D. V. Devnull

Granted, but it causes you to be so overconfident that it makes girls want to avoid you and stay far away. :wall: This one wishes for the next person to post their wish very soon after this post... They're sort of out of thoughts at the moment without delving into their own IRL existence more than they're comfortable with at this time... :| ~D. V. "Just trying to un-stall this thread..." Devnull

Not mentioned by the person above is the ability to train both Crafting and Range at basically the same time, avoiding having to split the work. Just pull out your range gear, a Brown Apron and some thread (or 100gp to buy from the appropriate places and get a good starting amount, if you lack those), and then go to the Crafting Guild. There, you can easily safe-spot range Cows, and craft their hides into HardLeather Bodies. From there, you can pop down to Rimmington briefly every so often to sell off what you make at the General Store, gain gp, and therefore fuel this training effort rather endlessly. You'll probably be using something like Iron Arrows for killing the Cows anyway, right? :shades: ~D. V. "Yes, this one has gained a ton of gp and Levels this way..." Devnull (p.s.: If you decide to use this method, this one suggests making sure to pop into an FC or CC and chatting there while training. It breaks any feeling of monotony.)

Banned because FireFox killed your avatar's character... :twisted: Here's the video containing the proof: ~D. V. "Now if only Mozilla hadn't gotten stupid with FF4+..." Devnull

Fling away, man! :thumbsup: Lightning Gun :P ~D. V. "Let's see if someone knows where that came from?" Devnull

Family-Friendly Vehicle Type :thumbsup: :arrow: FPSRussia :twisted: ~D. V. "Don't answer without checking out the link..." Devnull

Granted, but it's filled with gods/demigods who hate you for reasons you don't know, and therefore they torture you endlessly because of that idiotic amount of hatred. :( Anywho, this one wishes that their IRL self had the ability to change hair colors at will, without any penalty to themself, without any penalty to others, and without penalty to anything/everything else. BTW, the definition of the word "penalty" being used here is the 5th one in the 1st major entry on Dictionary.com's website. Click here to view the definition on Dictionary.com, everyone. (Yes, that link is correct, and you'll land in the same place by steering manually.) ~D. V. "Using dyes sucks anyway..." Devnull

Banned because, from how you're acting, that forum moderator apparently didn't show you a copy of the offending posts and/or give you links to them. You should go seek help from a forum admin, like yesterday. Just go, do it, NOW! :!: ~D. V. "Sensing an issue here..." Devnull

Sadly, even RuneScape's Free Trade isn't entirely back. Unless Jagex silently removed it, there is a 25K unbalanced trade limit on all new accounts currently. Honestly, until Jagex forces people's effort to be worth something, makes items you have to put together always worth more than their parts, and also gets rid of that stupid trade restriction for new accounts, then RuneScape's Free Trade will never be totally back from the grave. This one finds that truly depressing, and can tell you that 2006 was a better year. :( ~D. V. "Just a note of what this one is aware of..." Devnull

Banned for blowing up half of the Moon. Yes, this one means that lunar ball you see in the sky at night which happens to reflect sunlight to Earth. :P ~D. V. "No killing the Moon!" Devnull

This one is banning themself for double-posting here, as well as having probably just killed the "Corrupt A Wish" forum game thread. :geek: ~D. V. "Yup... Self-pwnage..." Devnull

Granted, but you're unlucky enough to find out that you're allergic to the drink. So you're stuck with a drink that you can never drink without having severe issues. :( Now, this one wishes that their body in real life could fully repair itself, and has no issues/problems/etc. with doing so, even when instantly doing a full repair. This lack of issues/problems/etc. happens to include a lack of anyone else trying to attack/kidnap/etc. this one over the matter, just to name one item among the infinite list of things. :-k ~D. V. "So many things to wish for..." Devnull (p.s.: This post has no bearing towards this one's forum-self, as that body is a different body from this one's real-life-self's body.) [Edit by post author due to a slight-but-annoying typing mistake.]

This one SUPPORTs all of your ideas, except the thing about "Allow members from other clans to post on a clans' official RS forumpage." because that one seems open for abuse of some kind. :-k ~D. V. "Consider this one on-board for all but that one item..." Devnull

Banned because this one shares your sentiments about the matter all too well. :huh: ~D. V. "This one knows the feeling." Devnull

Hi, Greg1... You may find that Tip.It's Unofficial 'Official' HYT Clan, built by Tip.It's own community of RuneScape Players, is just what you're looking for. We're primarily social players, and very skiller-oriented, with at least some of our P2P'ers trying to keep the Clan Citadel from being a total shambles. Feel free to get in-touch with us via our "HYT" Clan Chat channel, as it is open to guests. Virtually anyone who's online can give you an invite, so it's extremely easy to join us. :thumbsup: ~D. V. "Perhaps the Tip.It Community's HYT Clan is an option for you?" Devnull

To add to what has been said above, Residua... If you reset your ring before you have all of your floors checked off, it will lessen the prestige xp boost marker that you will get after doing dungeons. In turn, that drop will harm all of your per-dungeon xp gains. So, NEVER reset your ring before having all the floors done that you have access to. :!: ~D. V. "Get all the floors, and the full prestige, or there will be a big backfire in your face." Devnull

You're fired from The Club Of Understanding, because you left this one very puzzled. :-k ~D. V. "Article links are your friend..." Devnull

Banned for not helping them shave it... This one seriously thinks that women can shave guys better than they can shave themselves. :P ~D. V. "Works better to not be the person getting shaved... Maybe?" Devnull

Granted, but it took you 6 hours to build a time machine, and therefore you had to travel back 7 hours in time to reach your intended destination. :P I wish Alg had not just thought of BlazeTMF dying... :( ~D. V. "This isn't H.W.Z.P.A.Y.D.!!!" Devnull

Only because Ms. (or is it "Mrs."?) Tripsis has a massive Skittles addiction/fetish... This one's still trying to figure out how she'd combine that with certain other things. :-? Anywho, hi there! You'll find this one lurking around Forum Games, and even playing a few. Maybe they will see you there? :) ~D. V. "The Insane Tip.It Forum Nut..." Devnull

Banned because they wouldn't stand a chance against this one. :shame: <*DVD holds up their hand and makes a snapping sound with their fingers. Luffy is suddenly found frozen in time. DVD then pulls out a sword, chops Luffy through about 600 different ways, puts away the sword, and unfreezes time. Luffy is instantaneously killed by their body splattering apart in no less than 2000 different bloody chunks.*> And that's why. They're not a god, just a previously stretchy individual that's now a bloody mess on the ground. :ugeek: ~D. V. "They're Pwnt!" Devnull

You're fired from The Club Of Sadistics for sending way too much unluckiness after a person who can't be harmed. Sorry, but all those things and such aren't leaving a scratch on this one. :ugeek: ~D. V. "Oh, how to laugh at/with thee... Let this one count the ways..." Devnull

Banned for starting a "chain 'what?'-fest"... This one disapproves. :notalk: ~D. V. "Hmph..." Devnull