's Dragon scimitar,a gift!66 Defence too,Tenathor will kill me =P...Rat Catchers complete![/hide]

[hide=19th]Drill Sergeant random.Sit,sit,jog,push,push.Got camo legs=)Completed Watchtower for 15,200 mage exp.66 Hitpoints now.[/hide]

[hide=20th]66 Attack!82 Combat,too.Completed Troll Romance.51,52 Agility!54 Thieving...that has nothing to do with my goals...[/hide]

[hide=21st]Completed Shades of Mort'ton,53-56 Agility...Regicide up to the point of needing a chemist[/hide]

[hide=22nd]Completed Regicide!It's like a bleedin' soap opera![/hide]

[hide=23rd]43 Runecrafting,1 more to Nature runes =)...Guild sane 27,28 woodcutting.Guild sane goals about to be posted.[/hide]

[hide=26th]44 Slayer,48,49,50 ranged.67 Strength,and 66 Woodcutting =P[/hide]

[hide=27th]67,68Woodcutting!New highest skill!69 Woodcutting now...57,58,59 Mage!(And a ton of cash,thanks to the Grand Exchange!)I also got red/black mystics,my item goal since slayer came out!Seriously.[/hide]

[hide=28th]70,71 Woodcutting,dude.60,61,62 Mage.Jog,jog,push-up,jog and star jumps to complete camo set!60 Cooking and done most of mage arena to look cool with my mystics[/hide]

[hide=29th]72,73 Woodcutting,61,62 Cooking!I did a Drill Demon (push,sit,sit,push,jump)for nothing!Nub Demon...63 Mage,haha![/hide]

[hide=30th]1M experience in Woodcutting!Hola!64 Magic...[/hide]

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[hide=December!]

[hide=1st]51 Ranged,51 Prayer.[/hide]

[hide=3rd]74 Woodcutting,47,48 Construction,44 Farming.[/hide]

[hide=7th]52 Ranged,61 Fishing[/hide]

[hide=12th]62 Fishing,64,65 Cooking[/hide]

[hide=13th]68 Strength,67 Hitpoints and 45 Slayer.Note how they can all be done at the same time?65 Magickz!1 more nub...[/hide]

[hide=14th]53 Ranged 52 Prayer...Anyone wanna buy 250 nats?>.<[/hide]

[hide=15th]D Skirt for 177k <3!!!50,51,52 Hunter.[/hide]

[hide=16th]75 Woodcutting and several failed attempts at rouge's den...[/hide]

[hide=17th]53 Hunter,and postive the event comes out tonight.Fingers crossed it doesn't suck.[/hide]

[hide=18th]Xmas rocks,and I got 67 Attack before I played it.[/hide]

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[hide=23rd]Got 1-10 Summoning,Obviously did the quest

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This is like goals,well I've listed those I don't priorotize,probably where I train works too

Overall~Lovely and over 1.3k-Dependant(Done!)

Attack~70-Experiments

Defence~70-Experiments

Strength~70-Experiments

Hitpoints~I don't know!!!-Every fight(No choice so...Done!)

Ranged~Erm,get 50-Pest Control(Done!)

Prayer~52-Ectofunctus/Zorge area(Done!)

Magic~66-Grand Exchange!!!

Woodcutting~80-Maples

Fletching~60-Yannile bank

Fishing~Swan Song-Catherby(Done!)

Firemaking~75-Dunno yet.I like the G.E. though.

Crafting~61-Cows

Smithing~55-Phasmatys Furnace/Varrock Anvil

Mining~60-Rawks of granite/Smithing essentials

Herblore~45-Juna(Done!)

Agility~56-Monkeys(Done!)

Thieving~56-Rouge's Den,most likely(Done!)

Slayer~45-Wherever(Big bag of Done!Lol...)

Farming~45-all over

Runecraft~44-Chaos Temple(Done!)

Hunter~60-Falconry(Sewhn...)

Construction~50-Home,duh

Summoing(yeah,its before the release)~99-Erm...JAGEX TELL ME PL0X

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[hide=Aliases]An alias is not a show :roll: .It is another name you are known as.These are what my friends call me(all games included.)

• Dragoonson-RuneScape main
   
  Noob(I do not accept this anymore)-Every game
   
  D-man(Censored on RuneScape)-Real life nickname
   
  DevilGod-KoL!!!
   
  Seth(Elemaster,my alter-ego)-Alter ego,what more can I say?
   
  Neutral Raistlin-DragonFable
   
  Guild Sane-RuneScape noob(I'd give you a stat sig,but his stats aren't ranked)
   
  Thorlah(Formerly)-Fremminik
   
  Raltin(Currently)-Fremminik
   
  

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[hide=Goals]

85 combat

1300 Overall-Achieved~16 December '07

Lunar Magicks

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[hide=Games That I Play,Rather Than RuneScape,Of Course]

Battleon(Yeah,I play this)

DragonFable(Hey,I spent money for this)

Age of Empires III:Asian Civilizations.Most awesome AoE yet![/hide]

[hide=Friends & Credits]1.)I Mahkota I a.k.a Tenathor~Hey,thanks for that phr33 st00f!And paying 10k for a mud rune :roll:

2.)ThruItAll~Thanx for da (previous) banner,nice and 1337

3.)Jemathonical~Named and pushed me to make the blog.Oh and delibrately sending wp jokes to him is fun :thumbsup:

4.)Me~For being an idiot and writing my name here.

5.)Den~For being a demon like me before I died and became a zombie/ghost

6.)TET Au~For keeping my sanity

7.)J00!~You read this blog thingy

8)Hep~I forgot the reason...

9)Dark Aura~Because he's entertainingly funny =P

10)Robo(Of Kaiy2 and Robo's Graphics)-Current banner!Shlickification![/hide]

[hide=Quotes]It's great to be evil.It's even greater when no-one understands you.Now I could come up with new "languages" I'd call Gibberish and Rubbish,but that's no fun.This is:

• Kalla jag Folkvandring~Swedish~Call me Exodus

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Good luck!

Have fun cutting those willows :shock:

Good luck!

 

 

 

Have fun cutting those willows :shock:

:shock: Is right!I haven't even started yet.Hell,I haven't even found my axe -.-

Good luck! I ought to get my construction up, to beat you.

You can buy construction...But you can't buy attack levels,like I'm training.Good luck! :thumbsup:

Post on my blog? :pray:

Have you seen my money goal? #-o

:lol:

Awesome blog....Funny :lol:

:shock: Today I realised that you are a Singaporean (I'm one too :P ), that's alot of goals, good luck.

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Awesome blog....Funny :lol:

Funny gene I have then.

Today I realised that you are a Singaporean (I'm one too ), that's alot of goals, good luck.

Thanks,what gave it away?=P

 

Today I realised that you are a Singaporean (I'm one too ), that's alot of goals, good luck.

 

 

 

Thanks,what gave it away?=P

Your location? :roll:

^Sarcasm plus sarcasm equals?

It was nice to bump into you ingame today. :) Good luck with your goals.

Yeah,I mean with Jem it's delibrate but hah,fancy that.

p.s~I'm going to be working on bs-ing for my friend.

^Sarcasm plus sarcasm equals?

Lol I am bad at detecting sarcasm.. #-o

I didn't want to bump this topic so I shall have a nice random statement here:Treus Dayth-not so fun =(

More news to bump this thread,err...Almost to Cabin Fever and Between a Rock

Cool blog, i really have to make one to :-k

^Gratz on making one then.

The Witch which stole the witch's which, hehe

Go Dragoonson! when I first met you, you were weaker then me! whats up with that??

^Goals ftw :twisted: .Nice message you sent.But I will have to wait till tomorrow to upload it.Cable is with my dad.(Yeah,used a camera,so the resolution will suck

What's a bump?This is.

What's a bump?This is.

So is this!!!

What's a bump?This is.

 

 

 

So is this!!!

This isn't...or was it?

:uhh: Thanks.Nothing happened today besides a death so...Not much lost,just some initiate,sharks 2 prayer potions,a mind helmet and that air staff I hate.Gonna sleep early for that event thing-a-majig

What to do while sick but to bump this?