Goonstalf

This one time I a girl.

Shmanned shmor shmeing shminnocent.

Lol, that guy is awesome.

Banned for spending too much time on Forum Games and not enough time on your drug empire.

Likes to type funny a's.

/\ Nailed it. < Isn't allowed a trash'stache at work. \/ Thinks mustacheio's are ugly.

Break. Bach.

Yup, that and long walks. It really gives you time to think. TPUM wears pants with out pockets.

Banned for being too busy with your meth lab to post on other forum games.

Hopeful.

The non-moving mouse with balls. Would you rather sleep half the day away, or get up at a very early hour?

Is a fan of mass-murder.

Owen Wilson. What do you have to do today? Nothing!

Nope. TPUM has a giraffe of his or her own.

One-hundred!

Lol, I told the computer lady to show me her [bleep]s. She told me to look in a mirror.

Yes, how was it?

Yay!

Ummm, go to Configs and Manage Skins. There might be something on the Rainbrowser, not sure though, I never used those skins. EDIT: Wai wai wai, you've set your skin to read off of a feed for your area, ja?

I do.

hairy boobs

HAI DIZZLE

AND ABC

ON THE ROOF AND UNDER THE SEA? JESUS.

MOTHER [bleep]IN' SEA SHEEP.