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Just sit back and enjoy the fanservice

Am I allowed to read 9087 as 9807?

Because it was a couple of feet from my bed.

I finished clearing out a spider nest yesterday. They get surprisingly big here, no idea how. Part 6. I must be terrible at entering friend codes, as Tyler's didn't work either.

This is going to be a long one, wherein I obtain another budge, reveal the name of the rival, and then talk to some more birds! [spoiler=ELF WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE TRASH] But first, my party was looking fairly light. I needed SUPPORT. I needed COVERAGE! I needed SOMETHING THAT WOULDN'T DIE THE MINUTE A BIRD OR FIRE ELF LOOKED AT IT FUNNY! I found this thing. Eh, close enough. Now let's just prepare a hugeball and... Change of plans, I have to see if i can catch it in nothing. Here we go: [spoiler=Did I catch it??] The placebo effect is very strong. And now, to challenge the gym. With its bug-types. After you guys gave me the grass elf. Again, thanks for that. They sent skunks after me. I took it as a chance to test out WUY, who is a water-type. The skill tab perfectly captures my reaction. A water type. A WATER TYPE. Damn it, game! You had one job! Moving on! Got it? There will be a test in part 8. I expect all of you to pass. Anyway, bugs are weak to fire, so testing FLAME on it is probably a good idea, right? Wrong Let's see what other strange attacks I have access to! Everything you know is wrong. But in hindsight, I have heard some things about putting forks in electrical outlets. ...Please don't do that, by the way. After what seemed like hours of combat, I reached the leader: Note: This speech becomes so much better if you pretend he's talking about dragons. Actually, it looks like we're going to settle this without violence! What a nice change, after the Hunger Games-esque child warfare of the rest of the game. I'll just- [bleep]! Actually, he's easy. His team is Metapod and Kakuna, their strongest attacks are among the weakest attacks in the game. I'll bet he doesn't have anything stronger. And then he pulled a mantis-dragon out of his ass. He brought out a knife on poor old SICIB... Who did the above with a single VOLT. And so, with minimal effort, I win the NSECT BUADGE ... But that's not all! I promised a revelation! WHAT IS THIS MAN'S NAME? I'm... I'm not off to a good start here. So I brought out SICIB He beat it, And joined the dark side. Now, for a part that at least one person has been waiting for since I started this thing. This is... The Trashy Man speech. I can't joke about this. I'm feeling genuinely threatened here. I'm just someone with a terrible sense of humor, this is a man who means business. So I promptly got the hell out of there. And found a bird. I could say something right now about talking birds little strawberry me baby but this is actually pretty close to what its cry sounds like. Source For chasing OUCONG around, I received another SECRE. This time, it was SAW But first, I had to catch an HM slave an elf that could use it. And I enjoyed myself. Okay, quick break here. I have to clear something up. And I escaped from the forest. And I found another B-Fly And apparently I'm a father, in spite of the fact that I'm an 11 year old girl. [spoiler=NEXT TIME, ON POKEMON VIETNAMESE CRYSTAL] And so I win my second BUDGE, and it only took six parts spread out over a month! At this rate, I'll be done in... Either January or May. Shit.

You have Pancham and Machoke. Not sure about the third yet.

After around 10-12 encounters, it settles down in Sea Spirit's Den, and you can battle it normally.

Your move, desert pantheon. In all seriousness, they could easily retcon him into being a serious thing. There's an open space for a nature god now, I believe...

Banned because what do I need to update?

I was the one making the typo. Can I claim temporary dyslexia? :-P 0232-8031-8561

Yes, it's probably just a typo

Friend code is not valid. BRB breeding Charmander.

It is.

http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/single/?p=8992476&t=8856467

I will trade you people so many starters when you get the game. Better to help a harpy than just dump them into the wonder trade system.

Double posting to say that I accidentally a thing

You thought this was dead, didn't you!? NOTHING CAN KILL THE SUCCESSOR OF ELF! WAHAHAHAHAha-*cough* I'm sorry, I'll try to be serious from now on. So after a long and hard few minutes of research, and then a few more minutes of playing the game, I've started over. Then I got to roughly where I was before. Then, I went farther. This is the result of that excursion. This is Vietnamese Crystal Part 5... The Lost Chapter. But first, here's some stuff that happened before! little strawberry me baby [spoiler=Deleted Scenes] He was going to be Ted-2. Spot the flaw in that plan. Then I caught this. I'm not using it. Not to say I didn't consider it, just that DELAN exists and she'd be quite upset if I used another bug. Oh by the way, Delan is female now. Funny how things work out. But enough of that. I spoke to a bird. The bird spoke back. little strawberry me baby LITTLE STRAWBERRY ME BABY LITTLE STRAWBERRY ME BABY Now, on to buisness. Part 5 continues! little strawberry me baby [spoiler=NEXT TIME... ON VIETNAMESE CRYSTAL] little strawberry me baby WE FINALLY LEARN THE NAME OF THIS MONSTER... COACH. little strawberry me baby Well, that took longer than expected. Hopefully worth the wait.

It's Azumarill, I've finished the E4 but I also have to be online at the time.

Four days.

At this point I have to ask whether you're being serious

...At the cost of destroying basically the entire planet. Isn't that the kind of thing we're supposed to be preventing? I mean, they did make a big deal out of that.

> Singlehandedly escalating the 6th age's god wars > Greater good I'm sorry, but you're going to have to explain that to me. Even in a gritty, morally gray fantasy setting, that kind of thing would peg him as one of the unambiguously dark villains.

Are we at the point where we can say that a lot of the older lore is inaccurate (note: not necessarily wrong) until proven otherwise, yet?

This as well, to an extent. I have goals, I have ideas for what I want to do with my life, but I don't have a plan and most are mutually exclusive. I've avoided committing to one for this long because I'm afraid to make the wrong choice, especially after finding out that my original plans would probably have been the wrong choice, and later learning about others that are a much better fit. During this time I've also become a massive hypocrite: I frequently insist that people get help whenever they need it, yet have too much pride to do that myself. I've been trying to present myself as confident and certain when I'm anything but. But at least I managed to figure out this whole sexuality and gender identity thing without much angst! That's something, right? ...More of a confession than I expected to make. Here's hoping that I don't regret posting this

It's funny because the player is one of the most selfish and power-hungry beings in the setting. :mrgreen: