silver_wits

is overly concerned about my family jewels. Never had dangly bits to begin with.. so never imagined them on me.

mythbusters proved that just inserting a finger into the barrel isn't enough to make it backfire on the shooter. It's not smart to demand food from your worst enemy because....

1 good friend. you always need someone that shares the same quirks as you do.. who thinks exactly the same.. who'll help you bury the body if necessary, who will give you a hug if you're hurt.. and who will calmy wave at you if you jump off the roof of a building. \ would you rather rather have 20 good friends online which you never meet or 1 good friend in real life [stolen from person above me]

It might tell everyone your secret secret secret secret secret evil plans for world domination that include-- haha..good one. IT's not smart to type while sleepy because...

huh? I don'[t get it. ^ managed to make me confused.

I never pass up the opportunity to cause pain to those nearest to me. sister it is.. I;d do it in her sleep though.. cause she'll beat me to pulp and then tell my parents what i did.. and then keep the cat away... :cry: Would you rather risk punishment to do something that you considered necessary even though the punishment was extremely severe, and the persons giving the punishment, high class sadists... or would you not risk it?

It's generally frowned upon in society to eat your own babies... It's not smart to think about cannibals instead of hannibal...

Is not a conniving and irritating cat. :twisted:

anime character. Would you rather be forced to wear a bikini female top instead of a shirt, with nothing disguising what it is in public, or... vote for your most hated politician.

i'm currently residing in the land of Canadia. I got this error message: This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions. ^Is able to watch stuff that isn;t available in my country....

Grandma will want to watch it with you, point out the movies flaws, the bad acting, and the poor lighting.... also.. she will make you go get her food.. lots of food.. and probably make you change her catheter for her as well... [i don't actually have a grandma, one died, and the other one disowned her son, my dad. So I imagined what I would do with whatever babies my future spawn might give birth to.] It's not smart to think of children as spawn because....

actually I prefer high-kicking people... but since this would be a friendly kick..I'll go with the roundhouse kick... for now. would you rather paint a picture and be famous, or write and sing a song to become famous?

His mind wasn't in the gutter! :shock: :?

because you may lose something extremely important to you, but you can still live without it. your sight. It's not smart to make fun of asinine people because...

Thinks I'm good at slithering out of things. LIKE QUESTIONS!!!!! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!

:uhh: uh.. extremely unattractive... so unattractive, your mama is more attractive than me! *huggles 321Ownage to death*

:twisted: Would you rather Bite a cat, or kick a puppy? :ohnoes: :o :shock: :? :uhh:

Incorrect. If Professor Snape, the greatest legimens ever, [he can read your mind... thats what it means] decides to wear a dress, I will not do anything to further incite his wrath upon me. :? TPUM likes inciting people's wrath.

:| Made me laugh because I can certainly imagine a lot of males that would be able to deceive you as well.. and I just imagined you calling them female... :lol:

nice... navy...no wait.. air force...[actually neither would accept me because i'm too lazy] Would you rather kick a puppy or kick a cute, defenceless, mod? :twisted:

incorrect. this female was sexy as hell. TPUM finds the female in the above pic to be sexy as hell as well... :

[hide=Gullible]Easily deceived or duped. http://www.answers.com/gullible[/hide] Sees Aliens in smilies.

know my dreams will never come true... hey.. better the devil I know than one I don't... also.. I;ve had some nightmares I dont wnat to live through in real life.. no way in hell would I ever survive fighting a dragon with all my limbs and life points intact. Would you rather kick a mod, or get kicked by a mod? 8-)

incorrect.. I can always recycle ideas from the start if i need to anyways. TPUM has imagined/fantasied about using the magicks of Harry Potter to make someone turn into a pig.

Gullible. :twss: