Well, it's been a while since we had a happy, get all of the community involved type thread, so here goes. To escape the mundaneness of life, me and my friends like to put each other through a series of tasks, called "Tests of Friendship". Now, I doubt this concept is original, but it's damn good fun. Basically, if they're your 'true' friend, than they would perform this inhumane/graphic/groteesque/disgusting task, to prove they would do anything for you. All very lovely isn't it? Well, lately, I've been running out of tests and I thought I'd get a discussion going about what other tests could be done. Now, with everything, there are some rules to what constitutes an appropiate test. What rhymes with rule? Cool. Anyway, here they are: No sexual acts. They tend to ruin, not galvanise, friendship Nothing that will cause significant mental harm. Physical? Well, that's fine. What counts as 'significant', you're call :P Causing direct harm to someone to prove your friendship to someone else. That's not a test, that's cruel. Harming yourself is fine and, generally, that's what most rules are about. No cheating. No quitting. Only quitters quit, and Triple T, is a hitter. And that's about it really. Here's a few existing Tests of Friendship: If you're really my friend, you'll pick my ear wax and eat it. If you're really my friend, you'll suck my big toe. If you're really my friend, you'll get naked. If you're really my friend, you'll get me a drink. If you're really my friend, you'll let me put make up on you. (Hate this one) If you're really my friend, you'll eat that yellow bit of snow. If you're really my friend, you'll let me towel snap you. If you're really my friend, you'll eat the pizza that's been there for 3 days. If you're really my friend, you will let me make your next haircut. -Abelmisi If you're really my friend, you will let me put a towel around your eyes and guide you around. -Abelmisi If you're really my friend, you will share me your embarassing stories.-Abelmisi If you're really my friend you will let me make you a coctail without seeing what I put in it. - Abelmisi If you're really my friend you'll shoot yourself in the foot with a BB gun -darkmage If you're really my friend, you'll tell that shady looking Italian type that I can't make this week's payment for me - Necro If you're really my friend you'll retrieve this bag of jelly babies from the river. - Ragen If you're really my friend, you will... Eat my toenail - Matt If you're really my friend you will drive through the city, windows down, sub woofer cranking with the spice girls playing. Then, driving up to a female driver singing "tell me what you want, what you really, really want". - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you'll sing your job interview.- IGoddessI If you're really my friend you will scratch a scratchie ticket in the middle of the mall then yell "OH MY *beep* GOD!" while thrusting the ticket up in the air.- IGoddessI If you're really my friend you will slap some random on the arse and say "sorry I thought you were someone else". - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you will scream "TOUCHHHHHHHH DOWNN!!" in the middle of the public library. - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you will approach a stranger wearing your boxers on your head, introducing yourself as "pantsman 2000". - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you will walk your dog around the neighbourhood wearing matching outfits. - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you will enter star bucks (or any other cafe) and yell "we can't stop here, this is bat country" while running straight back out. - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you will lick the recently used fly swatter. - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you'll attempt to skate on the treadmill. - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you'll drink my mystery milkshake. - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you'll do the chicken dance in the middle of a busy beach in your speedos. - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you'll tackle that big hairy looking second row for me. - assassin If you're really my friend you'll test whether or not that yoghurt is really past it's use by date or not. - assassin If you're really my friend you'll pop one of my zits. - Powman3 If you're really my friend, you will taste the thing on the ground to make sure that it's chocolate. - Killerred05 If you were really my friend you would place the biggest, salt and vinegar chip on your tongue - IGoddessI If you were really my friend, you'd spend 5 minutes in a revolving door, going around and around and around.... - VurtualRuler98 And so on. Get thinking people!
