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Heeeeey Dutt! Nice ta see ya! And Dutt's right, there's no starting spot, just log on and start looking. Also, for those who didn't READ THE FIRST POST (*cough*), the world number is hidden in the clue.

You'll get bored and come out :wink: You'd be surprised. I have a TV here... and about fifteen books... and a paperweight I can put on the "rotate screen" button... ^_^

A addy - adamant - type of armour/weapon/ore/bar afk - away from keyboard agi, agl - agility - your agility lvl alch - alchemy - see hi alch ammy - amulet - type of necklace ardy - ardougne - a members-only city - town of thieves atk - attack - your attack lvl B b, bil - amount, 1 000 000 000 - 1000mil - 1000000k baxe - battleaxe bbl - be back later C ch00b, choob - see noob chain - chainmail congrats, grats, gratz - congratulations cw - castle wars - a type of multi-way dueling D d - dragon dc - disconnect - when your computer lags and you get logged off dfire shield - dragonfire shield - quest item, lowers damage from dragon-fire def - defence - your defence lvl dm - deathmatch - a fight to the death drag - dragon - animal - type of weapon and armour duel - a controlled fight between players in al kherid - no items lost E emmy - emerald F f2p - free to play - pays runescape no money fally - falador - a city fremmy - fremenick - a race of people fires - fire giant - monster G (g) - gold - type of armour, of type black, adamant, and rune gj - good job gobs - goblin - type of monster greaters - greater demon - type of monster gtg - got to go guth, guthi - guthix - one of three gods H hally - halberd - two-handed weapon, members only hells - hellhounds - type of monster hi alch - high alchemy - spell for turning items into gold pieces (gp) hobs - hobgoblin - type of monster hp hitpoints - your hitpoints - your remaining hitpoints I idk - i don't know (that's the definition, i DO know what it is Wink ) J JAGeX - company that runs/owns runescape joo - you K (kp) - karabwan poison - see poison k - ok - amount, 1000 - eg. 1k feathers, 1000 feathers, 4.7k - 4700 kbd - king black dragon - lvl 246? - found in high wild under the lava maze kk - ok kq - kalphite queen - lvl 333 monster under the desert L lag - when your computer freezes/runescape slows or stops large - large helmet laws - law runes lessers - lesser demons - type of monster limps, limpies - limpwort roots - for herblore - not members only lmao - laughing my @$$ off - funnier than lol lob, lobby - lobster - food log - wood - log out - disconnect from the game lol - laugh out loud - funny long - longsword - longbow lum, lumby, lumb, lumy, etc - lumbrige - a city lvl - level M m, mil - amount, 1 000 000 - 1000k mage - someone who fights with magic OR magic - your magic lvl mcz - multi-combat zone med - medium helmet mist, myst - mystic - type of magic staff and robes mith - mithril - type of armour/weapon/ore/bar MoM - mysterious old man - random event mossies - moss giant - type of monster N nat - nature rune newb - beginner nfs - not for sale nmcz - non multi-combat zone noob - stupid person note, notes - items in noted form nty - no thank you O owned, pwned - getting whooped in battle (guy in dragon armour kills you in 3 hits and you do no damage to him) P (p) - poisoned - apears on the end of weapon names if the weapon has been poisoned - spears and daggers are poisonable with weapon poison p2p - pay to play - member - paying real money for benefits phat - party hat - extremely valuable holiday item pk - player kill - to kill a player in the wildy pker - someone who pks pl8 - plate - platebody - type of armour pm - private message - send a message to someone on your friends list potv - potion - drug Wink power(mining, fishing, etc) - doing something then dropping produce (eg mining coal then dropping it) pray - prayer - type op skill - something you can do pure - someone who only trains atk, def, and str to make a pker Q qp - quest points - your quest points R r2h - rune two-hander rc - runecrafting - your runecrafting lvl rofl - rolling on floor laughing - funnier than lmao S saph, saf - saphire - type of gem sara - saradomin - one of three gods scimmy, simmy, scimy, simy - scimitar - type of weapon short - sword - shortbow slay - slayer - skill str - strength - your strength lvl sq - square shield swordy - swordfish - food super set - super strength potion, super attack potion, super defense potion T (t) - trimmed - type of armour, of type black, adamant, and rune tally - talisman - used for making runes tele - teleport - magic spells telegrab - telekinetic grab - lvl 31 magic Thx, tnks, thnk, thanx - thank you/thanks tjh - that's just hilarious ttfn - ta-ta for now - good bye ttyl - talk to you later U unids - unidentified herbs - members only - approx. 1k each V vamps vampires - type of monster W w00t - happy exclamation wc - wc - your woodcuting lvl wildy - a dangourus zone in the north - players can fight players here world hop, world switch - switch worlds, mainly for the purpose of obtaining a resourse X x-ing - logging out by clicking the X button Y y - why yews - type of trees Z zam, zamm, zammy, zamy - zamorak - one of three gods Numb3r5 @nd c4@r@c73r5 (numbers and characters) 1337, leet - elite 2h - two-hander - a type of weapon, not wieldable with a shield That'd be my old terms guide from here.

I'd just keep on playing. It's not like any of the new updates have affected me...

I... Think... It was a Google search; but then again, it's all a bit... hazy. Bah, almost beeen two years, so it's hard to recall.

It'd better be big, otherwise it'll take forever fot you to find me, and I'd be bored... :(

Read the first post :? January 21 or something :) Whoa. I'm QUOTEABLE! And what's this about the forums being down, Bane and Batty?

"Great minds". Neither TET nor you qualify for "great minds". :wink: And anyways, I hope you people are ready for some SERIOUS PUZZLING! The clues I've thought up will be brutal, especially the last one, because to solve it you need to solve the first five first! Hehe. You'll see.... I'll make you all BLEED in agony!

No! It's not! Because YOU posted on it! xD And really, I'm working on this. Very, very slowly. I have a four day weekend coming up, I'll see if I can do another chapter them.

ever heard of grammer? lol Grammar and correct spelling are two different things, he used bad spelling but correct grammar.. he did, but he wrongly referred to the quote as bad grammar, since the quote did use correct grammar but bad spelling (mostly typos) and bad punctuation (missing full stops) First, useless nested quotes are a pain in the arse. Second, that quote contains no punctuation, and is really just a huge run-on sentence. That'd be bad grammar right there. Maybe instead of debating the spelling of the word, you could go look up the flipping definition?

I'm Canadian. Crisps are chips, and I have no idea what Crips are. Ya, there's three types of fencing.. Foil, Eppe, and Sabre. Google it.

1 in all combat levels, hitpoints is 10. And my slayer is only 2. :(

Your mom can force you to go to church. She just can't force you to believe it. You can believe or disbelieve whatever you want, but she can still make you go to church.

=D Cool, Trojan, very cool! Here's a hint: You can report more than one person a minute, if you log out between reports! :wink: I'm camped out right now, reporting away. Normally I wouldn't, but... I'm on world 7, and that's MY WORLD, you know?

There's a Google Video thing on this. It suggests that all level three's with the ability to cut yews should be banned. If that happens, JAGeX staff will get hurt. I have a power-account, level three, with a year of membership on it. I am *not* losing it. Frankly, JAGeX just has to step up it's anti-auto systems.

I can just keep on cracking the big toe on both of my feet...

PMG!! You MENTIONED US!!!! Oh, and the website is actually here: http://www.free*remove this*webs.com/theorderofcabbage/index.htm

Yes. This is a thread for jokes, one-liners, quotes, and the like. In other words, a "humour thread". Rules: 1. Abide by the Tip.It forum rules 2. Don't post if you're illiterate 3. Don't take anything seriously Here is my collection of jokes: What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home. My ex-girlfriend said she sent me something for valentine's day. I went out to check my mailbox for anything that ticked. An englishman, a scotsman, an irishman, a "typical" australian, an american, two mexicans, three nuns, a priest, and a choirboy walk into a bar. The barman turns around and says: "What is this? Some kind of joke?" How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, one not to change it, and one both to change it and not to change it. How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to observe how the lightbulb symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of Cosmic Nothingness. How many Communists does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them. Whats the last thing a noob says before he dies? OMG! 1 n33D helpzors! savse m3!!!!111!!!! HRRK! I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, you probably won't either. Trippy I demand that you post your own jokes now.

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How exactly can you tell that from my hair? Oh believe me, I don't think he's talking about your hair. Heeeeeeeeey!! That's not nice!

Yes. I'm never tired! AE FTW! How exactly can you tell that from my hair? No, I'm a fencer who lives in Burnaby. "Friends"? *cough* I don't like McDonalds.

I have a water bottle stuck to my face. In a few minutes, I'm gonna look like a cabbage with a hicky.

And WHAT exactly does that mean?!

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