D. V. Devnull

Granted, but it makes you 15x less sadistic, which is very good for anyone who feels the same way as this one about your recent sadistic streaks. :ugeek: BTW, this one wishes they had an extra 3 hours of time right now. Imagine the fun they would bring with them. :twisted: ~D. V. "Heh heh heh..." Devnull

Banned for being overly verbose. :P To heck wit you! This one's personal shield stays! :twisted: <*whacks Alg with a hammer, then sits on a nearby couch, totally not able to be attacked*> ~D. V. "HMPH!" Devnull

Granted, but she's made of sticks and not actually alive. :( This one wishes that their Mozilla FireFox Browser didn't have problems due to mistakes by the program's developers. Not being able to use the mousewheel properly on Steel Sentinels anymore is a pain in the [bleep]... :wall: ~D. V. "So depressing..." Devnull

You're fired from The Sadistic Factory for causing too many threads to stall out. :shame: ~D. V. "Less stalls, please!" Devnull

Death by scorpion sting, should you walk anywhere near. :ohnoes: And next, you get... "A wish for people to not stall threads." -.- ~D. V. "Seriously feeling depressed by this..." Devnull

Banned because you can't handle this one's self-prevention of personal harm by others. :P ~D. V. "This is why this one wasn't found in the Falador Tavern." Devnull

Banned because that makes this one laugh. :lol: Also banned because this one has grabbed the end of the page again. :P ~D. V. "You may groan now..." Devnull (p.s.: The Shaving Cream and Lit Match would both get transformed and absorbed as boosting energy by this one's personal shield anyway...)

Banned because someone saw another speed trap on the way over... :P ~D. V. "How do you like your ridiculous?" Devnull

Banned because you think "Jun. 30, 2006" is still "classic" ... This one's probably part of the second generation, not the first. :P ~D. V. "Want to go find some of the 'true classic' players?" Devnull

Banned because this one's wishing for things they can't mention on these forums. :P ~D. V. "Really, this one can't say!" Devnull

VonMedo, it is also possible you've been put on the end of a really long list of people selling the item. Due to how the Grand Exchange operates in terms of searching, and silently matching buyers with sellers, you'll have to wait a while for your sale to succeed. So be patient when you're selling something again, alright? ;) ~D. V. "Sometimes, you gotta wait a long time." Devnull

Banned because this one got the end of the page, again. :P ~D. V. "Don't make this one double-post to start the next page..." Devnull

Banned because this one's personal shield provides 360-degree, all-axis coverage. :shame: ~D. V. "Nothing was forgotten." Devnull

Hello, Tip.It Admins... Sorry to have to be a bringer of bad news, again... :( There is a huge master bug with the Status Updates section of the forums. Apparently, if you're signed out, it is still possible to click on any available "My Friends" links and/or access the following URL... http://forum.tip.it/index.php?app=members&section=status&module=profile&type=friends ...and land up getting a rather long feed of @ForsakenMage's Recent Status Updates. (Yes, even more than displays in her profile!) If you wish to see this for yourself, then... Log Out Switch to the "IP.Board Mobile" Theme Click on the "<<" in the top-right corner Click on Status Updates Click on My Friends ...and there you will be. BTW, you can switch to any theme, and it will still display itself. :geek: Why is this a bug? Those links and that URL should not be accessible while logged out, because a Guest doesn't have a set of friends to receive Recent Status Updates from. So if there is any way to fix this, such as graying that button out and/or forcing a user to sign in before that page will work, then it would be very much appreciated. Plus, it's probably reasonably safe to assume that she would not want guests being able to so easily pull a feed of her status updates, right? :ohnoes: ~D. V. "This one must be a magnet for obscure large bugs that shouldn't be happening..." Devnull (p.s.: If this has to be fixed AFTER the upcoming upgrade, then so be it... already understanding you've got a bit on your plate already...) [Multiple Edits by Post Author to deal with a few missed things.]

<*watches bonez899 get flattened by Thor's hammer*> You're banned as well for being a pancake. :P ~D. V. "Figures... chain flatness puns..." Devnull (p.s.: Combo Breaker here... This one's personal shield blocks any harm happening to them.)

Banned because BlazeTMF makes themself too easy to pick on for this one's taste. :( ~D. V. "Now this one picks on you! LOL... Kidding!" Devnull

Banned because there are those who are more failtastic than you are. :P ~D. V. "So there!" Devnull

BlazeTMF, this one was using the 5th definition for penalty. BTW, how you granted it violates that one, and therefore violates the other 4 definitions in the process. Learn to read next time! :angry: BTW... Granted, but it results in you getting trapped in your house... such fitting irony. :P This one wishes that people would better read other peoples' wishes before trying to grant and/or corrupt them. :wall: ~D. V. "Now +1 Headache..." Devnull

Okay, move this one's marker into the "flat ticked off" bin... Got an "Odd One Out" random just a short time back, but only to NOT have the customary Exp. Lamp as an option. Someone at Jagex has screwed up, badly, and they had better put Exp. Lamps back in before there's an uproar. Seriously, this one's time was totally wasted by the lack of an Exp. Lamp option! <_< ~D. V. "Hate the lack of Exp. Lamps a lot..." Devnull

You're fired from the U.S.S. Tillamook because you shot a Cardassian when you were supposed to shoot a Romulan. :eek: ~D. V. "Eek! They shot the wrong species!" Devnull (p.s.: This one thought that firing up especially just for you. Enjoy!)

Banned because Deer Season was a failure for you! :P ~D. V. "This one thinks they're going to enjoy these linked puns!" Devnull

Granted, you go get lost in a rather miserable game called Dead Frontier... Don't forget to grab the Unity 3D Web Player Plugin for your browser! :twisted: Now, this one wishes that they had the ability to move faster and think faster, without any kind of penalty for using the boosted abilities. :-k ~D. V. "This one hates Dead Frontier, not you." Devnull