D. V. Devnull

27163 :shades: <*taps fingers on a block of wood, watching for the next post*> <_< ~D. V. "Grr... I'm watching..." Devnull

Banned because I'm surprised you didn't toss in an image of a pancake as well. :twss: ~D. V. "Joking over an old display name..." Devnull

Banned because the "CountDown From 30K" game thread @ http://forum.tip.it/topic/313047-count-down-from-30k/page-142?do=findComment&comment=5459041 may have finally driven me insane... :ohnoes: ~D. V. "I hope I haven't totally lost my marbles." Devnull

Matt258, here's 27171, having to skip 27172 (and a palindrome I was trying to repair things before) because... 30000 - 2829 (Total posts to this thread @ Ezee's above) = 27171 [EDIT: Also, 2829 total posts = 2828 replies + 1 original post ... don't forget this!!!] ...and there isn't a "#0" post possible on this thread, which makes all pages start with something that's a multiple of 20, such that... 30000,29980,29960,29940,29920,29900,29880,29860,29840,29820, 29800,29780,29760,29740,29720,29700,29680,29660,29640,29620, 29600,29580,29560,29540,29520,29500,29480,29460,29440,29420, 29400,29380,29360,29340,29320,29300,29280,29260,29240,29220, 29200,29180,29160,29140,29120,29100,29080,29060,29040,29020, 29000,28980,28960,28940,28920,28900,28880,28860,28840,28820, 28800,28780,28760,28740,28720,28700,28680,28660,28640,28620, 28600,28580,28560,28540,28520,28500,28480,28460,28440,28420, 28400,28380,28360,28340,28320,28300,28280,28260,28240,28220, 28200,28180,28160,28140,28120,28100,28080,28060,28040,28020, 28000,27980,27960,27940,27920,27900,27880,27860,27840,27820, 27800,27780,27760,27740,27720,27700,27680,27660,27640,27620, 27600,27580,27560,27540,27520,27500,27480,27460,27440,27420, 27400,27380,27360,27340,27320,27300,27280,27260,27240,27220, 27200,27180,... ...to which 27180 should have been the start of THIS PAGE (page 142) due to having exactly 2820 posts ( = 141 pages * 20 posts per page) before it, followed by... ...27160,27140,27120,27100,27080,27060,27040,27020,27000,etc. ... ...and you should get the point by now, because we would have otherwise had to start at 30,001 or the 2nd post on this thread (reply #1) would have been 29,998 and everyone would really be one off from that. *facewall* :wall: ~Mr. D. V. "Posting a wall of text, loaded with logic, and getting a mathematical headache!" Devnull (p.s.: If anyone posts any number below without having 27170 present somewhere in the post, pwnage will be dished out, because I am ready to blow a mental gasket and go nuts now!)

Banned because the B.C. comic @ GoComics.com for Oct. 27, 2013 (http://www.gocomics.com/bc/2013/10/27) shows you how badly messed up things are when you're trying to do 4 or more holidays all at the same time. :uhh: ~Mr. D. V. "Looks goofy, huh?" Devnull

27182 I'll do it on Monday, I think. -.- ~D. V. "Later!" Devnull

Granted, but you encounter a bug that gets your account rolled back because you didn't know that 500 other people were using it to abuse the game, and you lose your 99 divination. :( Meanie ( :P )... At least I'm using my bank card from another galaxy, and somehow it works here. That and our bowls are styrofoam with plastic spoons, so at least you're not robbing the outdoor restaurant. :twss: Granted, but it ends up making the forums slow, as everyone leaves a ton of time between others' posts. In result, no games ever move fast, the forum gets boring, and everyone ultimately leaves, never to return. Congratulations, you just killed Tip.It Forums! :wall: I wish I could find a good :arrow: UserStyles.org skin for my activity throbber that didn't have any adverse effects on the rest of the browser's various functions. :-k ~D. V. "Dealing with the frustrations..." Devnull

Banned because it's not a matter of failing to handle negative comments. Double-banned because it's a matter of those people who follow that rule I mentioned making or not making those bad comments theirselves. Triple-banned because it's also not a matter of us making those negative comments, although it definitely helps us to keep it civil and point out anything bad in a constructive manner, instead of just dropping an "I don't like that."-kind of statement without anything useful and walking off. :geek: ~D. V. "I hate to deflate the air in your mental tires, but..." Devnull

Granted, but before you can eat a bite, the police all come by for a snack and eat it all up. :twss: <*looks at the link*> ... Nope, wrong anime. No offense intended, but that's a relief that you don't know. ;) Sorry, I try not to make assumptions about gender, unless it's directly displayed on the left-hand side in the mini-profile. Again, no offense intended. :( Well, in that case, I'll have to make a ridiculous wish for the both of us. :twisted: I wish that Erika and I both had a really tasty, non-poisoned, doesn't-look-like-junk, nicely-sized ice cream sundae in a nicely-sized bowl with a usable-sized spoon to eat the ice cream, and that there is one of those in each of our pairs of hands, as well as that nobody steals them from us before we get to eat them. :thumbsup: ~Mr. D. V. "And here's me with a catch-up drive-by wishing!" Devnull (p.s.: I do know how to work around ninja attempts!)

I'll have to do some more math with these numbers soon, or feel 27184 kegs of shame over not doing so. :P ~D. V. "Having a laugh at my own expense..." Devnull

Banned because you give me the impression that you might not have considered the "If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything at all." 'Rule Of Thumb' that some use when they're on the internet. :-k ~D. V. "Confused at your statement..." Devnull

Granted, but now the entire human race finds theirselves having to bake food before it will become reasonably edible, and only a select group of humans can actually stand being near baking ovens most of the time. This results in a massive food shortage where many people end up dying from lack of food, and wars start because countries are trying to get their hands on as many people who can bake safely as they possibly can. In the end, there is a mere micro-fraction of people left on the planet, most of which can bake safely, but many of the human race's necessary genetic evolutions have been lost in the pool of dead people. Aliens finally come along, but humanity hasn't evolved far enough to deal with them, and the human race gets destroyed in a planet-wide war started by the aliens' disgust of the human species' condition. Goodbye, cruel world. :ph34r: I wish I knew why I have this feeling like @Erika may know of something I've been watching? Just check out the hide tags in their (I'd say he or she, but they don't show their gender!) post up there, which I'll re-quote here (as well as strip most of the color formatting, and eliminate two hide levels) for reference... :? ~Mr. D. V. "Apparently, I'm on 'creepy overload' right now..." Devnull

Banned because I'm now curious what browser (and version) you're running... At least I'm able to open that hide tag. :-k ~D. V. "It shouldn't be broke for you." Devnull

*facedesk* ... I think I made you forget there isn't a "Post Zero", and that this thread is supposed to have its' victor decided with the first post on page 1501... -.- 27186 ~D. V. "Repairing the count again..." Devnull

Granted, but you end up with so many spare wishes that you have tons of female Genies/Djinns glomming onto you, fighting over who should be nearest you, and all wanting you to make wishes. Unfortunately, they're all married, and you've totally ended up with no idea what to wish for anymore because of all the overkill prompting that occurs every so often. This results in their now extremely jealous husbands all showing up, pummelling you into the dirt because they all want their wives back, and making you wish that you had never tried this wish in the first place. In turn, that causes everything that happened since you made that wish to be undone, including your own memory of making that wish. However, you're left with this sickening feeling that you should never try to make that wish, but you don't know that it would be happening again. :wacko: I wish we would all quit leaving each other feeling sick to our stomachs over various wishes. :-X ~D. V. "Short on creativity while making a wish..." Devnull

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Banned because the wish corruption complexity just got a whole hell of a lot worse. :twisted: ~D. V. "Go look, I ain't kidding!" Devnull

Granted, but it's a whole lot worse, like 56Kbps internet. :twisted: I wish both DRM and the DMCA would die a horrible death, and that absolutely nothing ever takes their places. :ugeek: ~D. V. "Enjoying the emotes..." Devnull

<*bonks Blaze gently with a Toon Mallet*> ... You're 2000 off. :? Gandalf & Matt, sorry about the goofy situation back up the page. Current count is now... 27192 :anxious: ~D. V. "Not just one oops, but two!" Devnull

27198 [EDIT NOTE: Forum.Tip.It went down while I was trying to post, verified during that period by 'isup.me'... Double-post by lag resulted, and I only just got to fix this mess!] ~D. V. "Why the hell did this happen to me?" Devnull

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What, I can't show people something I think is awesome? I'm reasonably sure there's at least a few other people who enjoy Melodic Dubstep in these forums, and my pick is for them and anyone else that wants to try some interesting music out. -.- 27203 ~D. V. "Sleepy enough to hit the floor right now...[THUD]..." Devnull

3*3*3023 = 27207 4th one, line 44... :wall: ~D. V. "Argh." Devnull

~D. V. "Lost in the dubstep flow..." Devnull