D. V. Devnull

Banned because even if Hitler is/was evil, I'm not. I'm surprised you didn't end up liking the ban I fired, given your sadistic tendencies and all... :P ~D. V. "Major difference there..." Devnull

tieszen, just a quick question... What OS are you using? :huh: ~D. V. "It will really help to answer this!" Devnull

June 2nd here already in my time zone, folks. I'm unluckily a day behind due to IRL issues, so it looks like I'm trying to play 'catch up' again, just like the last time. :wall: ~D. V. "Trapped behind the ol' 8-ball..." Devnull

Granted, but Narcissus comes along as a Greek deity and kills you dead in order to regain the throne of 'most sexy'... Sounds like a seat you shouldn't have stolen. :-? I wish that no one (including myself) had to deal with a gut that is overly bloody, mega-messy, and massively time-wasting... Also, that no person's insides ever got constipated to the point of that same person's death, either. :-X ~D. V. "I hope you didn't eat shortly before reading this!" Devnull

You're banned because I'm intentionally falling afoul of Godwin's Law, and letting you all know that Hitler died again at the wrong point in time... :twss: ~Mr. D. V. "Sensing the 'Instant No Button' incoming..." Devnull (p.s.: It's gonna be a long time before I can hit off this many links at once again!)

Jagex should have made that an option for the browser version as well. It's possible, because all they have to do is add a configuration item to the "Java Options" page on the website and set a cookie. They could then read that cookie, and send back a page that uses that setting for maximum heap. :geek: Unluckily, they didn't have that foresight, and as far as I knew, it couldn't be changed anywhere. Thanks for the heads-up, I'll remember the client can to it when I give any future information handouts. :) Personally, though, I find it angering that they only allow it in their semi-vulnerable browser client. You know what they say, all it takes is one bad advert slipping through to kill your computer! (Heck, it's the reason that some people get stupid and say RuneScape gave their computer a virus, when that isn't true and the overhead advert did it!) :angry: ~D. V. "Full of feelings/thoughts about this..." Devnull

Banned because the 34K Line is coming... Are you ready for it? :twss: ~D. V. "Sitting and grinning..." Devnull

Banned because I'm feeling a case of burnout. -_- ~D. V. "Slightly ready for a snooze..." Devnull

Banned because I just passed gas... yeah, that kind, so you'd better write off your nose... :-X ~D. V. "Waiting to use that emote..." Devnull

Memory adjustments are no longer possible since Java 6u10. Oracle, developers of Java, made it so any web developer can override whatever memory adjustment settings you have in place. Even my own memory increase adjustments are no longer functional due to this, and I really needed my Java to always initialize at 384 MB! Now RuneScape performs worse for me and I really can't do anything about it, which very much means that squakus can't do anything either. :( Well, unless they need to update a graphics driver or something, but that likely won't work either. Damned awful Java loader and applet programming... Jagex really needs to get their [bleep] in order. <_< ~D. V. "A lot of recent problems can't be fixed by users, and this is very likely no exception..." Devnull

You're banned because the mere idea of "Vocabulary-Man" is totally absurd. :P ~D. V. "It just ain't that simple..." Devnull

<*checks the reflection in the eye of the above poster's avatar*> Banned for being too close to a nuke and seeing it... You're not supposed to be that close. :P ~D. V. "You shouldn't be seeing the mushroom cloud..." Devnull

You're fired from Anti-Creep Inc. for creeping me out! :shame: ~D. V. "So there." Devnull

Banned because it had to happen to somebody else today. :P ~D. V. "Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah..." Devnull

Banned because it is a good thing that Drazhar44 arrived... Things were getting a bit stale around here. :twss: ~D. V. "One for an anti-troll..." Devnull

Granted, but it turns the sunlight green. :P I really wish I knew what to wish for here, and preferably that couldn't be corrupted by the person to post after me. #-o ~D. V. "D'oh!" Devnull

Banned because your post looks like you were sniped by BlazeTMF... :twss: ~D. V. "And I even got to use that emote..." Devnull

Granted, but the real Loki comes along and pwns the hell out of you. Loki even decides to take your clothes off and tie you to the side of a tree. :ph34r: Now, I wish someone would update the thread title to reflect that we're over 8.4K wishes corrupted. :P ~D. V. "You know this wish is begging to happen." Devnull

You're banned for lacking a sense of gender identity. :ugeek: ~D. V. "Avvy + Siggy = Joke" Devnull

Granted, but it causes Alg to put an insanely permanent restraining order on you because they don't like being with non-straight people... This unluckily causes you, Lokie, to get jailed and fined because you came within 50 miles of him and/or any member of his family. :shame: I wish I knew how to take the sadistic nature out of Lokie for a good month or two, as well as cause them to want to change their forum display name. :P ~D. V. "In a 'gun somebody down' mood..." Devnull

Arceus, unless she takes an honest interest in you, consider yourself incompatible with her and move on. If she's yo-yo'ing (as in the toy by that name) you, stick it to her honestly that you don't like being treated like that, and walk away. It would only be if she takes an honest interest in you after that when you would stand a chance. :( ~Mr. D. V. "Sensing a bad situation..." Devnull (p.s.: I'll admit, I'm no expert in regard to relationships, but I have become educated in many ways of how to not go about things.)

I share this exact sentiment after the previous three Cryptic Clue Fest events. Looks like another one where I'll have to give in and get more help than I wanted to go get. <_< ~D. V. "Argh... Again?" Devnull

Banned because I had to come back here to edit and hand-sign a post on the previous page. -.- ~D. V. "Doesn't like when life rushes them..." Devnull

Banned for being perverse enough to post that, especially when it has that cover image... <_< ~D. V. "The truth? Video NOT watched!" Devnull [Edit by post's author due to a missed hand-signing...]