D. V. Devnull

You're both banned because I was never there. :twss: ~D. V. "How funny that you thought I was..." Devnull

Banned because my name is still self-evident. Just remove the periods from my display name on this forum, duh! :P ~D. V. "It's so damnably obvious!" Devnull

Banned because you're not the only one preferring purple... Just come in-game on RuneScape, preferably sometime when I'm actually online... Albeit, I'm hard to find normally. :shades: ~D. V. "You'll see what I mean." Devnull

Banned because you should have been teaching him how to enjoy existing without thieving. :twss: ~D. V. "Why not show him the alternatives?" Devnull

Banned for having a laugh at my expense. :shame: ~D. V. "Not nice..." Devnull

Banned because they at least quoted the same user as who they were banning. :P ~D. V. "Stick that one in a fire and smoke it!" Devnull [Edit Note from Author: Damnit, Blaze! This was meant for Naive!]

@ Alg -- Banned because guys are a lot less stupid with women around. ;) @ Naive -- Banned because the world spun away and left you behind. :P ~D. V. "Madness shall find us!" Devnull

Hi there. You have provided less than reasonable info for us to use to help you. We also need the following: - Graphics Card (e.g.: Vendor, Model, etc.) - OS (e.g.: Windows, Linux, Mac, etc.) Optionally, you might also provide the following: - Browser (IE, FireFox, Opera, Safari, Chrome, etc.) - Java Info (Vendor, Version, etc.) - Anything else you think might help... Put simply, help us to help you by providing sufficient information! We'll all look forward to it! :geek: ~D. V. "We need info, unless you want half-[bleep]ed thoughts!" Devnull

Banned because I meant only that she was gone from this thread, not all of Tip.It Forums! :angry: ~D. V. "Don't confuse things like that!" Devnull

Banned because I miss Julie (Jaffy1) as well, right along with Star and Ieyfura. This place is missing something without them. :( ~D. V. "We gotta get them back in here..." Devnull

You're banned because there are not enough females posting to this thread. :P ~D. V. "Now, go fetch some!" Devnull

Granted, but you end up sucking at telling the truth. :P I wish people wouldn't disrupt me when I'm trying new things to such an extent that I have no choice but to let them go. <_< ~D. V. "Damn recent problems..." Devnull (p.s.: Yeah, IRL issues are affecting my posting now... Go figure......)

You're banned for falling into a pit full of eggs. :P ~D. V. "The yolk is on you!" Devnull (p.s.: If I remember right, cats hate falling into liquids... I think I just nailed you twice over.)

You're fired from 'Fast Threads, Inc.' because this forum thread dropped to a dead halt for over 16 days. :boohoo: ~D. V. "Trying to not overdo the number crunching..." Devnull

Granted, someone comes by and knocks some more ideas into you. :P I wish batteries ran out of power far less often. :geek: ~D. V. "So many general issues..." Devnull

Who... me? :twss: 'DV' ~D. V. "And that next one ain't me..." Devnull

You're banned for falling off a cliff. :P ~D. V. "Downward, much?" Devnull

Banned because all I did was check a clock, and there was no opportunity-taking involved. :P ~D. V. "Bad guess... lol" Devnull

Granted, but it's an adventure where you land up almost dying in order to save everyone else. It makes you never want to get into something that's going to involve that much trouble again. ;) Now, I wish someone other than me would go revive the "First Thing That Comes To Mind" game on this forum. I really don't want to have to post after that other guy in order to wake it up. :( ~D. V. "Having a bad day, big time..." Devnull

Banned because there hasn't been a post in over 29 hours, 29 minutes. :P ~D. V. "Temporal laugh?" Devnull

You're banned because there's more than just you that's hungry. :P ~D. V. "Where's da grub?" Devnull

You're banned for sitting on a bench. :P ~D. V. "And the silly strikes again!" Devnull

Granted, you get phased into another dimension where you can't interact with anything from this dimension, but you can see all of it for the rest of your unlucky life. Sucks, doesn't it? <_< Now, I wish that my cell phone lost calls far less of the time than it does now. :wall: ~D. V. "From one bad day to another..." Devnull

Banned for forgetting to provide a pronunciation guide... Some of us don't know the difference in sound between a 'i' and a 'ï', honestly. -.- ~D. V. "Will anyone ever get that point?" Devnull