Everything posted by D. V. Devnull
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Car Analogy for PC Repair
Link for that comic above :arrow: "Tech Support Cheat Sheet" -- http://m.xkcd.com/627/ BTW, all, I know the feeling as well. There are just those problems that can't be fixed remotely. :( ~D. V. "Yet another frustrated person..." Devnull
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The "You're Fired" Game (Over 1K fired)
You're fired from the same circus for feeding morphine to the giraffes! :P ~D. V. "Knocked-out long-necks, much?" Devnull
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned because the thread pointed to by this link left me with a sick feeling in my stomach... :-X ~D. V. "Too homicidal for my tastes!" Devnull
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Check this guy out
<*looks at video*> Yuck... Way beyond too dark for my tastes... No freaking wonder that they don't have many views... You'd have to be a homicidal maniac to like it! :-X <*walks off*> ~D. V. "Now feeling +50% more sick to the stomach!" Devnull
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned for bringing a knife to a knife fight where I brought a gravity gun. I can use everyone else's knives against them, but all you have is that measly knife. :P ~D. V. "And the turnaround is a [bleep] for everyone but me." Devnull
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, but it results in your getting thrown in jail because you did something that caused you to not like yourself. :P (See what I did there?) :sad: ~D. V. "Miserable stuff, eh?" Devnull
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned because you started floating up and away involuntarily from the floor for a moment. :P ~D. V. "Gravity reversals suck..." Devnull
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May-11-2012 - The Evolution of Combat
I hope they finally repair the F2P Combat Triangle with this. It's too far beyond overdue, especially since Magic lacks things like climb-by-level attack speeds, damage improvement, etc. ... That, and it really sucks to get melee'd to death in F2P as a mage because your place in the Combat Triangle seems to be intentionally devalued. :| On other notes, maybe we'll finally get to see first-person views and/or some direct keyboard-based movement becoming part of the game? Possibly even manual configuration of hotkeys for those who could use it, seeing as not everyone can really use parts of the current config? :huh: ~Mr. D. V. "So many unknown variables..." Devnull
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Bonfires
Got some info from a friend. Apparently you can regain the title if you clear it, even if you are F2P! So, +1 more to Jagex in the "What's Awesome" category! :thumbsup: ~Mr. D. V. "This is sweet!" Devnull
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned because I'm invincible, and then some. Lokie can't get me back. :P ~D. V. "LOL!" Devnull
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On Developer Console
Knowing my luck, you're in OpenGL or Software modes. Those two modes have to render a bit of stuff outside of the main RuneScape processing. Honestly, I've never seen that number exceed 128 MB, so there's really no need to worry. ;) This part is something I can't help you with. I'll request a move of this thread to Tech&Comp for you. Also, you might want to file a bug report on the RuneScape Bug Report WebSite. :geek: ~D. V. "Technical Triage... fun..." Devnull
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Hi
sahara222, Welcome to the Rune Tips (aka Tip.It) Community and our awesome Forums. Please enjoy your stay, and beware the lunatics! :thumbsup: Who knows? You might have just been greeted by one! :P BTW, I haven't heard of any addition support meetings, so I don't know what Kaida23 is talking about. :wacko: ~D. V. "Am I a lunatic? You decide." Devnull
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned because... <*watches Lokie get hit by lightning*> ...of that. :lol: ~D. V. "Slapstick Comedy, the ol' fallback!" Devnull
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Bonfires
@ ^ -- Cool. :) @ All -- As for the overall state of this update, I would say it is the one pretty much perfect update of this month. Server Pings have returned, the RuneSpan is causing less crashes, and that HP Boost from Bonfires is rather impressive, right along with the exp boosts! I'm not going to get mad at Jagex failing to provide a model for actual bonfires, simply because of all this positivity. No reason to look a good gift horse in the mouth, ya know what I mean? And anyway, I figure Jagex might eventually try to carry out this one missed aspect, so there's nothing to worry over! :thumbsup: ~Mr. D. V. "Finally, the one update I can't get mad at this year..." Devnull
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
EDIT: Banned for forcing me to have to edit my post, even though I checked post preview and saw nothing from you! :angry: ~D. V. "Why for you mess me up?!?!?" Devnull [spoiler=Intended for 'Assume Nothing'... Click to view...]Banned for being picky about locations when you're not that picky yourself, and therefore being a hypocrite. :P ~D. V. "Nailing for the inverse..." Devnull (p.s.: Julie, I'm still waiting to hear your opinion on the last ban I nailed you with!)
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned because it was you replying, instead of Julie. :( I honestly joke, but... DAMN YOU!!! :angry: ~D. V. "I guess I should have seen it coming..." Devnull
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, but it causes severe slowing and general lack of interest in this thread. This results in a severe lack of wishes to corrupt, which ultimately kills this thread and results in some very disgruntled people. :( I wish that I could use my farts as a fully-controllable, normally non-flammable jump-jet, such that I could jump multiple times higher than normal, as well as cushion falls from high places and prevent damage to myself. :P ~D. V. "I know... I would have to be a real gas bag, huh?" Devnull
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned because you should have imagined your female self pulling out the electric shaver and shearing all the hair off of their male chest, thereby giving you the clean-chested images that you prefer!!! :twss: ~D. V. "Pulling out the special emotes for crazy stuff like this..." Devnull (p.s.: I really hope Julie/Jaffy1 is the one to reply to this thread next... I would love to hear her take on this!)
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Bonfires
Just an awkward question for all of you... If you decide to clear the title given by the cape for any reason, but then want it back later and you're F2P, can you get it back? I would hate, being the 100% Pure F2P that I am, to clear a nice title like this and find that I can't get it back! :ohnoes: ~Mr. D. V. "Sitting on a pile of worry..." Devnull
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned for not having an avatar that even settles with your senses. :P ~D. V. "From one extreme to another..." Devnull
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The "First Thing That Comes To Mind" Game!
POKÉ-HATE!!! :angry: Agent Texas :D ~D. V. "And off on a reverse tangent..." Devnull
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned because this post comes to you after being accidentally out cold. :P ~D. V. "ZZZzzzzz..... post4you..." Devnull
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03/05/12 - System Update - FPS Fix!
Hey, folks... Are any of you unable to ping since this last update? I think Jagex blew it again. -.- ~D. V. "And just when I thought this update was perfect..." Devnull
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Since you're going to be like that... Banned for being 9 hours ahead of me. :shame: ~D. V. "I know. Time zones suck!" Devnull
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5+ Years Absent and I May of Caved In...
From an F2P perspective, it sounds suicidal. Be careful out there. :ohnoes: ~D. V. "Never been one to run through a PK'er zone..." Devnull