Nenga

Banned for saying fail.

God, duh. : Do these philosophical questions really count as "smart"?

Teleport crystal(3)

Granted but you die the very second jagex uploads the game. I wish I had a pet rock named bob.

Granted but they tell everyone every single bad thing and blame it on you. Everyone believes them and kills you. I wish Goonstalf wouldn't spam the game forums as much.

That didn't corrupt my wish, I wished for that to happen. As for your wish: Granted but they rain down from the sky and explode on impact. I wish for my actual wish to be corrupted.

Since Chuck Norris is from the U.S.A. they have no debt, only pain. If god exists then why has no one seen a trace of him/her in 1000 years?

Granted but due to the new magical properties of pens they animate the moment you touch them and eat you alive starting with your nose. I wish pens really did do that.

190 \ die numbers die!

Banned for not sleeping.

red dye

Granted. Your school is now open 24 hours a day 7 days a week starting tomorrow at 3:00 A.M. One holiday is this monday, then you never get a break again. have fun. I wish there wasn't a topic about the game in this forum. I lose every time I enter the forum games.

Shadow sword

Granted you now own a pony! Your pony eats you alive for not giving in a carrot. I wish I was 18...

Fire bolt

What I wanna know is what do Easter implings steal. Jagex could always do something really hard for holiday events if they wanted to advertise. One that takes hours to complete. Like a mini temple of light, beam maze. I could so imagine that for Christmas. On that note: I hate Christmas events with a passion. 99% of runescape is filled with whiners. If they didn't include members skills then members would complain it's just boring and f2p would complain they don't see anything new.

Banned for being new.

didn't see "hand" on the effect. Fine lets try this move again: [hide=redo] (in def position) Three Two cards face down.[/hide]

Dr. Seuss kills you for copyright infringement. :shock: :ohnoes: :?

Granted. Instead it explodes killing your instantly. I wish it were may.

[hide=counter] (in def position) Three cards face down.[/hide]

Are you sure about that consensus? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_myth The romans documented the existence of a man who claimed to be the son of god. (Not in those exact words) Who knows if it's true though. I saw it on the history channel but I can't provide evidence to back up the claim.

Welcome to current day. Parents that don't know very much about the game and only play a small portion and then try to post educated posts and fail. Did anyone else notice that dragon was listed as a mine-able metal? I gonna have to start looking for where you can mine dragon then, because I missed it. F2P is full of people who are new to the game, and try to push the limits to what they can get away with online. So yes in f2p you will find examples of that. but a majority of the players don't have cybersex. As for health, well that's not the games fault, thats the child's fault. A child young enough to be persuaded by what they saw in a game shouldn't be playing it. Sure i'm not the ideal 6-pack guy, but I don't think eating a whole lot will make me live longer.

My next two guesses are Libra and Aries. If I'm right, say so, if not simply tell me as I feel at this part even if I succeed it will be partly of luck and not purely of knowledge. You're still wrong. You're supposed to tell me the right 1 now, as I failed. But if you still want some guesses then my next two are Cancer and Aquarius. I'm a leo.