D. V. Devnull

Granted, but you're unlucky enough to find out that you're allergic to the drink. So you're stuck with a drink that you can never drink without having severe issues. :( Now, this one wishes that their body in real life could fully repair itself, and has no issues/problems/etc. with doing so, even when instantly doing a full repair. This lack of issues/problems/etc. happens to include a lack of anyone else trying to attack/kidnap/etc. this one over the matter, just to name one item among the infinite list of things. :-k ~D. V. "So many things to wish for..." Devnull (p.s.: This post has no bearing towards this one's forum-self, as that body is a different body from this one's real-life-self's body.) [Edit by post author due to a slight-but-annoying typing mistake.]

This one SUPPORTs all of your ideas, except the thing about "Allow members from other clans to post on a clans' official RS forumpage." because that one seems open for abuse of some kind. :-k ~D. V. "Consider this one on-board for all but that one item..." Devnull

Banned because this one shares your sentiments about the matter all too well. :huh: ~D. V. "This one knows the feeling." Devnull

Hi, Greg1... You may find that Tip.It's Unofficial 'Official' HYT Clan, built by Tip.It's own community of RuneScape Players, is just what you're looking for. We're primarily social players, and very skiller-oriented, with at least some of our P2P'ers trying to keep the Clan Citadel from being a total shambles. Feel free to get in-touch with us via our "HYT" Clan Chat channel, as it is open to guests. Virtually anyone who's online can give you an invite, so it's extremely easy to join us. :thumbsup: ~D. V. "Perhaps the Tip.It Community's HYT Clan is an option for you?" Devnull

To add to what has been said above, Residua... If you reset your ring before you have all of your floors checked off, it will lessen the prestige xp boost marker that you will get after doing dungeons. In turn, that drop will harm all of your per-dungeon xp gains. So, NEVER reset your ring before having all the floors done that you have access to. :!: ~D. V. "Get all the floors, and the full prestige, or there will be a big backfire in your face." Devnull

You're fired from The Club Of Understanding, because you left this one very puzzled. :-k ~D. V. "Article links are your friend..." Devnull

Banned for not helping them shave it... This one seriously thinks that women can shave guys better than they can shave themselves. :P ~D. V. "Works better to not be the person getting shaved... Maybe?" Devnull

Granted, but it took you 6 hours to build a time machine, and therefore you had to travel back 7 hours in time to reach your intended destination. :P I wish Alg had not just thought of BlazeTMF dying... :( ~D. V. "This isn't H.W.Z.P.A.Y.D.!!!" Devnull

Only because Ms. (or is it "Mrs."?) Tripsis has a massive Skittles addiction/fetish... This one's still trying to figure out how she'd combine that with certain other things. :-? Anywho, hi there! You'll find this one lurking around Forum Games, and even playing a few. Maybe they will see you there? :) ~D. V. "The Insane Tip.It Forum Nut..." Devnull

Banned because they wouldn't stand a chance against this one. :shame: <*DVD holds up their hand and makes a snapping sound with their fingers. Luffy is suddenly found frozen in time. DVD then pulls out a sword, chops Luffy through about 600 different ways, puts away the sword, and unfreezes time. Luffy is instantaneously killed by their body splattering apart in no less than 2000 different bloody chunks.*> And that's why. They're not a god, just a previously stretchy individual that's now a bloody mess on the ground. :ugeek: ~D. V. "They're Pwnt!" Devnull

You're fired from The Club Of Sadistics for sending way too much unluckiness after a person who can't be harmed. Sorry, but all those things and such aren't leaving a scratch on this one. :ugeek: ~D. V. "Oh, how to laugh at/with thee... Let this one count the ways..." Devnull

Banned for starting a "chain 'what?'-fest"... This one disapproves. :notalk: ~D. V. "Hmph..." Devnull

Granted, but it makes you 15x less sadistic, which is very good for anyone who feels the same way as this one about your recent sadistic streaks. :ugeek: BTW, this one wishes they had an extra 3 hours of time right now. Imagine the fun they would bring with them. :twisted: ~D. V. "Heh heh heh..." Devnull

Banned for being overly verbose. :P To heck wit you! This one's personal shield stays! :twisted: <*whacks Alg with a hammer, then sits on a nearby couch, totally not able to be attacked*> ~D. V. "HMPH!" Devnull

Granted, but she's made of sticks and not actually alive. :( This one wishes that their Mozilla FireFox Browser didn't have problems due to mistakes by the program's developers. Not being able to use the mousewheel properly on Steel Sentinels anymore is a pain in the [bleep]... :wall: ~D. V. "So depressing..." Devnull

You're fired from The Sadistic Factory for causing too many threads to stall out. :shame: ~D. V. "Less stalls, please!" Devnull

Death by scorpion sting, should you walk anywhere near. :ohnoes: And next, you get... "A wish for people to not stall threads." -.- ~D. V. "Seriously feeling depressed by this..." Devnull

Banned because you can't handle this one's self-prevention of personal harm by others. :P ~D. V. "This is why this one wasn't found in the Falador Tavern." Devnull

Banned because that makes this one laugh. :lol: Also banned because this one has grabbed the end of the page again. :P ~D. V. "You may groan now..." Devnull (p.s.: The Shaving Cream and Lit Match would both get transformed and absorbed as boosting energy by this one's personal shield anyway...)

Banned because someone saw another speed trap on the way over... :P ~D. V. "How do you like your ridiculous?" Devnull

Banned because you think "Jun. 30, 2006" is still "classic" ... This one's probably part of the second generation, not the first. :P ~D. V. "Want to go find some of the 'true classic' players?" Devnull

Banned because this one's wishing for things they can't mention on these forums. :P ~D. V. "Really, this one can't say!" Devnull

VonMedo, it is also possible you've been put on the end of a really long list of people selling the item. Due to how the Grand Exchange operates in terms of searching, and silently matching buyers with sellers, you'll have to wait a while for your sale to succeed. So be patient when you're selling something again, alright? ;) ~D. V. "Sometimes, you gotta wait a long time." Devnull

Banned because this one got the end of the page, again. :P ~D. V. "Don't make this one double-post to start the next page..." Devnull

Banned because this one's personal shield provides 360-degree, all-axis coverage. :shame: ~D. V. "Nothing was forgotten." Devnull