silver_wits

cargo. a butter knife stuck in someone.

The dragon somehow manages to land on the haystack... and not get hurt. As our hero rushes towards the dragon, with a look of concern on his face, incase he misses an easy kill, a giant rainbow appears. right behind our stickman, a magical pot of gold appears. Our hero now has to decide... will he take the gold before it disappears, or finish off the clumsy dragon? [hide=][/hide] Where he is: Xanth what he is wearing:wooden shield, regular sword What he is killing:nothing! he's currently deciding. His other items:7 hides from the cute and adorable pigmonster/1 set of bones/and 4 cooked meat, and a needle from the haystack.

make like a ninja and escape. a poem titled "the owl and the [kitty]cat"

Knows what "wielding" a cat means, and didn't misspell it as "welding" btw.... what the hell do you mean?

when in doubt, always take the longer, twistier, road... if no such road appears.. always take the first option. What do you think about the future regarding sentient robots? I personally think that sentient robots are in the very near future... :ohnoes:

pork chops are a food too... and another sumo wrestler might want to gnaw on pork chops.. thus giving pork chops one more reason to want you out of this world. It;s not smart to procrastinate becau--....

*Pukes all over Rockgabriel9*

grammar nazi ftw!!!! Would you rather be thrown into a pit of boiling hot lava, or have your best friend make out with your little brother infront of you?

Pro: without them, you would have been nurtured inside of a test tube.. and you wouldn't have anyone to stop you from doing something embarassing like run around naked outside. Con: they will take pictures of your embarassing moments and show it to everybody... they also tell you that you;re fat and need to lose weight even though you weigh 115 pounds and you're 5 feet 2 inches tall... grrrrr being short.

Granted. only god can corrupt a wish, and make it epic like you did. I wish that I was a god as well, instead of being a human.

no. TPUM likes eating hot pepper, sweating profusely, and then drinking a cold drink.

I hate you because you claim to be made of this:

Banned for being a queen. :ohnoes:

Granted. you become allergic to it, and hives break out all over your body. I wish that I was allergic to kryptonite.

julabi. noodle soup.

I hate you for thinking of the world when fondling your pet rock.

yes.. but I like manga more. TPUM likes manga.

coins. so that I can wash them before eating them.. and use them after eating them. Would you rather watch countless episodes of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! or gouge your eyes out?

Pro: taste yummy when you add lots of sugar. Con: doesn't taste that good otherwise. candy

Banned for banning a girl! :o [PS if Caribbeangirl is in reality a guy, or alien, or transvestite, then I sincerely apologise for calling you a girl]

Looks like a grim reaper.

eat it. shards of glass with some brown stuff stuck on it. :-#

*Tickles EGmaestro*

water elvis presley.

Banned for wanting to reply to me. And mauranius, your name sounds similiar to some else;s in a differnt forum...so I didn't realise you were different people.