D. V. Devnull

Banned for being short a dragon helmet, and then not showing your stats in your siggy. :P ~Mr. D. V. "Yet one more silly joke..." Devnull

Damned Sith!!! :angry: <*whips out a giant hammer and smashes chenw so hard with it that it knocks them out cold*> Now, as Jaffy1 was saying, join the Light Purple Side. They have Ice Cream, Marshmallows, all kinds of Syrups, Cookies that happen to not be totally dark, and a ton of other stuff you will NEVER find on the dark side. Also, one of them became an Admin this year, so now they're part of the Light Red Side of things. :thumbsup: ~Mr. D. V. "Light's so much better than dark!" Devnull

Granted, but they advertise something that can't even be talked about on Tip.It Forums. :ohnoes: Now, I wish for a few words from our sponsors that can actually be talked about on Tip.It Forums. :P ~D. V. "Now I fix your idea... LOL" Devnull

Banned for not realizing I'm still here because of Tip.It's community and/or to help people realize that RuneScape has sadly gone to hell. ;) ~D. V. "Not that much of a Hypocrite, sorry..." Devnull

Granted, but you get it so fast that Jagex bans you because they think you're a bot. :( I wish that Jagex would fall back under the Gower Brothers' control again. <_< ~D. V. "Insert-Jagex-Hate-Here..." Devnull

Banned for agreeing. You're supposed to be arguing with them! :P ~D. V. "Having inverted fun..." Devnull

I 4th this. :thumbsup: One recommendation to people who are thinking about these positions: DON'T apply if you've quit being an active RuneScape player anymore. Any work you do is likely to be skewed by your hate of recent and/or past awful things that Jagex has done since the game left Andrew Gower's hands. That, or it will be skewed by various other issues, such as not being current on events and/or not being able to make sense of what you're seeing. :o (This is advice I'll be following myself, simply because this is how I feel. I think that RS was only good until it fell out of A.G.'s hands and into the hands of investors who really aren't gamer-minded. I'm posting this note, however, to ensure that content on Tip.It will retain the quality it has had since before I ever joined the community. ;) ...) ~Mr. D. V. "Wishing the gamers really had control of RuneScape..." Devnull

Implying I forgot. Well, you can't be a Harpy Queen unless you're really female. Heck, only males and/or absolute perverts would hide their gender anyway. :shame: Granted, but you end up crashing into walls a lot because his eyes aren't transparent from the inside of the vehicle, and he also lacks headlights for night driving. (Kinda sad, TBH.) :( I wish life wasn't such a [bleep]! <_< ~D. V. "A bit short on good wishes right now..." Devnull (p.s.: BTW, BlazeTMF, well done on ninja'ing me... I was originally going to reply to fresi.)

Okay... Where are the two people above me seeing AGP in this mess? :blink: ~D. V. "A bit confused here..." Devnull

GandT, I've been a 100% F2P'er this whole time. (It's been a bad economy stopping me from ever being P2P, just among other things.) However, even without experiencing the P2P game, I can tell you it is not worth it. Search around these forums a little, you find the "Why?" obvious. Jagex slapped too many people in the face with too many things, damaged/near-destroyed clan/F2P/P2P communities, and the game lags like hell with almost no regard to what you play it on. About the only people who are happy with RuneScape anymore are those who are P2P-elitist snobs (and which currently have no problems with their computer running RS) that think F2P should be removed and hate even other P2Ps who want F2P revived. (In case you're curious, some of those P2P who want F2P revived are on my buddy list.) Literally, RS is dying a slow death, if it isn't totally dead already, and all because there are a bunch of non-gamer-minded investors in control who are just trying to make a quick buck off of the RS game. I personally recommend that you do not spend your $6/month on RS anymore, in order to get the point across to those investors by making them take a hit to their wallet. It is literally the only thing that they understand. :( ~Mr. D. V. "Pardon the rant... Spending your money on RS isn't worth it now." Devnull (p.s.: Finally, if you want one insanely good reason to not go P2P, Jagex damaged account security by removing the F2P highscores instead of just dumping the botted scores. If you're not subscribed as a P2P, you literally can't keep an eye on your account from outside the RS game. This last blow finally caused me to quit RS forever.)

I have but one question... What slots (PCI/AGP/PCI-E) do you have in your computer? I can already say that not knowing will result in bad answers. :geek: ~D. V. "Need info before I can help you..." Devnull

Go to http://services.runescape.com/m=news/ and start reading back. There have been way too many changes to the game to summarize in 100,000 characters, sorry. :( ~Mr. D. V. "The backlog is a [bleep], but you had better get to reading... now." Devnull

You're fired from some no-name newspaper because it's only in English. :P ~D. V. "Okay... We'll invert that." Devnull

Banned for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, like right now. :ugeek: <*teleports his gun back from BlazeTMF, bypassing everything that tried to block the teleport, and pockets the gun away*> I think I know what I'll do with you. ;) <*screams loudly*> FUS... RO' DAH! :twss: ("Unrelenting Force", for those having not heard the least bit about TES5:Skyrim ... and dramatically punctuated by me.) <*watches extremetexanfan fly far off and land on top of BlazeTMF, and without any Pokemon noticing what's happening*> One for the gun, one for the bad placement, check. :boohoo: ~Mr. D. V. "You got Skyrim'd!" Devnull

What? A ninja? Eh, well, I could call myself a "Thread Ninja", but that's about it. :lol: Banned for not realizing I am a Thread Ninja sooner. :P ~D. V. "I am in your threads, ninja-ing your posts!" Devnull

I don't know... maybe a female-driven internet could work out better. :P Granted, but then you find your shower talking to you as well. ;) I wish that I could think of a wish right now. (Sadly, I can't...) :( ~D. V. "Damnit, my brain stalled!" Devnull

Granted, but instead you get called "The Genderless Ruler", and therefore get de-harpy-fied, because you utterly and completely forgot to indicate your real gender on your forum profile. :twisted: I wish a whole ton more people would help to get rid of the "there are no girls on the internet" stereotype/meme that keeps going around. :ugeek: ~D. V. "Lost in the meme hate..." Devnull

You're fired from FutureSight Inc. because you came back to Tip.It Forums too soon and got forum burnout. :P (BTW, I do know what it feels like to get forum burnout. Not fun stuff. Anyway, I'm trying to un-kill the thread, so I hope this works as a good joke!) ~D. V. "Thread necrosis... not my specialty." Devnull

Banned for beating the cake. :P ~D. V. "Well, this joke had to be cracked some time... Thanks for the opening!" Devnull

Granted, but since you're only a Jack Of All Trades, you never master any and therefore make many mistakes still. :rolleyes: I wish I were far better at the games I like, without it having detriment on anything else. :| ~D. V. "Currently feeling low..." Devnull

iVampiress, if you have an alternate account, come over to FunOrb (another of Jagex's sites, where you can use your RuneScape account to login) and play some Steel Sentinels multiplayer while you train on RuneScape. I think you'll find it to be wild fun. :) ~D. V. "Pumping Adrenaline... Fun!" Devnull

You're welcome. Sorry for the extra chatter. :anxious: ~D. V. "I'll buzz off now." Devnull

Karvinen just shot you a page where it states that Java can have multiple threads running at once, which means that a Java application can run on more than one core. You just had to read the first line. Okay, not Oracle/Sun then, although I thought I had read something about a chain of issues. But I do remember reading on the RSOF that Jagex has been developing RuneScape for only running on a single CPU core at any given time. It might run on what looks like both on a Hyper-Threaded CPU, but I still wouldn't hold my breath for that one. :-k ~D. V. "Better to have low expectations, than to be let down severely..." Devnull

Well, that update was a letdown. There were people expecting the Money Pouch to hold multiple currencies, such as gp/tokens/tokkul/etc., and all it does is hold gp in its' container. Worse, not being able to unequip anything from the toolbelt is extremely problematic. I hope Jagex changes the designs of the Money Pouch and Toolbelt before we land up with a ton of ranters. :( omg0dzilla, thank you for posting a video about this before I found out the hard way. :thumbup: BTW, is that achievement for the Shears linked to the Explorers' Ring in any way? If so, that spells hell for anyone that already has an Explorers' Ring. :ohnoes: ~D. V. "This sounds like we're gonna have some trouble brewing." Devnull

Ooh! Ooh! May I? *stokes furnace and heats up MS Logo firebrand* :thumbsup: I think not! :shame: <*pulls out a bucket of water, puts out the fire and chills the firebrand, then telekinetically blasts the firebrand to small pieces...*> And anyway, I think that MicroSoft Windows and/or Internet Explorer amulets would be a better idea than stupid firebrandings! :idea: Since Jagex doesn't like to give F2P pet-type items, I find that very unlikely. Although, it would go well with the reconfigured about:blank page I've got thanks to Stylish. And then there's this nifty FireFox browser that I'm currently using, and the fact that I do like... <*glows for a moment, and reappears as a giant, furry, anime-esque, purple fox...*> ...this animal form, so I could consider a fox pet like the perfect familiar for me. :wub: ~D. V. "Well, now you've got me crazy over the idea!" Devnull (p.s.: This post just got the laughing icon because I'm likely to have freaked someone out. It ain't every day that you see male purple foxes around. Unless you're me, that is, because your animal familiar is one.)