D. V. Devnull

Wish granted, but since you didn't say what world, you find yourself teleported to a planet without any other people. :P Now, this one wishes that the Q3A MPLS (Quake 3 Arena MultiPlayer ListServer) was still up, that there happened to still be tons of people playing Q3A, that there were tons of servers out there, and that all of us could connect to the Q3A MPLS. :shades: ~D. V. "Emptiness for you... Many for this one..." Devnull (p.s.: Go eat your shorts, please?)

Banned because back on page 1626, you didn't realize that the thoughts this one throws in their post signature could also be off-hand things that don't fit back up in the post and/or were to give people tl;dr mini-versions of the massive things which this one sometimes blasts off from their fingers. Some people don't like to read text walls, you know! :ugeek: Also, Banned because StickPage is a great way to Stick Your Brains Out. :P Oh, and banned because you happened to be the next person that this one was going to end up replying to. :shame: ~D. V. "A thought regarding previous things, a 'stick pun' to boot, and a sequence nailing." Devnull (p.s.: That's right... Triple-Banned. :twisted: ...) (p.p.s.: End of Page 1628 belongs to this one!!!)

You're banned for not letting final thoughts, summaries, emotions, jokes, and/or offside thoughts become part of a hand-signing to your posts. :P ~D. V. "UP YOURS!" Devnull (p.s.: This one is joking a bit with their hand-signature for this post. You wouldn't really find such being wished about a fellow forum gamer.)

Granted, but it arrives in a jar full of Tomato Sauce, and you can't get the smell and taste of tomatoes out of it. In result, you end up eating a Mars Bar that tastes like Tomatoes, instead of Chocolate, Caramel, and Nuts, because the Tomato Sauce permeated everything. :( This one wishes that ID Software had never shut down the Master Server ListServer for Quake 3 Arena. :wall: ~D. V. "Go figure... Tomatoes... Damn Q3A MP List!" Devnull (p.s.: Yes, I'm probably about to head offline to play Q3A too... But I'm going to have to do it in single player mode. -.- ...)

Banned because this one's come to the insane realization of a whole new line of 'Stick Puns', and they might start using them on the rest of you. :twisted: ~D. V. "Shall this one 'stick pun' your mind out?" Devnull

Dachef, your system is more than strong enough to normally hit ~30 fps max, possibly more. Problem is, since the release of the Dominion Tower, many have been trapped and thoroughly unable to hit more than ~5 fps to ~10 fps at any given time. So the fault is more than likely not yours at all. Jagex has a massive problem they haven't fixed yet, and it's even hurting F2P. :geek: ~D. V. "Good fps, mediocre fps, bad fps, and then there's Jagex's ugly fps..." Devnull

Welcome to Tip.It Forums, CwazyCasper... Beware the lunatics, and come to Forum Games if you want some crazy fun. This one will see you there, should you drop in on any of the forum games they're playing. :shades: ~Mr. D. V. "BTW, you just got greeted by a lunatic... Or did you?" Devnull

I guess I've been tasked with this one... Granted, but it swims around so fast from the joy of having you as its' owner, and accidentally flies out of the pool. The result is that it lands up stabbing you through, getting its' nose stuck in a tree, and both of you dying because no one notices what's happened to the two of you for two weeks or more. :( This one wishes people wouldn't leave these morbid posts for this one to have to answer back to. :wall: ~D. V. "Getting the feeling like you're trying to twist this one's mind..." Devnull (p.s.: This is one of the rare times it would have been good if you had sniped this one so they could have canceled their post.)

Banned because you'll miss your old phone unless you hate it for some reason. :-| ~D. V. "And you wouldn't be the first to feel this..." Devnull

This one knew they forgot to say something in their post. #-o This would be the other good response to nail a random person with when they ask you to add them. :) ~D. V. "+1, since I forgot!" Devnull

You're fired from the same Child Service Agency, because you fired Lokie without realizing they may have been taking care of someone who wasn't able to grow up socially/mentally, and was therefore trapped in a child-type state. :shame: ~D. V. "Shame on you..." Devnull

I got this... Granted, but the next time you want a beard, it won't grow in because the hairs on your face died and the spots where they would grow out of changed into sweat pores. :boohoo: Next up... This one wishes that their nightmares would quit being so off-the-wall, energy-draining, and obnoxious. This also includes any/all situations where only part of this set of conditions would be met. :( ~D. V. "That one earned the violin..." Devnull

This one hopes that this thread is the April Fools' Joke, launched a month early. Can't exactly pin down all of why, but launching forum-/website-transforming April Fools' Jokes has always been very problematic to this one. BTW, it's not a matter of hating sudden change, because this one has seen good sudden changes. It's probably more a matter of hating obnoxious ones, which there have been way too many of here on these forums. So please, NO April Fools' Jokes this year! <_< ~Mr. D. V. "April Fools' Joke? DO NOT NEED. DO NOT WANT." Devnull (p.s.: This one is sick of being on the [rear] end of April Fools' Jokes!)

Banned because that's where this one is headed... Now. -_- ~D. V. "G'night!" Devnull

You're banned because this one's too tired to ban you for anything else. :P ~D. V. "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................." Devnull

Banned because this game is getting overloaded with cross-snipers... We won't get any fresh players this way! :( ~D. V. "Augh..." Devnull

Banned because no one waits for this one to post! :angry: ~D. V. "Jerks..." Devnull

Banned because you made me have to edit due to you sniping me! [spoiler=Originally for BlazeTMF]<*takes off BlazeTMF's armor and hits them with a gold banhammer*> Banned because this one agrees with you. :shades: ~D. V. "Go fig, eh?" Devnull

Banned because ... WHAT THE?!? GAHHHHHHH!!! :blink: ~D. V. "Echoing BlazeTMF... The best way to send someone off in another direction..." Devnull (p.s.: Thanks for sniping... This IS meant for you!)

Banned because this one didn't see much of any reasoning from you as of when they posted. :P ~D. V. "So there!" Devnull

I said that today and he started using crying smiley faces and told me to make an exception :| I made a run for it (literally). Tripsis, if they start doing that and becoming troublesome to your gameplay experience, you can always report for "Disruptive Behavior" and put them on your Ignore List. At that point, they're breaking the rules by harassing you. :!: :idea: Thankfully, this one has never had to go to the extent of reporting, albeit that even having been bothered is very annoying in and of itself. People have tended to back off after being told that this one's list was full, or that this one doesn't add on first appearances, no exceptions. But that's probably very much because this one is male, unlike you. :( Worst case, you end up changing your character's gender and wander around controlling a male, right? I can just see it now, all the male-handling fun in the world for a female. (Just Kidding!) :P ~D. V. "It could have been worse, right?" Devnull

Banned because your curiosity killed a cat... Satisfaction did NOT bring them back. :P ~D. V. "One mad tease after another..." Devnull

Knights and their Armor... Well, that or an empty space, anyway. :P Upgrade Nightmares -.- ~D. V. "They do give this one's mind a headache..." Devnull

You're banned because... well... WHO NEEDS A [bLEEP]ING LINK IN THEIR SIGNATURE?!?!? :angry: ~D. V. "This one does not, except the link to the website frontpage..." Devnull