D. V. Devnull

Hello, Tip.It Admins... I've got another Post-Forum-Upgrade Request for you. :huh: I would like to ask you to please add a "<Do Not Display>" (perhaps in the form of a "blank") option to the "RuneScape Status" selector in the "Change Profile Information" area. While I may be "Retired" from RuneScape, I don't want to always have to be showing this on my profile. (Plus, I don't totally fit many people's definitions of "Retired"...) Choosing "None" at the moment is worse in some ways (such as leaving questions why "None" is selected, and displaying "None" actively to other users) for people like me. Being able to make it disappear completely (like with how you can remove RSN/Clan and have it disappear) would be very suitable. Plus, doing this would have the bonus of satisfying some people's privacy concerns about this option, making them feel free to use it without worry. BTW, had I realized back when it was first introduced that I wouldn't be able to shut it back off, I might not have used it before launching a suggestion like this one. :thumbsup: Being as I don't know if that change could safely be made right now, can it please be added after the forum upgrade? :?: ~Mr. D. V. "Currently wishing I could turn it back off for the timebeing..." Devnull

Banned for not having a post icon! You must choose a post icon! :P ~D. V. "Maybe if we all stopped to choose that, we wouldn't snipe each other by accident." Devnull

Me. <*binds and gags Lokie*> :twisted: Sniper-hate <_< ~D. V. "Yes, really." Devnull

Banned for sniping me on two other threads! :angry: ~D. V. "Feeling a ton of Rage..." Devnull

DAMNIT... SNIPED AGAIN, BECAUSE OF A STUPID SLOW CONNECTION! :angry: ~D. V. "NEVERMIND..." Devnull

Damned sniper! I had this all written out for Fresi, now I'm having to edit massively! :angry: [spoiler=In regard to Fresi's Wish, Click to View!]Granted, but the mob comes along and takes it from you before you eat your first bite. :( As for you, bonez899... Granted, but you find your own style to it, instead of trying to do mine better. :P I wish I was alone and safe in a locked room, key and flashlight /w charged batteries in hand, with a plate of Cookies and a glass filled with Sierra Mist both on a table next to me. Further, the food, drink, and table that they're on all don't have anything wrong with them. Also, there can't be anything wrong with the door, lock, flashlight /w charged batteries, room walls, and key. Oh, and before I forget, none of the food can result in my dying or being otherwise afflicted because I happen to like the food that I picked. Which reminds me, include that I can't do something stupid myself and therefore won't get hurt. :D ~D. V. "I think I've rendered that wish pretty much uncorruptable!" Devnull

Banned because 'Assume Nothing' caused me to go "WTF?!?!?" at the end of the page before the previous page. :blink: ~D. V. "Can't nail them right now, so I nail you!" Devnull

50-Foot-Tall Jackrabbit :lol: Makimachi Misao :ph34r: ~D. V. "I bet you have to Wikipedia that..." Devnull

Banned because you would get envy of how much purple my RS in-game character is wearing! :P ~D. V. "I had to tease about this at least once!" Devnull

Read the awesome, saw your Skill Levels, and then I began to wonder if I should try to tease you about raising Crafting with Gold and/or Clay... Hmm... :-k This is, however, making me wish Jagex hadn't rendered me unable to play RuneScape with the last update. Danged morons made my mouse unusable with the game applet. I can't even go in-game to team up with you and/or lend a hand! :wall: ~D. V. "Probably won't tease you, but at least I've suggested an idea..." Devnull

Banned for not ditching! :P ~D. V. "My ultimate sarcasm... I wouldn't really suggest this IRL." Devnull

Add me to the support list. :thumbsup: Heck, maybe Jagex could charge 10 gp per in-game RuneScape Mail sent. It would drain some gp from the economy, and maybe cause gp to be worth more. :-k ~D. V. "Support... mail charge optional..." Devnull

Banned because it has been one time too many, as well as for not noticing my post icons! :ugeek: ~D. V. "Geez!" Devnull

Banned because it can be the sound for a lot more, as well as for ninja-ing me! :angry: ~D. V. "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" Devnull ==========Original Below============ [spoiler=This was meant for BlazeTMF... click to view!]Banned because you didn't know a "THUD" is one of the sounds a person can make while falling to the floor or hitting another hard surface. You know, like that desk I hit on the way down? :roll: ~D. V. "Just one with the audio, dude..." Devnull

Banned because I'm ready to ... <*falls over and facedesks*> ~D. V. "[THUD!]" Devnull

Please kill this following advert ASAP?!? Advertiser: Google Ads/DoubleClick Image URL: googleads.g.doubleclick.net/simgad/7948092770643988101 Landing URL: www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=<<<string I couldn't copy>>>&num=1&cid=<<<string I couldn't copy>>>&sig=<<<string I couldn't copy>>>&client=ca-pub-1272200637243263&adurl=http://www.Gold4Fun.com/runescape-gold.html&nm=1 (I wasn't able to directly copy this string, because I can't safely log into these forums on the mobile device!) Type: Side Banner Site: Gold4Fun.com My Location: USA Reason: RWT advert that I should never have seen on the full site on a mobile device that can't use ABP! ~D. V. "This advert wasn't supposed to happen! Not to mobile users who can view full sites!" Devnull (p.s.: Yes, I was on a desktop, posting this.) (Multiple Edits by Post Author in order to get maximum possible detail...)

Banned for missing my lack of seriousness. :P ~D. V. "Get looney, man!" Devnull

Granted, but the pay sucks. :( I wish I could crack better signature puns. :P ~D. V. "And the one I was about to type here got wrecked by an idiot IRL!" Devnull

Banned because the burning is in your eye. :rolleyes: ~D. V. "Finding lunacy useful..." Devnull

I just caught up on your Novelisations... They're well written. :thumbsup: Now, I'm just waiting for you to break the "Fourth Wall" line. But only minorly, just enough to let things get well-explained. I wonder how your character would do outside her usual time/space existence. :P ~Mr. D. V. "I like the blog entries... Wondering how crazy things could get, though..." Devnull

Granted, and because he sucks so much, you get all of the subscribers that he lost. Unluckily, you get a load of troll comments too. :P I don't wish for anything right now, because I'm having an awkward day. Sorry, folks, but I need you to just stick your wish on the next post. :( ~D. V. "Can dish it out, but can't take that..." Devnull (p.s.: Signature Pun Intended!)

I can even add to this that Jagex is not using (or at least not properly using... 2 different meanings there) OpenGL/DirectX fallback functionality. It's why systems were having issues back even when we were on RuneTek 4, the previous RuneScape graphics rendering system and game engine. Heck, their File I/O and Graphics would get very mysteriously cross-linked back then on systems having issues due to the lack of fallback and sanity checking. I'm surprised their development environments even let them publish the code they're currently using, because it feels like they took the safety checks offline if they were able to! Honestly, RuneScape isn't even a game worth launching anymore. Since that new Dominion Tower was released, things have been really bad. Now, the mouse input is screwed up due to their latest boss release for that accursed place! I don't think things will get better unless they remove that junk heap, and its' existence even hurts F2P. :angry: ~Mr. D. V. "Torqued off by too many bad updates..." Devnull

Blaze, I'm avoiding banning you because I need to ban this other guy... :ugeek: Lokie, you're banned for calling it terrible when you probably haven't really gotten that much into it, and therefore don't even have all the F2P tech items unlocked for multiplayer! :shame: ~D. V. "You must give it a proper play-through first in order to judge it!" Devnull

Your wish starts to get granted, but as it happens to get granted, it suddenly rusts and falls apart into a corrupted wish. (Darnit! <_< ...) I wish that everyone who has ever played this forum game could get together IRL and learn that we're not all that bad. :roll: ~D. V. "That will happen when pigs fly IRL, right?" Devnull

Banned for not getting your malicious intents out on games like Steel Sentinels before coming here to play these forum games. :shame: ~D. V. "We need more fresh players over there anyway..." Devnull