D. V. Devnull

Banned because we likely already have that. :? ~D. V. "Already been done?" Devnull

Okay, but she instead commits suicide. :wall: I wish this day hadn't gone by so fast... I could have used slower progression of the time. :-| ~D. V. "Feeling behind the 8-ball..." Devnull (p.s.: I was just using the first thing that came to mind to corrupt that wish... Please don't take offense, as I didn't intend any!)

You land up with George Lucas realizing you're from the future. Thankfully, I arrive in time to pull you out of there before he can torture you for information of what's to come. Unfortunately, this means wherever I'm heading next, we're both going that way... :oops: <*punches in "2012-11-16, 4:27 PM, GMT -8" on his time machine's console*> So we're going to stop back at home time to let you get your personal Time Machine Recall Device. You did lock the doors on your time machine before you took off last, right? :? <*drops you off, and punches in 2395-01-23*> ~D. V. "Time for me to check out what would be my 408th IRL Birthday..." Devnull (p.s.: I've forgotten how old my online virtual self is supposed to be, because he's gotten way too old...)

Banned because it would have been better to tell the KGB, CIA, and FBI ... ? :huh: ~D. V. "No reason to let it be a mob war, right?" Devnull

You're fired from the Guessing Club for failing to have a guess at all. :lol: ~D. V. "I hope it hits 1k as well." Devnull

LOL, k... :) 29675 ~D. V. "Knowing that feeling..." Devnull

Fired from the Military as well for forgetting to clean the camera lenses, install the shields, and provide weaponry. The drones got shot down and couldn't defend themselves! :angry: ~D. V. "Do you really think we can dodge all the time?" Devnull

Correct Count -- 29678 Blaze, seeing as you likely got sniped, I'm overlooking the error. :shades: ~D. V. "Cool-Headed, atm..." Devnull

Granted, but unfortunately, you're banned from watching any part of that series. #-o I wish I knew why no one is helping BlazeTMF and I with reviving the "The Time Machine" forum game. :huh: ~D. V. "Wondering if that thread is just another 'pipe dream' of some kind..." Devnull

You're fired from the same firing company for not firing enough people. :twss: ~D. V. "Flippant, ain't I?" Devnull (p.s.: My hand-sign this time is a double-entendre...)

Have you read http://tip.it/runescape/?times=923 by any chance? I think it might -- albeit that it's a fictitious article -- explain why you're having trouble enjoying this stuff. :huh: ~D. V. "At least, that's my take on it." Devnull

Banned because I haven't looked at my morning comics list yet... Pardon me while I go do that. :blink: ~D. V. "Eh... Whoops..." Devnull

29682 ~D. V. "Glad to see another new counter." Devnull

Banned because I would be the president of such a land... How can I not appreciate my own posting? :P ~D. V. "That line of thought would be too paradoxical." Devnull (p.s.: Did I, by chance, snipe you or something?)

Bill Clinton and/or Bill Gates (Don't ask why... These two just came to mind...) <_< Pizza with Beef and/or Chicken on it, and NOT pepperoni and/or other pork things. :shades: ~D. V. "Yeah, I've probably got food on the brain right now." Devnull

29685 ~D. V. "..." Devnull

Nope. :evil: ! :rolleyes: ~D. V. "Almost betting this post won't fully render..." Devnull (p.s.: And it didn't... you'll need to hit the quote button to see who I picked.)

Nope. :thumbdown: @Leik :mrgreen: ~D. V. "Just feeling green..." Devnull

And did you remove the stingers as well? :geek: Banned for not talking about that already! :shame: ~D. V. "...deciding to nitpick..." Devnull

Banned because I've never heard of a poisonless scorpion. :notalk: ~D. V. "Never heard of such a thing." Devnull

Granted, but then they eat you because it cost them so much energy to change forms. :sad: I wish that people driving vehicles never caused accidents ever again, so that the police could handle other things. :D ~D. V. "...such as fireworks where those are illegal..." Devnull

Awww crap! Banned because you'll die from poisoning now! :( ~D. V. "Talk about bad luck on the draw..." Devnull

Nah. :P @Sangrina? :wacko: ~D. V. "Let's give it a few hours and see if she shows up..." Devnull